Went to Amsterdam for sausage fests, that WERE sausage fests..
aight look..
Should take pride in personal appearance, but friend u queer
standing there iron & board set up to stray starch yo trousers - then ya hair.
Button-up’s half open on purpose, just to get yo jerk act on..
being difficult cuz ya homie wouldn’t take the pic ’til u put ya shirt back on.
In this boring ass picture looking like a Guy Fawkes Hipster..
bet barbers must have a degree in aerodynamics to get ya haircut swifter.
Know how I know u’re half-a-fag? Because I asked ya Dads,
eternal optimist, so anxious to get roofied at the bash, already has half a glass.
Facial expression like u’re try’na look normal under the meds
fuck coming out the closet, instead tell your lover to come from under the bed.
..BODY.
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