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Old 12-11-2014, 02:28 PM   #4
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Originally Posted by E Tha Real View Post
Ironically jazz trumpet, i played in jazz band and combos for college.
Heard you got hitched in October, but that’s such tough sledding,
When you know I gave her the pump action minutes before your shotgun wedding.
You blow on a trumpet for fun huh? You know you can’t hurt me,
When I put the metal in your mouth, you’ll be shaking jazz hands begging for mercy
I’ve got furious fists, wondering how much more you can take,
Cause I’ll slump you while you’re still wondering “Diddy do that?” like Drake.
Got so many girls on my jock, learning what whores can do,
While you wouldn’t have a bitch on your arm rocking Orc’s tattoo.
You’re fake, weak and fraudulent, homie I see right through ya,
Just one shot will leave Reel spinning faster than all the seasons of Wicked Tuna.
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