Who has the most glorious flow on NC

NYCSPITZ · 07-22-2013, 12:30 AM

Who possesses the most beauty locks on this site. The demographics here are 75% white 15% black 10% other so I know there has to be some good hair out here. Sorry for people like @Aero who can only grow afros. Lots of Women like bald men so I suggest you go for that look. @dead man prolly has good hair. @oats has dece flow but no curls so we can't put him in the top 4. @Split Eight @Nigma. I saw the most beautiful flow on a lad today. Oddly I was looking into a mirror and the most gorgeous seductive black fibers were flowing toward adonis shoulders in abundance. Here is a rough list of flow champions...

Top Flow:

1.NYC (just utterly sickening flow)
2.nigma/split eight (hockey flow)
3.zygote (some south americans have dirty flow)
4.dead man (just types like his flow is sickening)
5.oatmeal(Dirty Hawaiian locks)
6.pancake(prob has dece flow if he lets it grow
7.bags (outstanding flow to beard aesthetics)
8.Knucklehead(beautiful auburn flow)
9.Rawn Macdon (dope curls, beard and death stare flow)

PancakeBrah · 07-22-2013, 12:32 AM

I'm top 3.

Hair grows from buzzcut, to jewfro. To flowing locks of brown stuff. Swag levels increase, impregnating is possible. summer jam screen.

NYCSPITZ · 07-22-2013, 12:41 AM

So u devolve into jewfro then blossom magnificent flow? Interesting evolution...

My flow tends to morph from a buzzcut into a superior Justin Beiber where locks begin curling and swirling all over the side of my dome and drop-dead gorgeous curls emerge from the side of my neck to spread out and soar like peacock feathers. As the flow grows, the hypnotic swirls grow more pronounced all over my head and curls all over flow upwards, some small locks flow downwards, while other larger locks on the top of my head maintain an overall spherical shape but create patterns like the rising tide of the oceans...

oats · 07-22-2013, 12:57 AM

I know nobody on here is fucking with my beard though.

Atomic · 07-22-2013, 01:04 AM

are u mentally retarded, how was i not #1 LMAO

NYCSPITZ · 07-22-2013, 01:04 AM

^^ Pardon me, oats? What half gook half cracker do you know with red hairs in his Viking like beard??? Red hairs that fleetingly and radiantly glint gold in the sunlight??? You see, my beard has 3 types of color. Auburn, Pure death black, and very minute amounts of blonde. It curls and my moustache provides an beautiful Mexican rapist-esque contrast to the beard. Only few men can handle it...

Atomic, ur maine flow is pretty godly but it's hard to ursurp the king

Split · 07-22-2013, 01:04 AM

cut my hair for winter, grow the flo for summer for no real reason

2edgy

Atomic · 07-22-2013, 01:07 AM

gonna need pic proof, i have plenty to share

my flow is unmatched the god cannot be tested

Fart · 07-22-2013, 01:16 AM

pics. ice never had my hair long ever. except when i was 2, i had the gnar mullet

~RustyGunZ~ · 07-22-2013, 01:34 AM

don't have any pics from last years flowfest

it starts now though, the hockey gods will envy me by no shave november

07-22-2013, 01:39 AM

When I was in 6th grade, the black kids called my hair the "Afro in training"

oats · 07-22-2013, 01:39 AM

If there's a way to upload pics from my phone I'll end the beard debate right now. My students call me Mr. Thor.

NYCSPITZ · 07-22-2013, 01:46 AM

yeah but be kind to your girl nigga u cant eat a woman out with a thor beard

Fart · 07-22-2013, 01:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meth

When I was in 6th grade, the black kids called my hair the "Afro in training"

lmfao

Fart · 07-22-2013, 01:56 AM

im seriously contemplating bringing the mullet back next summer.

oats · 07-22-2013, 01:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NYCSPITZ

yeah but be kind to your girl nigga u cant eat a woman out with a thor beard

Exact opposite brother man. This beard be commanding clit.

Geno · 07-22-2013, 01:57 AM

All I know is this. My shapeup game = semi retarded. Beard is flawless

And my flow game is superb when I focuss on it. Bang!

NYCSPITZ · 07-22-2013, 01:58 AM

that'sw it stop cutting your hair. I'm posting flow pics in November w/ seth

Wise Wiggles · 07-22-2013, 02:36 AM

list is wrong

Flow · 07-22-2013, 04:08 AM

75% white 15% black 10% other

....

Did you just pull those statistics right out your ass?

07-22-2013, 12:32 AM	#2
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 13,052 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899406	I'm top 3. Hair grows from buzzcut, to jewfro. To flowing locks of brown stuff. Swag levels increase, impregnating is possible. summer jam screen. __________________ If I ventured in the slipstream Between the viaducts of your dreams Where immobil steel rims crack And the ditch in the back road stop Could you find me?

07-22-2013, 01:04 AM	#7
Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,904 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899395	cut my hair for winter, grow the flo for summer for no real reason 2edgy __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com

07-22-2013, 01:16 AM	#9
Fart You Next Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Seattle Posts: 6,348 Battle Record: 1-2 Rep Power: 7920843	pics. ice never had my hair long ever. except when i was 2, i had the gnar mullet __________________ smokin spliffs til i dont exist

07-22-2013, 01:56 AM	#15
Fart You Next Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Seattle Posts: 6,348 Battle Record: 1-2 Rep Power: 7920843	im seriously contemplating bringing the mullet back next summer. __________________ smokin spliffs til i dont exist

07-22-2013, 01:57 AM	#17
Geno White Earl Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Philly Cat. Posts: 12,330 Battle Record: 10-15 Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF (4x) Champed - Netcees Writers League - Write Week I - Write Week 8 Rep Power: 50036758	All I know is this. My shapeup game = semi retarded. Beard is flawless And my flow game is superb when I focuss on it. Bang! __________________ *-A.bove T.he R.est*

07-22-2013, 12:30 AM	#1
NYCSPITZ SYRACUSE Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,033 Battle Record: 31-37 Champed - Write Night II - Alias Topical Tournament Rep Power: 4743544	Who has the most glorious flow on NC Who possesses the most beauty locks on this site. The demographics here are 75% white 15% black 10% other so I know there has to be some good hair out here. Sorry for people like @Aero who can only grow afros. Lots of Women like bald men so I suggest you go for that look. @dead man prolly has good hair. @oats has dece flow but no curls so we can't put him in the top 4. @Split Eight @Nigma. I saw the most beautiful flow on a lad today. Oddly I was looking into a mirror and the most gorgeous seductive black fibers were flowing toward adonis shoulders in abundance. Here is a rough list of flow champions... Top Flow: 1.NYC (just utterly sickening flow) 2.nigma/split eight (hockey flow) 3.zygote (some south americans have dirty flow) 4.dead man (just types like his flow is sickening) 5.oatmeal(Dirty Hawaiian locks) 6.pancake(prob has dece flow if he lets it grow 7.bags (outstanding flow to beard aesthetics) 8.Knucklehead(beautiful auburn flow) 9.Rawn Macdon (dope curls, beard and death stare flow)

07-22-2013, 12:41 AM	#3
NYCSPITZ SYRACUSE Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,033 Battle Record: 31-37 Champed - Write Night II - Alias Topical Tournament Rep Power: 4743544	So u devolve into jewfro then blossom magnificent flow? Interesting evolution... My flow tends to morph from a buzzcut into a superior Justin Beiber where locks begin curling and swirling all over the side of my dome and drop-dead gorgeous curls emerge from the side of my neck to spread out and soar like peacock feathers. As the flow grows, the hypnotic swirls grow more pronounced all over my head and curls all over flow upwards, some small locks flow downwards, while other larger locks on the top of my head maintain an overall spherical shape but create patterns like the rising tide of the oceans...

07-22-2013, 12:57 AM	#4
oats Steel Cut Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 5,075 Battle Record: 19-10 Accomplishments - OM HOF (2x) Champed - Fight Night LXXXIV - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 79005425	I know nobody on here is fucking with my beard though.

07-22-2013, 01:04 AM	#5
Atomic official hypedaddy. Join Date: Jun 2013 Posts: 951 Battle Record: 11-12 Champed - Sickeningly White Night VI - Longbar Heavyweight Belt (0x) - Shortbar Featherweight Belt (0x) Rep Power: 0	are u mentally retarded, how was i not #1 LMAO

07-22-2013, 01:07 AM	#8
Atomic official hypedaddy. Join Date: Jun 2013 Posts: 951 Battle Record: 11-12 Champed - Sickeningly White Night VI - Longbar Heavyweight Belt (0x) - Shortbar Featherweight Belt (0x) Rep Power: 0	gonna need pic proof, i have plenty to share my flow is unmatched the god cannot be tested

07-22-2013, 01:34 AM	#10
~RustyGunZ~ (ง'̀-'́)ง Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 15,852 Battle Record: 52-28 Accomplishments -50+ wins Champed -Summer Classic VIII -Netcees Battle League -BA Picture -BA TagTeam -Fight Night Cypher I -Fight Night XXXV -Key Grand Prix 2018 1/2 Rep Power: 85899403	don't have any pics from last years flowfest it starts now though, the hockey gods will envy me by no shave november

07-22-2013, 01:39 AM	#11
Meth Guest Posts: n/a	When I was in 6th grade, the black kids called my hair the "Afro in training"

07-22-2013, 01:46 AM	#13
NYCSPITZ SYRACUSE Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,033 Battle Record: 31-37 Champed - Write Night II - Alias Topical Tournament Rep Power: 4743544	yeah but be kind to your girl nigga u cant eat a woman out with a thor beard

07-22-2013, 01:58 AM	#18
NYCSPITZ SYRACUSE Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,033 Battle Record: 31-37 Champed - Write Night II - Alias Topical Tournament Rep Power: 4743544	that'sw it stop cutting your hair. I'm posting flow pics in November w/ seth

07-22-2013, 02:36 AM	#19
Wise Wiggles nok Su kow Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,507 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 51788019	list is wrong __________________ "black as midnight..black as pitch blacker than the soul of the foulest witch"