Rules for Dating

[Objective]

The trick tip is:

to slip slick wits
and hit sweet neat hips with cheap-shit whips
is to be with this:
Think of yourself first, don't try to sell thirst-
focus on mind if not gettin' laid hurts like depraved nerds
so deep into virginity they couldn't even save hers
from lesser named pervs.
If the image portray curves you silence those fake nerves
and introduce yourself with Michael Bay confidence.
Don't be afraid to bond as friends, just cycle trends,
once you shut up I promise you the silence ends.
You don't owe her nothin' and she don't owe you shit,
so skip the lonely road of hope and miss with slow play
in the name of no shame romances where bad omen sets,
cus this game is stripped for common sense.
Reply with "Okay"
if excuses come with brave intolerance
then show your worth by letting her face consequence,
or embrace the apocalypse of being lost in pits.
If I'm being honest it's
rotting in lots of missed cues if she's not honoring compliments.
Beauty queens born to flings with no consequence
are borderline complex heads pullin threads for nonsense when
they view life with emotional incompetance.
They're stealin' sense so that's what real men ends.
Be the prize in her eyes, if she goes it's her loss,
we're here to figure out if they deserve us,
and YOUR love!
(You do need to earn those reasons for sure, though,
and for the love of God - Respect the furlough.)