09-17-2014, 03:37 PM | #1 | |
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PSYCHOLOGY 101: MIMICRY IS A FORM OF FLATTERY. FEATURING: ALL OF OM
JESUS IS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR, THE CHORD YOU SAVOR, NOW LISTEN UP
IM SUPERFRAGILISTICEEXPIALDOCIOSUS or something. The lord is our savior, born from the crux Torn in from mud, you know that it's up. Conforming, convoluting the contrary Binary written contract, ripped from the ribs. Do you want Mary? And joseph, I'm barely controlled. Jesus shall set you free, and he'll carry your woes, through a ferry, you loathe. I love Mary and HOV. That's Jehova, not Jay-Z. DEMONS! fuck it psychologist faggot, go vulgar The Pentecostal allegiance of Sigmund Freud is subservient Zihuatanejo. Malfesceance devoid of prism scales through observational cursive mends Repentance, the Calvinist. Baptism through sotorieology in nuanced commandments Shipwrecked defenselessness. Alchemist of outward shrines of advancement ticks commentators: whoa this was really dope vulg! ur vocab much deepz and thats so many of it me thinking to myself: man, gonna say hes dope but tbh i didnt understand any of it youre fucking trash bronie!!!!!!!!!!! that's why i passed up a chance to collab with you to collab with gambloni. FUCK IT GO PANCAKE YOU PSYCHOLOGIST DUDE!! SURE WHY NOT!! Emotional mesh of molten of flesh, moulded by breaths you hope that we bred over expulsion, ovaries exploding. it's the contention, of flowery petals, and mountains of metal you clunk through "1970s film" cranberry and vodka, cherry to silk, buried in the cemetery we'd build It's the notebook in reverse, opaque restlessness. influx of our inner love flared to pick you up, is my lifes intuition. mistletoes pointed north to your fingerbrushed hair commentators: WHOA SUPER EMOTIONAL, DUDE you're on fire with phrases certain: omg pancake you should retire today and be admired and praised, kid me: what kinda PUSSY VAGINA RETARDED GAY FAIRY SHIT? ON FIRE? ...it's gayness OMG DO BAGS, DO BAGS DAMNIT!!!!!!!! fucickel nicklebags bagatronic automatic, vagabond batter classics, papelbon rap semanticssdks. gotta make a typo TYPE IN CAPS and then type low. SWITCH IT UP IM PSYCHO. but im grounded, battle? YEAH I MIGHT SHOW. but im in mexico, man, im mexican man, getting mexican aids, with a mexican gay. I'm mexican. NAH. I'm WHITE and im PROUD. I'm the washington shooter, you'd get SNIPED IN THE CROWD, PIPED IF YOU'RE LOUD, put my feet up on the couch and eat lunch through her mouth. You're wifes butt? IS A WOW! Not even a number, my cock/penis got semen and it's not leaving unless she gOT UP ON HER KNEES BITCH!! BAGGACHIO CLASSIC, THe valiums cranked up get mad at you and turn up THE VOLUME ON YOUR GRAY TRUCK battle rap commentators: WHOA THIS DOPE 5 STARS , UR THE FUCKING SHIT @Destroyer: i wish i was u DUDE THIS IS THE BEST DONT SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT IT can i SUCK UR DICK?!?!?!!!!!!!!!! me: wow, you're a ball of flames, queer. i cant believe ANTHONY guys HALL OF FAME HERE FUCK IT COPY DEADMAN!! nostalgia. memories broke the the faulty sightings archimedes arrow. soaked in blood and arthritis headphones cracked. kudzu vines, menthol crack bled nose wraps painted portaits of kempt cold facts psycho-babble mixed with negativity displayed feastivities array the intricate serendipity dismay commentators: im crying rhis si sad OM HOF 5 TIMES!! THIS IS A HOMING SHOT OF ETHER!! oats: can i USCK UR DICK I WIHSI THOUGHT I THIS, OH MY OH MY!! THIS IS GOLDEN CALIBER!!!!(I SHOULD KNOW IM A TEACHER) me: You need Jesus, deadman.....FOREAL THOUGH. FUCK IT COPY THAT DEMON BABY I can't...he's a demon!! fUCK IT Lava molten, ganjah smoking bb. Chakra broken, shards of bolts and sharpened weaponry, the GOD OF EFFIGIES, THE MARKSMEN PEDIGREE EMBARK YOUR PETTY DREAMS, LIKE FREDDY KREUGER, YOU PETTY USERS GET YOUR ARSE DISSECTED WITH THE BARK OF SEVERED TREES, now call that "NATURAL RESOURCES" The sabbatical seahore, saying WEE-HAW!! IM BACK AT IT YOU WEAK WHORES!! Metaphorical? Nah, describe my style as a convertible top mixed with verbage to rot. Acting courteous? HA. Each verse a think plot: Compared to a curvy ink-blot. Skirmish with this god, or we could take it the ground Fuck hand-2-hand! this is avant grande, mayhem in the crowd I'm patient...X. ...Patience, V, breathe in and out slowly the ins and outs, is the thinnest cloud of doubt that you'd think and drown. commentators: dope word dope word, nice nice NICE nice gREATNES muzzle: CAN I SUCK UR DICK LIL BB, EVEN AFTER U GAVE ME THAT FACELIFT me: wtf is this bb ass gay shit, I HATE THIS FUCKING GAY KID. He needs jesus. He's mentally sick NOW I COPIED ALL OF YOUR STYLES TO THE TENTH, AND ITS SHIT, TRY TO COPY MY STYLE IM THE BEST and ur shit Jesus, the lord and savior. Do not resist. Becoming a Christian. THEATERS NEAR YOU, SOON. @Vulgar @Bags @dead man @El Pancake @BIG FUCKA BABY @Certain @oats @Destroyer
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09-17-2014, 05:00 PM | #3 |
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I've got this one figured out. Mimicry is a form of flattery, so The Mind Assassin did an intentionally poor job to show that he has no respect for any of us.
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09-17-2014, 05:16 PM | #5 |
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@Bags wtf
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09-17-2014, 07:03 PM | #6 |
Bags will be avenged
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this was horrible
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09-17-2014, 09:57 PM | #7 |
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I never read a bb verse but based on this he better then everyone else.
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09-17-2014, 10:36 PM | #8 |
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Should I dignify your stupidity and ego with a response?
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09-17-2014, 10:52 PM | #9 |
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this almost could have been funny, except....
Ego.
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09-17-2014, 11:14 PM | #11 | |
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09-17-2014, 11:18 PM | #12 |
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this seemed a bit mean-spirited.
bb's mimicry was the best here but bb mimics my writing better than you, sorry to say. great effort!
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I know you deadman. Thanks bro.
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When I get a chance, I'm gonna read this whole thing. The bit that I read was good.
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09-18-2014, 11:55 AM | #15 |
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Honestly, after this one:
vulgar: The Pentecostal allegiance of Sigmund Freud is subservient Zihuatanejo. Malfesceance devoid of prism scales through observational cursive mends Repentance, the Calvinist. Baptism through sotorieology in nuanced commandments Shipwrecked defenselessness. Alchemist of outward shrines of advancement ticks words above prompted me to post some gospel rap from my homie from Macro Fi, 12 years ago. I read in detail some more, then started skimming through shit. Vulgar's post caused me to use google "define blahblah" several times and each time I was like whoa... however, very religious. Despite my opinion of religion, this post was the best out of the lot... though you criticized them all, and even found time to criticize me. Thanks dude! I need more of that! The others' posts were average, at best... except for BFB. I went back and read BFB's post in more detail, and I thought it was well composed for the most part... didn't really touch the shit I saw him post in OM recently, but good shit. Muzzle, suckin a dick sounds pretty fuckin scary. My bite can be quite harmful and lethal... poisonous & painful at least, instant death at best.
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