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Originally Posted by Dominate

Zelph shows Aero his Tinder profile

Zelph: Look Aero I made a page!!! Any advice?

Aero: I doubt you take my advice but...

I hate openers like this but ok

NO HEADSHOTS, & dont act desperate if you wanna get laid today
Zelph cried out "Oh God, please swipe right" I'm like didnt HE? With a razor blade?
Dece.

Life’s hectic, but when a day goes by I swear I wouldn’t do it differently
For Zelph, when a Dago’s bi he thinks “THIS is why I moved to Italy”
Lmao


Eviction’s mom gets dicked down and dumped quick cuz that vagina’s the stupidest
That bitch seen more pump & bolt actions than ANY rifle enthusiast

Fire.

& you live in a dank basement. Team gets no attention cuz you bland/basic
TransAction’s getting looked over… Dia’s mom every month w/ his bank statement

Just ok

Originally Posted by Answer

Eviction/Zaddy:




Who says shit like “Keeping text alive” you’re a nerd if you think this shits important.
When it comes to concepts dom so stiff you’ll think he’s suffering from rigor mortis.

C'mon.

We’re the OG you’re the fuckin variants, if you had a name, we’re dragging it in dirt.
The only transaction is when dom and aero parade around in their favorite skirt.

Nothing killing it rn

Im killin ur family. Watch As your kin is floating by me
Switch gears, Once he see’s the kardashian trouble like kim, khloe& Kylie

Doesn't work

I’ll fuck your girl. There’s no way u have more style than me
Presidential; As soon as I Kamala fur face she smiles with glee

Advanced Placement wins and it isnt close.