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Dave’s in a final again..

Should’ve been the zuch trilogy - a battle for the ages, like one and two
But Somehow this bum gets through, now it’s a battle for the ages like one and two
That’s child’s play, like reaching these finals - he really mastered it all along
He’ll be known as the little star of the summer classic.. when they asterisk my accomp
It’s just my kinda fun to see this giant cunt try and run
So If I see Swerve in the road I’m driving straight for it, call me Ryan Dunn
Embellish the truth all you want, but bragging money will never work kid
Sure, There are some commas in his bank balance but every one of them’s inverted
I was looking for a test in this tourney..but swerve ain’t the kind that should offer it
How far his talent could go is lateral flow: Two strong lines would be a positive
All those jokes on where I’m from’ll look dumb When I steal on ya
Fucko, I could give you more looks with the hands than Krumm from Real Monsters
But honestly, I might not even wanna punch this wack maggot
Instead I’ll grab a bat and take his head clean off like I’m fronting black sabbath
His girls an angry ugly whore, bet he wish he could see her less
But it hasn’t just become untenable.. the bitch was always a three at best
But I like some easy tail, so I’ve had ur girlfriend in the sack
When I’m at her place it’s wacky races; somehow dick always ends up in the back
I seen sharp sayin some things like Dave may not win.. the funniest mag that I’ll ever read
Shit, If Swerve’s been waiting in the wings then his fate is akin to those two Afghan refugees