I got too high before school today and accidently walked an ugly bitch to class

Fig · 09-14-2013, 01:38 AM

So I'm working on my physics lab with this girl and I'm just tripping out off of physics shit while she's telling me life stories n shit. The bell rings and I leave out the door with her cuz she's still fuckin talking to me, then SOMEHOW I end up at her class on the other side of campus. This scandalous ass bitch autopiloted me to her class with the sounds of fuckery being shot out of her mouth.

She's all like thanks for waking me to class, I'm like fuck, who the fuck are you?

I didn't say bye so that might be good

She thinks I'm into her now I think. Or I'm just a pompous ass. I hope it's the latter. That'd make the most sense.

Certain · 09-14-2013, 01:53 AM

One of the things teenagers don't understand is that having sex with almost any teen girl is not something to pass up. Be the first of your friends to abandon your supposedly high standards, and you'll reap great reward and be ahead of the curve.

Tom Sparks · 09-14-2013, 02:35 AM

Maybe she was just as high n thinking the same thing u are

Just a thought

ill nik-A · 09-14-2013, 06:05 AM

Being high is not an excuse
Drunk maybe but high? No fucking way

Dominate · 09-14-2013, 06:48 AM

Pay attention in class.

Mael · 09-14-2013, 07:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Certain

One of the things teenagers don't understand is that having sex with almost any teen girl is not something to pass up. Be the first of your friends to abandon your supposedly high standards, and you'll reap great reward and be ahead of the curve.

So you'd willingly have sex with a 16 year old Whoopi Goldberg? or a 16 year old Rosie O'Donnell? or a 16 year old Susan Boyle?

But I suppose you could use the experience.

Mike Wrecka · 09-14-2013, 07:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Certain

One of the things teenagers don't understand is that having sex with almost any teen girl is not something to pass up. Be the first of your friends to abandon your supposedly high standards, and you'll reap great reward and be ahead of the curve.

i passed up on sooooo much pussy in HS because of high standards that i would have smashed in an instant in my 20s. listen to this guy fig he knows what he is speaking

Frank Metts · 09-14-2013, 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Mike Wrecka

i passed up on sooooo much pussy in HS because of high standards that i would have smashed in an instant in my 20s. listen to this guy fig he knows what he is speaking

U ain't neva lied..

StarFaggot · 09-14-2013, 09:10 AM

Lmaooooo @ she autopiloted me to class

Frank Metts · 09-14-2013, 09:32 AM

Smokes trees walks girl to class smokes mary jane and walks trees to class

Witty · 09-14-2013, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Mike Wrecka

i passed up on sooooo much pussy in HS because of high standards that i would have smashed in an instant in my 20s. listen to this guy fig he knows what he is speaking

Dope girl · 09-14-2013, 09:37 AM

you me jealous nah j/k if you like her go out with her.

Dope girl · 09-14-2013, 09:38 AM

that's what happen when u smoke.

Hush · 09-14-2013, 10:48 AM

Certain Is on rnt

God Of War · 09-14-2013, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Certain

One of the things teenagers don't understand is that having sex with almost any teen girl is not something to pass up. Be the first of your friends to abandon your supposedly high standards, and you'll reap great reward and be ahead of the curve.

certain dropping knowledge on kids

Wise Wiggles · 09-14-2013, 11:24 AM

Put a bag on her head then fuck her mouth

Fig · 09-14-2013, 11:29 AM

Ya certain dropped some shit on me.

And I will consider his advice through the rest of this year

but not with this girl

never

God Of War · 09-14-2013, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Figurative

Ya certain dropped some shit on me.

And I will consider his advice through the rest of this year

but not with this girl

never

YOU kind of have no choice now

you have to do it

or you lose power points

Fig · 09-14-2013, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by God Of War

YOU kind of have no choice now

you have to do it

or you lose power points

Nigga brownie points, bonus points, I don't give a FUCK

Mike Wrecka · 09-14-2013, 11:40 AM

fig exactly how ugly is she ?

smoking body , ugly face = go

ugly body , nice face = go

ugly body, ugly face = no

09-14-2013, 01:38 AM	#1
Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,473 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181559	I got too high before school today and accidently walked an ugly bitch to class So I'm working on my physics lab with this girl and I'm just tripping out off of physics shit while she's telling me life stories n shit. The bell rings and I leave out the door with her cuz she's still fuckin talking to me, then SOMEHOW I end up at her class on the other side of campus. This scandalous ass bitch autopiloted me to her class with the sounds of fuckery being shot out of her mouth. She's all like thanks for waking me to class, I'm like fuck, who the fuck are you? I didn't say bye so that might be good She thinks I'm into her now I think. Or I'm just a pompous ass. I hope it's the latter. That'd make the most sense. __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

09-14-2013, 01:53 AM	#2
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,072 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899403	One of the things teenagers don't understand is that having sex with almost any teen girl is not something to pass up. Be the first of your friends to abandon your supposedly high standards, and you'll reap great reward and be ahead of the curve. __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.

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Wise Wiggles nok Su kow Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,507 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 51788019	Put a bag on her head then fuck her mouth __________________ "black as midnight..black as pitch blacker than the soul of the foulest witch"

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Tom Sparks Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 890 Rep Power: 0	Maybe she was just as high n thinking the same thing u are Just a thought

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StarFaggot Leave you flatlined. Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 5,110 Battle Record: 12-9 Champed - Site Diss 2013 - Tag Team Tournament III Rep Power: 0	Lmaooooo @ she autopiloted me to class

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Frank Metts Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,622 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 2305786	Smokes trees walks girl to class smokes mary jane and walks trees to class

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Dope girl Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: I live in Florida Posts: 4,707 Battle Record: 3-8 Rep Power: 55521416	you me jealous nah j/k if you like her go out with her.

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Dope girl Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: I live in Florida Posts: 4,707 Battle Record: 3-8 Rep Power: 55521416	that's what happen when u smoke.

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Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,473 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181559	Ya certain dropped some shit on me. And I will consider his advice through the rest of this year but not with this girl never __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

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Mike Wrecka WOW Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,524 Battle Record: 29-25 Champed - Writing Challenge League I Rep Power: 82779335	fig exactly how ugly is she ? smoking body , ugly face = go ugly body , nice face = go ugly body, ugly face = no __________________ A.bove T.he R.est