i give his girl a discount on sex if she picks me up in her car.
OG had the nerve to call her BEGGING to hang out on one occasion
She calls me the best deal in town, he blowing her cell pleading in earnest
On her phone like "bae you drive such a hard bargain!" & we laugh as my erect penis confirms it
Stop with your chatter, me & ya girl will always fuck tough talk's not gonna matter
He screamed "Over my dead body!" So I killed him & we had sex atop a cadaver
If I get in riffs my fist battle, then police put me in stiff shackles
If his hands land him in hot water he woke up peeing while his friends ***kle
Y'all think he got his name bangin w the foes or slangin on the stove?
No! after seeing his dick girls're like "ohhhh, geee... maybe you should go."
Quit faking your wealth, or saying with girls your making them melt
Your social life's like using archaic references in a story, nigga you're dating yourself
You get no thread views or thread ratings boy you on a slump
If you ever get a gold star I'll disrespect your mother like Donald Trump
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Too Rich IRL to Be Here. I'm Out.
Last edited by Aero; 08-05-2016 at 03:48 AM.
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