06-08-2015, 01:53 PM | #1 |
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06-08-2015, 03:20 PM | #2 |
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Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople Last edited by El Muffin; 06-08-2015 at 04:38 PM. |
06-08-2015, 04:15 PM | #3 |
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06-11-2015, 10:25 PM | #4 |
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sent verse was fkd up
so here Talk that tough shit. If we meet you won't escape @all It'll be Hands All Over once you start Projecting like Ace Ventura When Nature Calls Saw snoop talking weed. That's a pill we hate to swallow Doesn't matter how many Ounces. I can still See Through this Bird like a Grey goose bottle I fell these haters. I'm cold as fuck like Israeli Nature Bitch I Body Boards. You wouldn't BodyBoard if you were Kelly Slater Listen Snoop. Pussy gets my Rifle Aroused Send you 1/2 Baked niggas flyin That means YOU , ya dog.. AND The Guy on the Couch Call him Fastbreak defense. Hes hustling backwards Ur Bitch mouth like a tetherball...her lips wrap around the pole till I FUCKING SMACK HER I'll rob you then have u killed. Lose ya life w/ ya own bread Put you To Sleep Where You Stand like you spent the night w/ the Coneheads I'm poppin the chrome. Flintlock shot to the dome. My Gun R.L Stine. good for Goosebumps n Givin LIL bitches Plots of They Own Saw snoop using gunbars n Damn I Grinned Coz he only THOUGHT he Had Arms. Nigga try raising one w/ a Phantom Limb! Olympic shit. Ull be expired b4 cops get to the scene try to Tumble? The Chalk ll be Brought out after this bitch gets Flipped on a Beam my comeuppance u bitch. U not Fuking w/ this Thought your shit was Goldeneye Dropped you on this Dish.. No 006 20 Israeli Nature as in inherently cold. Not nature literally. Mmk thx
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Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople Last edited by El Muffin; 06-12-2015 at 08:34 PM. |
06-12-2015, 10:38 PM | #5 |
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Muff aka Lil Muffin aka Attack of the Muff
u used to be straight w/ drops, so w/e happened... pls make it stop wondered what's gotten into u... now we know it's ur own cum & that explains a lot & someone in the mag said u cud win?! u're gonna get tortured, rookie i'mma grab the axe & split u in half for the prediction like a fortune cookie he's more than pussy. & winning's hard enough for this boring dude to the point his record's like me. makes him look bad in comparison cuz it's Foreign Too & i can already see lengthy posts like 'the voters didn't get my stuff at all' ...not surprised the german-german conflict ends w/ the losing side putting up a wall cuz u BEEN dropping emotional ass posts like u're tryna make ppl aware of squares spilled ur heart out in all colors of the rainbow. & accidentally initiated a care bear stare plus the cum fiasco made it ironic that ppl told this geek to blow dicks it was just a Modest Proposal... but damn, u were Swift to eat ur own kids & don't act like only ur own got in ur face. this kid'll SUCK gays... until there's so much cream on muffin top, he requested a name change to lil cupcake claims he's a genius. superbrain. mastermind. & i think i can afford trust... cuz i've seen dudes sharp as A tack. mostly wearing helmets or riding the short bus fronting like u'll revive txt w/ the URL steeze, but then YOU just post more ironic they say u have that don demarco style. cuz all u do here is toot ur own horn & his jobless ass fiending for cash. so the way i call balling & stunting hobbies... i'll have dollar signs in his eyes. then reconsider, take the coins back & dump the body Last edited by Sn00p; 06-12-2015 at 10:51 PM. |
06-13-2015, 12:50 AM | #6 |
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sent verse was fkd up
so here Talk that tough shit. If we meet you won't escape @all It'll be Hands All Over once you start Projecting like Ace Ventura When Nature Calls I thought this was cool, Saw snoop talking weed. That's a pill we hate to swallow Doesn't matter how many Ounces. I can still See Through this Bird like a Grey goose bottle Nice I fell these haters. I'm cold as fuck like Israeli Nature Bitch I Body Boards. You wouldn't BodyBoard if you were Kelly Slater Again nice Listen Snoop. Pussy gets my Rifle Aroused Send you 1/2 Baked niggas flyin That means YOU , ya dog.. AND The Guy on the Couch Lol, iunno this was cool Call him Fastbreak defense. Hes hustling backwards Ur Bitch mouth like a tetherball...her lips wrap around the pole till I FUCKING SMACK HER Lmfaoo, u stay on that shit that what u know about shit I'll rob you then have u killed. Lose ya life w/ ya own bread Put you To Sleep Where You Stand like you spent the night w/ the Dope I'm poppin the chrome. Flintlock shot to the dome. My Gun R.L Stine. good for Goosebumps n Givin LIL bitches Plots of They Own Ok, Saw snoop using gunbars n Damn I Grinned Coz he only THOUGHT he Had Arms. Nigga try raising one w/ a Phantom Limb! Nice Olympic shit. Ull be expired b4 cops get to the scene try to Tumble? The Chalk ll be Brought out after this bitch gets Flipped on a Beam Cool my comeuppance u bitch. U not Fuking w/ this Thought your shit was Goldeneye Dropped you on this Dish.. No 006 After ur break down to make this clearer it's actually s really creative bar, dope flip Solid verse not a whole lotta personals but bars were hot, creative n smooth, it read really well Muff aka Lil Muffin aka Attack of the Muff u used to be straight w/ drops, so w/e happened... pls make it stop wondered what's gotten into u... now we know it's ur own cum & that explains a lot Lol, nice personal & someone in the mag said u cud win?! u're gonna get tortured, rookie i'mma grab the axe & split u in half for the prediction like a fortune cookie Nice he's more than pussy. & winning's hard enough for this boring dude to the point his record's like me. makes him look bad in comparison cuz it's Foreign Too Smooth took one for urself, nice hit & i can already see lengthy posts like 'the voters didn't get my stuff at all' ...not surprised the german-german conflict ends w/ the losing side putting up a wall Damn, cuz u BEEN dropping emotional ass posts like u're tryna make ppl aware of squares spilled ur heart out in all colors of the rainbow. & accidentally initiated a care bear stare Ok, lol plus the cum fiasco made it ironic that ppl told this geek to blow dicks it was just a Modest Proposal... but damn, u were Swift to eat ur own kids That hit & don't act like only ur own got in ur face. this kid'll SUCK gays... until there's so much cream on muffin top, he requested a name change to lil cupcake Lmao, u attacking him on a personal note claims he's a genius. superbrain. mastermind. & i think i can afford trust... cuz i've seen dudes sharp as A tack. mostly wearing helmets or riding the short bus Damn fronting like u'll revive txt w/ the URL steeze, but then YOU just post more ironic they say u have that don demarco style. cuz all u do here is toot ur own horn lol, & his jobless ass fiending for cash. so the way i call balling & stunting hobbies... i'll have dollar signs in his eyes. then reconsider, take the coins back & dump the body Ok, creative attempt was cool Damn, I initially thought muff went nuts n was gonna snatch this but yo snoop went all out personal n was slick with his shit.. See muff u had mad dope ass barz but very few personal shits n snoop went in but u also make ur self vulnerable for that by how much u chatter, anyways this was a hella matchup but bein honest as hell I got to go snoop here, to me it just made more sense, but again great read n GL yall Vote snoop |
06-14-2015, 12:39 AM | #7 |
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Grey goose, bodyboard, half baked, tetherball & coneheads
vs Opener, fortune cookie, foreign too, cupcake, & don demarco Yessss. This shit was fiyahhhh. Dope champ match niggas. Both had heattttt & its even in bars imo. However after reading this shit i have to say itwas hard to choose a winner. But man u niggas had sum shit. Tetherball & snoops opener & his dondemarco line was nutsss. Idk snoop gets the SLIGHT edge here bros. good shit from both. Flamesss V/ - Snoop |
06-14-2015, 06:34 AM | #8 |
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Talk that tough shit. If we meet you won't escape @all
It'll be Hands All Over once you start Projecting like Ace Ventura When Nature Calls Saw snoop talking weed. That's a pill we hate to swallow Doesn't matter how many Ounces. I can still See Through this Bird like a Grey goose bottle I'll rob you then have u killed. Lose ya life w/ ya own bread Put you To Sleep Where You Stand like you spent the night w/ the Coneheads I'm poppin the chrome. Flintlock shot to the dome. My Gun R.L Stine. good for Goosebumps n Givin LIL bitches Plots of They Own Olympic shit. Ull be expired b4 cops get to the scene try to Tumble? The Chalk ll be Brought out after this bitch gets Flipped on a Beam v u used to be straight w/ drops, so w/e happened... pls make it stop wondered what's gotten into u... now we know it's ur own cum & that explains a lot & someone in the mag said u cud win?! u're gonna get tortured, rookie i'mma grab the axe & split u in half for the prediction like a fortune cookie he's more than pussy. & winning's hard enough for this boring dude to the point his record's like me. makes him look bad in comparison cuz it's Foreign Too & i can already see lengthy posts like 'the voters didn't get my stuff at all' ...not surprised the german-german conflict ends w/ the losing side putting up a wall & don't act like only ur own got in ur face. this kid'll SUCK gays... until there's so much cream on muffin top, he requested a name change to lil cupcake fronting like u'll revive txt w/ the URL steeze, but then YOU just post more ironic they say u have that don demarco style. cuz all u do here is toot ur own horn nice battle. some heat from both. Sn00p went at Muff a little more tho on a personal tip. i think Muff was pretty much generic and while the generics were good, it falls a little flat when someone goes at you personally. it was a dope battle no doubt i got Sn00p |
06-14-2015, 12:38 PM | #9 |
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Sn00p
u used to be straight w/ drops, so w/e happened... pls make it stop wondered what's gotten into u... now we know it's ur own cum & that explains a lot & someone in the mag said u cud win?! u're gonna get tortured, rookie i'mma grab the axe & split u in half for the prediction like a fortune cookie he's more than pussy. & winning's hard enough for this boring dude to the point his record's like me. makes him look bad in comparison cuz it's Foreign Too & i can ALREADY see lengthy posts like 'the voters didn't get my stuff at all' ...not surprised the german-german conflict ends w/ the losing side putting up a wall & don't act like only ur own got in ur face. this kid'll SUCK gays... until there's so much cream on muffin top, he requested a name change to lil cupcake fronting like u'll revive txt w/ the URL steeze, but then YOU just post more ironic they say u have that don demarco style. cuz all u do here is toot ur own horn Muff Talk that tough shit. If we meet you won't escape @all It'll be Hands All Over once you start Projecting like Ace Ventura When Nature Calls Saw snoop talking weed. That's a pill we hate to swallow Doesn't matter how many Ounces. I can still See Through this Bird like a Grey goose bottle I'll rob you then have u killed. Lose ya life w/ ya own bread Put you To Sleep Where You Stand like you spent the night w/ the Coneheads I'm poppin the chrome. Flintlock shot to the dome. My Gun R.L Stine. good for Goosebumps n Givin LIL bitches Plots of They Own Olympic shit. Ull be EXPIRED b4 cops get to the scene try to Tumble? The Chalk ll be Brought out after this bitch gets Flipped on a Beam This was a dope ass champ match both came with some fire ass bars, even though i relate to Muff style more (since its been mines forever) I think Snoop kept up with it, and to be honest if Muff would have switched that tetherball to his setup and the hustling backwards to his punch he would have had the same amount of quotes as Snoop to me and won off of preference cause both dropped fire. Anyway I gotta give Snoop the edge cause he had more quotes and thats the only reason.. Quotes equals votes.
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06-14-2015, 08:48 PM | #10 |
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snoop came personal and as a result, he won this battle
his opener was bonkers hysterical muff's lines aren't shit ( I mean this in the good way) but they're too fucking generic man you'll probably win the shadow boxing tourney cause they're great generics but you got to come personal esp if you're leaving ammo all over the boards like fucking Uppem w/ a hole in his pocket. and I know you get that, but it doesn't make it fire v/snoop |
06-14-2015, 09:48 PM | #11 |
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Saw snoop talking weed. That's a pill we hate to swallow
Doesn't matter how many Ounces. I can still See Through this Bird like a Grey goose bottle Listen Snoop. Pussy gets my Rifle Aroused Send you 1/2 Baked niggas flyin That means YOU , ya dog.. AND The Guy on the Couch Call him Fastbreak defense. Hes hustling backwards Ur Bitch mouth like a tetherball...her lips wrap around the pole till I FUCKING SMACK HER I'll rob you then have u killed. Lose ya life w/ ya own bread Put you To Sleep Where You Stand like you spent the night w/ the Coneheads I'm poppin the chrome. Flintlock shot to the dome. My Gun R.L Stine. good for Goosebumps n Givin LIL bitches Plots of They Own vs & someone in the mag said u cud win?! u're gonna get tortured, rookie i'mma grab the axe & split u in half for the prediction like a fortune cookie he's more than pussy. & winning's hard enough for this boring dude to the point his record's like me. makes him look bad in comparison cuz it's Foreign Too cuz u BEEN dropping emotional ass posts like u're tryna make ppl aware of squares spilled ur heart out in all colors of the rainbow. & accidentally initiated a care bear stare & don't act like only ur own got in ur face. this kid'll SUCK gays... until there's so much cream on muffin top, he requested a name change to lil cupcake fronting like u'll revive txt w/ the URL steeze, but then YOU just post more ironic they say u have that don demarco style. cuz all u do here is toot ur own horn this was a dope battle here, it was alot of quotable lines conehead and goose bump bars was my fav from one ad the fortune cookie and don demarco was my fav from the other one just slightly edged it imo he was prob one more quote away from losing, good read here. v/Sn00
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