Champ Match: Sn00p 6-0 vs Muff 4-2 - SNOOP WINS

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Netcees Battle League Season VIII

Rules

Due Dates:

• Verses are due Thursday, June 11th 2015 11:59 PM PST. and will be open until the following Sunday
• Battles that lack votes may close later.
• One sided battles may get closed early.
• Extensions are 24 hours

Line Limit:

• Minimum of 14, maximum of 20
• If not agreed upon, second drop must match length of the first

For additional Rules refer to rule thread


First to 5, win by at least two votes
Good luck!
@Sn00p @Muff

[El Muffin]

Sup



Ich werde dich toten

[Sn00p]

Alles klar.

[El Muffin]

sent verse was fkd up
so here


Talk that tough shit. If we meet you won't escape @all
It'll be Hands All Over once you start Projecting like Ace Ventura When Nature Calls
Saw snoop talking weed. That's a pill we hate to swallow
Doesn't matter how many Ounces. I can still See Through this Bird like a Grey goose bottle
I fell these haters. I'm cold as fuck like Israeli Nature
Bitch I Body Boards. You wouldn't BodyBoard if you were Kelly Slater
Listen Snoop. Pussy gets my Rifle Aroused
Send you 1/2 Baked niggas flyin
That means YOU , ya dog.. AND The Guy on the Couch
Call him Fastbreak defense. Hes hustling backwards
Ur Bitch mouth like a tetherball...her lips wrap around the pole till I FUCKING SMACK HER
I'll rob you then have u killed. Lose ya life w/ ya own bread
Put you To Sleep Where You Stand like you spent the night w/ the Coneheads
I'm poppin the chrome. Flintlock shot to the dome.
My Gun R.L Stine. good for Goosebumps n Givin LIL bitches Plots of They Own
Saw snoop using gunbars n Damn I Grinned
Coz he only THOUGHT he Had Arms. Nigga try raising one w/ a Phantom Limb!
Olympic shit. Ull be expired b4 cops get to the scene
try to Tumble? The Chalk ll be Brought out after this bitch gets Flipped on a Beam
my comeuppance u bitch. U not Fuking w/ this
Thought your shit was Goldeneye Dropped you on this Dish.. No 006

20














Israeli Nature as in inherently cold. Not nature literally. Mmk thx

[Sn00p]

Muff aka Lil Muffin aka Attack of the Muff

u used to be straight w/ drops, so w/e happened... pls make it stop
wondered what's gotten into u... now we know it's ur own cum & that explains a lot
& someone in the mag said u cud win?! u're gonna get tortured, rookie
i'mma grab the axe & split u in half for the prediction like a fortune cookie
he's more than pussy. & winning's hard enough for this boring dude
to the point his record's like me. makes him look bad in comparison cuz it's Foreign Too
& i can already see lengthy posts like 'the voters didn't get my stuff at all'
...not surprised the german-german conflict ends w/ the losing side putting up a wall
cuz u BEEN dropping emotional ass posts like u're tryna make ppl aware of squares
spilled ur heart out in all colors of the rainbow. & accidentally initiated a care bear stare
plus the cum fiasco made it ironic that ppl told this geek to blow dicks
it was just a Modest Proposal... but damn, u were Swift to eat ur own kids
& don't act like only ur own got in ur face. this kid'll SUCK gays...
until there's so much cream on muffin top, he requested a name change to lil cupcake
claims he's a genius. superbrain. mastermind. & i think i can afford trust...
cuz i've seen dudes sharp as A tack. mostly wearing helmets or riding the short bus
fronting like u'll revive txt w/ the URL steeze, but then YOU just post more
ironic they say u have that don demarco style. cuz all u do here is toot ur own horn
& his jobless ass fiending for cash. so the way i call balling & stunting hobbies...
i'll have dollar signs in his eyes. then reconsider, take the coins back & dump the body

[Bust]

sent verse was fkd up
so here


Talk that tough shit. If we meet you won't escape @all
It'll be Hands All Over once you start Projecting like Ace Ventura When Nature Calls
I thought this was cool,

Saw snoop talking weed. That's a pill we hate to swallow
Doesn't matter how many Ounces. I can still See Through this Bird like a Grey goose bottle
Nice

I fell these haters. I'm cold as fuck like Israeli Nature
Bitch I Body Boards. You wouldn't BodyBoard if you were Kelly Slater
Again nice

Listen Snoop. Pussy gets my Rifle Aroused
Send you 1/2 Baked niggas flyin
That means YOU , ya dog.. AND The Guy on the Couch
Lol, iunno this was cool

Call him Fastbreak defense. Hes hustling backwards
Ur Bitch mouth like a tetherball...her lips wrap around the pole till I FUCKING SMACK HER
Lmfaoo, u stay on that shit that what u know about shit

I'll rob you then have u killed. Lose ya life w/ ya own bread
Put you To Sleep Where You Stand like you spent the night w/ the
Dope

I'm poppin the chrome. Flintlock shot to the dome.
My Gun R.L Stine. good for Goosebumps n Givin LIL bitches Plots of They Own
Ok,

Saw snoop using gunbars n Damn I Grinned
Coz he only THOUGHT he Had Arms. Nigga try raising one w/ a Phantom Limb!
Nice

Olympic shit. Ull be expired b4 cops get to the scene
try to Tumble? The Chalk ll be Brought out after this bitch gets Flipped on a Beam
Cool

my comeuppance u bitch. U not Fuking w/ this
Thought your shit was Goldeneye Dropped you on this Dish.. No 006
After ur break down to make this clearer it's actually s really creative bar, dope flip

Solid verse not a whole lotta personals but bars were hot, creative n smooth, it read really well

Muff aka Lil Muffin aka Attack of the Muff

u used to be straight w/ drops, so w/e happened... pls make it stop
wondered what's gotten into u... now we know it's ur own cum & that explains a lot
Lol, nice personal

& someone in the mag said u cud win?! u're gonna get tortured, rookie
i'mma grab the axe & split u in half for the prediction like a fortune cookie
Nice

he's more than pussy. & winning's hard enough for this boring dude
to the point his record's like me. makes him look bad in comparison cuz it's Foreign Too
Smooth took one for urself, nice hit

& i can already see lengthy posts like 'the voters didn't get my stuff at all'
...not surprised the german-german conflict ends w/ the losing side putting up a wall
Damn,

cuz u BEEN dropping emotional ass posts like u're tryna make ppl aware of squares
spilled ur heart out in all colors of the rainbow. & accidentally initiated a care bear stare
Ok, lol

plus the cum fiasco made it ironic that ppl told this geek to blow dicks
it was just a Modest Proposal... but damn, u were Swift to eat ur own kids
That hit

& don't act like only ur own got in ur face. this kid'll SUCK gays...
until there's so much cream on muffin top, he requested a name change to lil cupcake
Lmao, u attacking him on a personal note

claims he's a genius. superbrain. mastermind. & i think i can afford trust...
cuz i've seen dudes sharp as A tack. mostly wearing helmets or riding the short bus
Damn

fronting like u'll revive txt w/ the URL steeze, but then YOU just post more
ironic they say u have that don demarco style. cuz all u do here is toot ur own horn
lol,

& his jobless ass fiending for cash. so the way i call balling & stunting hobbies...
i'll have dollar signs in his eyes. then reconsider, take the coins back & dump the body
Ok, creative attempt was cool


Damn, I initially thought muff went nuts n was gonna snatch this but yo snoop went all out personal n was slick with his shit.. See muff u had mad dope ass barz but very few personal shits n snoop went in but u also make ur self vulnerable for that by how much u chatter, anyways this was a hella matchup but bein honest as hell I got to go snoop here, to me it just made more sense, but again great read n GL yall


Vote snoop

[Cred]

Grey goose, bodyboard, half baked, tetherball & coneheads

vs

Opener, fortune cookie, foreign too, cupcake, & don demarco


Yessss. This shit was fiyahhhh. Dope champ match niggas. Both had heattttt & its even in bars imo. However after reading this shit i have to say itwas hard to choose a winner. But man u niggas had sum shit. Tetherball & snoops opener & his dondemarco line was nutsss. Idk snoop gets the SLIGHT edge here bros. good shit from both. Flamesss

V/ - Snoop

[Orc]

Talk that tough shit. If we meet you won't escape @all
It'll be Hands All Over once you start Projecting like Ace Ventura When Nature Calls
Saw snoop talking weed. That's a pill we hate to swallow
Doesn't matter how many Ounces. I can still See Through this Bird like a Grey goose bottle
I'll rob you then have u killed. Lose ya life w/ ya own bread
Put you To Sleep Where You Stand like you spent the night w/ the Coneheads
I'm poppin the chrome. Flintlock shot to the dome.
My Gun R.L Stine. good for Goosebumps n Givin LIL bitches Plots of They Own
Olympic shit. Ull be expired b4 cops get to the scene
try to Tumble? The Chalk ll be Brought out after this bitch gets Flipped on a Beam




v


u used to be straight w/ drops, so w/e happened... pls make it stop
wondered what's gotten into u... now we know it's ur own cum & that explains a lot
& someone in the mag said u cud win?! u're gonna get tortured, rookie
i'mma grab the axe & split u in half for the prediction like a fortune cookie
he's more than pussy. & winning's hard enough for this boring dude
to the point his record's like me. makes him look bad in comparison cuz it's Foreign Too
& i can already see lengthy posts like 'the voters didn't get my stuff at all'
...not surprised the german-german conflict ends w/ the losing side putting up a wall
& don't act like only ur own got in ur face. this kid'll SUCK gays...
until there's so much cream on muffin top, he requested a name change to lil cupcake
fronting like u'll revive txt w/ the URL steeze, but then YOU just post more
ironic they say u have that don demarco style. cuz all u do here is toot ur own horn


nice battle. some heat from both. Sn00p went at Muff a little more tho on a personal tip. i think Muff was pretty much generic and while the generics were good, it falls a little flat when someone goes at you personally. it was a dope battle no doubt

i got Sn00p

[murda sho]

Sn00p

u used to be straight w/ drops, so w/e happened... pls make it stop
wondered what's gotten into u... now we know it's ur own cum & that explains a lot
& someone in the mag said u cud win?! u're gonna get tortured, rookie
i'mma grab the axe & split u in half for the prediction like a fortune cookie
he's more than pussy. & winning's hard enough for this boring dude
to the point his record's like me. makes him look bad in comparison cuz it's Foreign Too
& i can ALREADY see lengthy posts like 'the voters didn't get my stuff at all'
...not surprised the german-german conflict ends w/ the losing side putting up a wall

& don't act like only ur own got in ur face. this kid'll SUCK gays...
until there's so much cream on muffin top, he requested a name change to lil cupcake

fronting like u'll revive txt w/ the URL steeze, but then YOU just post more
ironic they say u have that don demarco style. cuz all u do here is toot ur own horn


Muff

Talk that tough shit. If we meet you won't escape @all
It'll be Hands All Over once you start Projecting like Ace Ventura When Nature Calls
Saw snoop talking weed. That's a pill we hate to swallow
Doesn't matter how many Ounces. I can still See Through this Bird like a Grey goose bottle

I'll rob you then have u killed. Lose ya life w/ ya own bread
Put you To Sleep Where You Stand like you spent the night w/ the Coneheads
I'm poppin the chrome. Flintlock shot to the dome.
My Gun R.L Stine. good for Goosebumps n Givin LIL bitches Plots of They Own

Olympic shit. Ull be EXPIRED b4 cops get to the scene
try to Tumble? The Chalk ll be Brought out after this bitch gets Flipped on a Beam


This was a dope ass champ match both came with some fire ass bars, even though i relate to Muff style more (since its been mines forever) I think Snoop kept up with it, and to be honest if Muff would have switched that tetherball to his setup and the hustling backwards to his punch he would have had the same amount of quotes as Snoop to me and won off of preference cause both dropped fire. Anyway I gotta give Snoop the edge cause he had more quotes and thats the only reason.. Quotes equals votes.

[Destroyer]

snoop came personal and as a result, he won this battle
his opener was bonkers hysterical
muff's lines aren't shit ( I mean this in the good way) but they're too fucking generic man
you'll probably win the shadow boxing tourney cause they're great generics but you got to come personal esp if you're leaving ammo all over the boards like fucking Uppem w/ a hole in his pocket. and I know you get that, but it doesn't make it fire

v/snoop

[Unfukwitable]

Saw snoop talking weed. That's a pill we hate to swallow
Doesn't matter how many Ounces. I can still See Through this Bird like a Grey goose bottle
Listen Snoop. Pussy gets my Rifle Aroused
Send you 1/2 Baked niggas flyin
That means YOU , ya dog.. AND The Guy on the Couch
Call him Fastbreak defense. Hes hustling backwards
Ur Bitch mouth like a tetherball...her lips wrap around the pole till I FUCKING SMACK HER
I'll rob you then have u killed. Lose ya life w/ ya own bread
Put you To Sleep Where You Stand like you spent the night w/ the Coneheads
I'm poppin the chrome. Flintlock shot to the dome.
My Gun R.L Stine. good for Goosebumps n Givin LIL bitches Plots of They Own

vs

& someone in the mag said u cud win?! u're gonna get tortured, rookie
i'mma grab the axe & split u in half for the prediction like a fortune cookie
he's more than pussy. & winning's hard enough for this boring dude
to the point his record's like me. makes him look bad in comparison cuz it's Foreign Too
cuz u BEEN dropping emotional ass posts like u're tryna make ppl aware of squares
spilled ur heart out in all colors of the rainbow. & accidentally initiated a care bear stare
& don't act like only ur own got in ur face. this kid'll SUCK gays...
until there's so much cream on muffin top, he requested a name change to lil cupcake
fronting like u'll revive txt w/ the URL steeze, but then YOU just post more
ironic they say u have that don demarco style. cuz all u do here is toot ur own horn

this was a dope battle here, it was alot of quotable lines conehead and goose bump bars was my fav from one ad the fortune cookie and don demarco was my fav from the other one just slightly edged it imo he was prob one more quote away from losing, good read here. v/Sn00