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I appreciate yall dropping 20 and I owe this a vote


Should’ve been the zuch trilogy - a battle for the ages, like one and two
But Somehow this bum gets through, now it’s a battle for the ages like one and two

Not gonna lie, I don't really get the connection here. I know you're referencing the 1st and 2nd battle of the zuch trilogy, but on the other side of it is this like 1 year old vs. 2 year olds? Not really sure where the battle for the ages part ties in. I did a google search, and there's a movie called One & Two, but nothing I can find from the description really makes this bar work, and if this is a movie reference I feel like it's too obscure. 5/10


That’s child’s play, like reaching these finals - he really mastered it all along
He’ll be known as the little star of the summer classic.. when they asterisk my accomp

This is alright, I've use a similar star/asterisk concept in the past but my main issue with this bar is just the wording of it. Saying "you're a little star" just feels like a weak wording choice that sort of cheapens the sting of it. It could've landed a bit harder. 7/10

It’s just my kinda fun to see this giant cunt try and run
So If I see Swerve in the road I’m driving straight for it, call me Ryan Dunn

alright, 7/10

Embellish the truth all you want, but bragging money will never work kid
Sure, There are some commas in his bank balance but every one of them’s inverted

Not really digging this one 6/10

I was looking for a test in this tourney..but swerve ain’t the kind that should offer it
How far his talent could go is lateral flow: Two strong lines would be a positive

i dig this 8/10

All those jokes on where I’m from’ll look dumb When I steal on ya
Fucko, I could give you more looks with the hands than Krumm from Real Monsters

this is dope 9/10

But honestly, I might not even wanna punch this wack maggot
Instead I’ll grab a bat and take his head clean off like I’m fronting black sabbath

nah, wording is cool but ive seen the general idea done too many times. 7/10

His girls an angry ugly whore, bet he wish he could see her less
But it hasn’t just become untenable.. the bitch was always a three at best

I kinda like this, it's fresh, clever and the wording is smooth. 8/10

But I like some easy tail, so I’ve had ur girlfriend in the sack
When I’m at her place it’s wacky races; somehow dick always ends up in the back

lmao man idk if i hate this bar or love it. The dick idea has obviously been done many times which sets it back, but this was a fresh spin on it. I fuck with it. 8/10

I seen sharp sayin some things like Dave may not win.. the funniest mag that I’ll ever read
Shit, If Swerve’s been waiting in the wings then his fate is akin to those two Afghan refugees

alright, 7/10


Overall - 72/100


Dave’s bitch-made, I can’t face this man and have any fear,
Cause I may have 3 periods between each punch…but he has 12 in a year.

I like the wording but the idea's really overdone and it's not a super fresh spin on it, it's solid overall 7/10

This tournament’s foreshadowing your depression, there’s no fighting it guy,
It’s vehicular suicide…first bleak and blue, now swerve and you die.

ok 7/10

I’m a surgeon with gats, every bullets the cure,
When I shoot, Dave Mustaine the stage like a Megadeath tour.

eh not really feeling this. It's a bit textbook and the wording kinda bugs me. The "david must stain the stage" part makes sense, but in reference to megadeth, the phrase "David Mustaine the stage" doesn't make grammatical sense. 6/10

You’re going to beat me? That kind of thinking is toxic,
Quite frankly that’s a bridge too far…and this is me pushing you off it.

nah not really feeling this, seen a lot of bridge and pushing them off it bars that are all pretty much identical. Old ideas need new angles 6/10

Now you’ve been around the block, player you’ll get tossed,
You may not be wet behind the ears…but I’ll mail them to your family in a box.

not really digging this 5/10

You were the second choice - you being good is plenty talk,
Cause voters were hoping for a Blue chip and they got a penny stock.

wording could've been a little stronger but this is cool 8/10

Here’s another L for the UK, punches have you smashed with a pen,
These shots’ll ring off your frame until England wants to lynch Rashford again.

Not really feeling the wording and the concept could've been more fleshed out 6/10

Put the heater between your lips, won’t hear this mans shout,
Call it dental hygiene…what comes out of this scope’ll rinse your mouth out.

Nah, seen this done a dozen times and this approach is basically identical to all the others. 6/10

First Zuch now Dave, these UPN fags cannot mess with me,
When I stay taking down more prowlers than the sex offender registry.

ok 7/10

Swerve throws hooks and jabs, beating on this stereotype,
Dave’ll go down like a sack of potatoes…and his limey family will eat every bite.

Not really feeling the closer here, i dont mind the idea but the wording needed more. It also might just be a cultural thing, but as an american saying "limey family" just doesn't sound super insulting 6/10

Overall - 64/100



I felt like the number one thing that gave Dave the edge here was fresher ideas. The period, bridge, and scope bars have all been done a lot and anytime you use an old concept there really needs to be a new spin on it that hasn't been done. Blue chip from swerve was cool. 2 strong lines a positive and real monsters from dave were dope. I also liked the wacky races bar

overall solid showing from both yall and props for ending this SC on the right note

v/ Dave