ThaJoker

trap. · 02-03-2013, 04:25 PM

Name: ThaJoker
Crews: IllaMentals
Where: Chicago
Repped: HG, Sethros, Mentalz, UPN

vs DivineHatred

Sorry, man, no time for a verse...but I did see this ad in the paper I thought you may be interested in...

WANTED:
"A punk bitch who pumps dick with both hands
And is willing to go down on a snowman during a slow jam
While gargling enough Parrot Bay to scare away Captain Mo
And still have the skill to juggle nuts fast or slow,
A fool with no rap or flow and some stupid-ass name
That couldn't even scalp a fuckin' ticket to the rap game.
He needs to be mad thin, have bad skin and a small penis
As well as a mullet, no teeth and a basset hound called Beavis.
He should be into masturbation, preferably gay porn, Hustler
And like cheering for a bunch of strong young men named *ahem* Cornhuskers.
If this sounds like you, hit the phone, you need to see me,
Cuz you sound like the type of cat TJ beats routinely..."

vs Structure

Your skills are flimsy, dangerously unstable like Structures in the ghetto;
Native put me in the kiddie league, why's this Structure made of Legos?
Wanted to knock you back on your heels, but Structure wears stilettos;
90% of America is heterosexual...I guess Structure is a rebel.
This Structure isn't sound, it's an echo, watch me bounce'im off walls;
I don't do audios, but you make shitty tracks, like those found in ya draws.
You piss me off, you pansy bitch, I don't wanna battle you any fuckin' more
Cuz you're to the PBA what Megawatts is to the Discussion Board.
The only thing I can think of is you get hit in the noggin a lot;
I can't tell...are you feeling the rhythm, or just bobbin' for cock?
I'm rockin' the spot, you're just a spot to throw rocks...
At; Don't stop, run and lay low like a car with no shocks
Or getcha dome knocked into forced retirement minus the gold watch.
I'm on a roll: you couldn't stop me with fo' cops' gunshots at a roadblock.
Dumbass showed up for this battle, just another sucker in the end;
Get the fuck out my thread, y'all, cuz this Structure is condemned...

02-03-2013, 04:25 PM	#1
trap. Senior Citizen Join Date: Aug 1997 Posts: 3,871 Battle Record: 4-3 Rep Power: 0	ThaJoker Name: ThaJoker Crews: IllaMentals Where: Chicago Repped: HG, Sethros, Mentalz, UPN vs DivineHatred Sorry, man, no time for a verse...but I did see this ad in the paper I thought you may be interested in... WANTED: "A punk bitch who pumps dick with both hands And is willing to go down on a snowman during a slow jam While gargling enough Parrot Bay to scare away Captain Mo And still have the skill to juggle nuts fast or slow, A fool with no rap or flow and some stupid-ass name That couldn't even scalp a fuckin' ticket to the rap game. He needs to be mad thin, have bad skin and a small penis As well as a mullet, no teeth and a basset hound called Beavis. He should be into masturbation, preferably gay porn, Hustler And like cheering for a bunch of strong young men named ahem Cornhuskers. If this sounds like you, hit the phone, you need to see me, Cuz you sound like the type of cat TJ beats routinely..." vs Structure Your skills are flimsy, dangerously unstable like Structures in the ghetto; Native put me in the kiddie league, why's this Structure made of Legos? Wanted to knock you back on your heels, but Structure wears stilettos; 90% of America is heterosexual...I guess Structure is a rebel. This Structure isn't sound, it's an echo, watch me bounce'im off walls; I don't do audios, but you make shitty tracks, like those found in ya draws. You piss me off, you pansy bitch, I don't wanna battle you any fuckin' more Cuz you're to the PBA what Megawatts is to the Discussion Board. The only thing I can think of is you get hit in the noggin a lot; I can't tell...are you feeling the rhythm, or just bobbin' for cock? I'm rockin' the spot, you're just a spot to throw rocks... At; Don't stop, run and lay low like a car with no shocks Or getcha dome knocked into forced retirement minus the gold watch. I'm on a roll: you couldn't stop me with fo' cops' gunshots at a roadblock. Dumbass showed up for this battle, just another sucker in the end; Get the fuck out my thread, y'all, cuz this Structure is condemned...