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ORC vs. Zuchie {Zuchie wins}
Round Two . . . FIGHT! DUE: Friday, the 12th of June @ 11:59 PM PST aka 3 am on the beast coast 14-20 lines, NO MORE AND NO LESS The rest you already know, I won't accept tom foolery and fuckery @Orc @Zuchiefiasco
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06-08-2020, 09:19 PM | #2 |
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Z deep with the hoes? NOT believable bro
Friends call you “The Wingman” because you’ve got that Beak for a nose I could keep Ajax on the payroll. The guap is too loud Closest you’ll get to a Retainer is a Dentist visit after I knock ya tooth out Reaally I’m not tryna throw hands even if you are slender If I showed up to your work I’d get served quickkk. You’re an excellent Bartender. Picture Zuch winning with not a fan in sight... Maaan. Even if that idea has Grown Legs they’d look like Allen Knights + I’ll visit the crib if you play hero quick! On the Roof with the Arms out Pointing but this isn’t no Aero pic I’m the big Boss. You’ll never get play If Zuch calling the shots it’s “Tequila & Sambucha are on special today” User got zippd. Frac quit. Orc vs Zuch is not fair We keep thinking a Tropical Storm. It turns out you’re all full of Hot Air |
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To the alcoholic soccer playing Irishman..
My vision sucks bro, I’m bad with the numbers But I look at your bars and can see 2020, one disaster after another Your girl sucks me off low cost in a gifted way blew me for a whole two quarters.. I missed half of the Pistons game 12 years emulating Butler, It borders on sick You’re pushing a knockoff style that can’t even be ordered from Wish Yeah I slang drinks, you should be runnin in fear Because bartenders have set your bloodline back three hundred years You run tier 3 soccer? You can’t stop this either Because with guys you play every position, but the ladies say you’re not a keeper He’s Irish and doesn’t pay the slightest attention Alcohol gets an extra 500 each year for claiming this guy as dependent unemployment cash sure, yet we’re done with the money After this you’ll need another welfare check, but it won’t be government funding |
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Okay its ridiculous this is a 14 line battle with 400 views and not a single vote yet...
Great read guys Z deep with the hoes? NOT believable bro Friends call you “The Wingman” because you’ve got that Beak for a nose lol, funny jab. I could keep Ajax on the payroll. The guap is too loud Closest you’ll get to a Retainer is a Dentist visit after I knock ya tooth out Nice. i havent seen Retainer done conceptually so i thought this was cool Reaally I’m not tryna throw hands even if you are slender If I showed up to your work I’d get served quickkk. You’re an excellent Bartender. Ehh. i actually kinda like that you went the swag/complimentary route with the punch tbh, this one just seems a bit too basic and obvious imo Picture Zuch winning with not a fan in sight... Maaan. Even if that idea has Grown Legs they’d look like Allen Knights haha, dope. great delivery this was an great discord punch + I’ll visit the crib if you play hero quick! On the Roof with the Arms out Pointing but this isn’t no Aero pic ehh nah. I appreciate the attempt at another discord punch but you on his roof just seems a bit silly , and as a pretty indirect gun bar its not very hard hitting for me I’m the big Boss. You’ll never get play If Zuch calling the shots it’s “Tequila & Sambucha are on special today” LOL, funny personal. this was cool User got zippd. Frac quit. Orc vs Zuch is not fair We keep thinking a Tropical Storm. It turns out you’re all full of Hot Air Cool wp & crew concept.. solid hit vs. My vision sucks bro, I’m bad with the numbers But I look at your bars and can see 2020, one disaster after another dope. love the current event concept, kinda surprised it hasnt been done Your girl sucks me off low cost in a gifted way blew me for a whole two quarters.. I missed half of the Pistons game LMAO, great misdirection bar. prob LOTB for me 12 years emulating Butler, It borders on sick You’re pushing a knockoff style that can’t even be ordered from Wish the Butler thing is kindve old and overdone on Orc, but the knockoff style concept was solid enough... ok jab Yeah I slang drinks, you should be runnin in fear Because bartenders have set your bloodline back three hundred years LOL good use of your profession here on the personal. irish concepts can be tough, this hits You run tier 3 soccer? You can’t stop this either Because with guys you play every position, but the ladies say you’re not a keeper lol dece jab.. i feel kike maybe Allen Knight did a keeper/goalie idea before? A tad corny imo but personal attempt noted He’s Irish and doesn’t pay the slightest attention Alcohol gets an extra 500 each year for claiming this guy as dependent lol, cool concept again on the irish drunk angle unemployment cash sure, yet we’re done with the money After this you’ll need another welfare check, but it won’t be government funding dope, havent seen welfare check done as a misdirection like this. nice attack line I could keep Ajax on the payroll. The guap is too loud Closest you’ll get to a Retainer is a Dentist visit after I knock ya tooth out Picture Zuch winning with not a fan in sight... Maaan. Even if that idea has Grown Legs they’d look like Allen Knights I’m the big Boss. You’ll never get play If Zuch calling the shots it’s “Tequila & Sambucha are on special today” User got zippd. Frac quit. Orc vs Zuch is not fair We keep thinking a Tropical Storm. It turns out you’re all full of Hot Air vs. My vision sucks bro, I’m bad with the numbers But I look at your bars and can see 2020, one disaster after another Your girl sucks me off low cost in a gifted way blew me for a whole two quarters.. I missed half of the Pistons game Yeah I slang drinks, you should be runnin in fear Because bartenders have set your bloodline back three hundred years unemployment cash sure, yet we’re done with the money After this you’ll need another welfare check, but it won’t be government funding Great battle guys, funny read with some dope concepts all around. I read this twice and it's pretty close for me. All things considered, i think 2020 and Blew me for Two Quarters are prob my two favorite bars of the battle, and i give the slight edge to Zuch on the 'no quotable' bars so i have him taking this. I don't think this is a matter of Orc sleeping on Zuch or taking him lightly, he had a real nice verse, i think this is a matter of Zuch just really stepping up and dropping a dope 14. Props to both Vote - Zuch
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06-12-2020, 04:10 PM | #8 |
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This is really tough to call. Both guys came solid (and I think deserved to be paired up later on in the tourney). We’ll see what other people drop, but I have a feeling I’ll like these verses more than the majority of others, including some that may win. Either way, it was extremely close. Both had several punches I thought were well done and witty... and the concise straight forward wording is refreshing to see. Ultimately, I think Zuch pulled it out slightly, but it was almost too close to call. Good stuff.
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Can’t lie second guy is really good never heard of him before but he went in and had a cool old school style A Normal orc verse would of made this a classic battle I dunno what pics orc was battling so a lot of those punches flew past mE The ones I caught weren’t up to par honestly V zuchini
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Man this was a good read, good stuff guys
Z deep with the hoes? NOT believable bro Friends call you “The Wingman” because you’ve got that Beak for a nose Lol I could keep Ajax on the payroll. The guap is too loud Closest you’ll get to a Retainer is a Dentist visit after I knock ya tooth out decent personals Reaally I’m not tryna throw hands even if you are slender If I showed up to your work I’d get served quickkk. You’re an excellent Bartender. Nice misdirection Picture Zuch winning with not a fan in sight... Maaan. Even if that idea has Grown Legs they’d look like Allen Knights Don’t get the personal about Allen Knight here + I’ll visit the crib if you play hero quick! On the Roof with the Arms out Pointing but this isn’t no Aero pic Ditto I’m the big Boss. You’ll never get play If Zuch calling the shots it’s “Tequila & Sambucha are on special today” Basic but funny User got zippd. Frac quit. Orc vs Zuch is not fair We keep thinking a Tropical Storm. It turns out you’re all full of Hot Air Nice finish My vision sucks bro, I’m bad with the numbers But I look at your bars and can see 2020, one disaster after another Nice Your girl sucks me off low cost in a gifted way blew me for a whole two quarters.. I missed half of the Pistons game Kinda cheesy but ok 12 years emulating Butler, It borders on sick You’re pushing a knockoff style that can’t even be ordered from Wish lol fire Yeah I slang drinks, you should be runnin in fear Because bartenders have set your bloodline back three hundred years Lol this is elevated by it working like a rebuttal You run tier 3 soccer? You can’t stop this either Because with guys you play every position, but the ladies say you’re not a keeper decent He’s Irish and doesn’t pay the slightest attention Alcohol gets an extra 500 each year for claiming this guy as dependent Lol unemployment cash sure, yet we’re done with the money After this you’ll need another welfare check, but it won’t be government funding Nice finish Pretty solid start to finish from both. Both had comedy. I guess you guys just traded some info rather than did pics in the end? Zuch maybe leant on the Irish angle a bit too much and orc had a couple in the middle I didn’t get the reference to. Tough to call but I’ll give it to Zuch for consistency. Good from both though. Vote - zuch |
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Z deep with the hoes? NOT believable bro
Friends call you “The Wingman” because you’ve got that Beak for a nose Lol, alright 3/5 I could keep Ajax on the payroll. The guap is too loud Closest you’ll get to a Retainer is a Dentist visit after I knock ya tooth out This was okay I like the idea better than the execution tho 2.5/5 Reaally I’m not tryna throw hands even if you are slender If I showed up to your work I’d get served quickkk. You’re an excellent Bartender. Comedic but light 1.5/5 Picture Zuch winning with not a fan in sight... Maaan. Even if that idea has Grown Legs they’d look like Allen Knights I liked this 3/5 + I’ll visit the crib if you play hero quick! On the Roof with the Arms out Pointing but this isn’t no Aero pic Okay but felt light 1.5/5 I’m the big Boss. You’ll never get play If Zuch calling the shots it’s “Tequila & Sambucha are on special today” Simple but I liked 2/5 User got zippd. Frac quit. Orc vs Zuch is not fair We keep thinking a Tropical Storm. It turns out you’re all full of Hot Air All tied in quite well 2.5/5 16/35 Vs My vision sucks bro, I’m bad with the numbers But I look at your bars and can see 2020, one disaster after another Good start 3/5 Your girl sucks me off low cost in a gifted way blew me for a whole two quarters.. I missed half of the Pistons game Nice play 2.5/5 12 years emulating Butler, It borders on sick You’re pushing a knockoff style that can’t even be ordered from Wish Get it but simple/light 1.5/5 Yeah I slang drinks, you should be run-in in fear Because bartenders have set your bloodline back three hundred years This was a good personal tie in 3.5/5 You run tier 3 soccer? You can’t stop this either Because with guys you play every position, but the ladies say you’re not a keeper Meh not a fan, grew up on soccer plays. Personal but keeper plays meh 1.5/5 He’s Irish and doesn’t pay the slightest attention Alcohol gets an extra 500 each year for claiming this guy as dependent This was good could of been put together better through set up 2.5/5 unemployment cash sure, yet we’re done with the money After this you’ll need another welfare check, but it won’t be government funding Okay idea lack of rhyme hurt it though 1.5/5 16/35 I got it as a Tie. I think being in the discord a lot meant Orcs angles resonated more than they will with other who aren’t. I thought it was a good little scrap. Both pretty comedic, clean reading verses. Hard to split really and I don’t have a clear winner at all. At a push I’d prob lean to zuch as his ideas had a little more too them. V/Zuch |
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Z deep with the hoes? NOT believable bro Friends call you “The Wingman” because you’ve got that Beak for a nose ^ haha i liked this solid opener I could keep Ajax on the payroll. The guap is too loud Closest you’ll get to a Retainer is a Dentist visit after I knock ya tooth out ^ felt like this could have hit a little harder but it was okay Reaally I’m not tryna throw hands even if you are slender If I showed up to your work I’d get served quickkk. You’re an excellent Bartender. ^ was kinda a fan of this at the same time wanted to see a little more viciousness from a sweet 16 battle Picture Zuch winning with not a fan in sight... Maaan. Even if that idea has Grown Legs they’d look like Allen Knights ^ never seen his legs but like the concept + I’ll visit the crib if you play hero quick! On the Roof with the Arms out Pointing but this isn’t no Aero pic ^ over my head since I'm not on discord a lot I’m the big Boss. You’ll never get play If Zuch calling the shots it’s “Tequila & Sambucha are on special today” ^ i liked this one User got zippd. Frac quit. Orc vs Zuch is not fair We keep thinking a Tropical Storm. It turns out you’re all full of Hot Air ^ this was solid imo Zuch: My vision sucks bro, I’m bad with the numbers But I look at your bars and can see 2020, one disaster after another ^ decent here Your girl sucks me off low cost in a gifted way blew me for a whole two quarters.. I missed half of the Pistons game ^ hahaha liked this one 12 years emulating Butler, It borders on sick You’re pushing a knockoff style that can’t even be ordered from Wish ^ alright Yeah I slang drinks, you should be runnin in fear Because bartenders have set your bloodline back three hundred years ^ lol dope but kinda a flip? You run tier 3 soccer? You can’t stop this either Because with guys you play every position, but the ladies say you’re not a keeper ^ lol good Soccer punch He’s Irish and doesn’t pay the slightest attention Alcohol gets an extra 500 each year for claiming this guy as dependent ^ hahaha unemployment cash sure, yet we’re done with the money After this you’ll need another welfare check, but it won’t be government funding ^ decent closer Although neither verse blew me away i think Orc had a few misses and just discord punches that won't be relevant to everyone. Zuch wasn't amazing by any means but he was consistent throughout and had some solid comedy V/Zuch |
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