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Roast #1 - Aloe
David Lama
September 22nd, 2008, 03:48 AM Roast #1 - The Roast of Aloe http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/b...24574546_l.jpg Everyone must diss THIS guy and this guy only! YOU MUST READ THE RULES IN THE 2ND POST BEFORE YOU DROP!!! Aloe aka Aloe Vera. he dominated the rbl as one half of island, the other half being username of course. this man used to do his damn thing in text. he's mostly into doing actual tracks these days but hes still a threat in text if he ever wanted to come back. on urbanprowlers he won Turkey Text Tourney 2000 and April Animosity Aloe's myspace http://www.myspace.com/aloemusic Aloe's archive http://netcees.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2544 someone asked me to roast him on aim so this was done randomly as all roasts will be.. i forget who asked me but it was either oneduh or user i think lol.. feel free to use any personals you have on aloe he mostly posts on urbanprowlers.net these days heres some of his pics http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/b...31333024_l.jpg http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/b...06438657_l.jpg http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/b...18340633_l.jpg http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/b...12158892_l.jpg http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/b...47783449_l.jpg http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/b...79299026_l.jpg http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/b...83945570_l.jpg http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/b...51557636_l.jpg http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/b...a0498fde76.jpg http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/b...8483fd0289.jpg http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/b...3807f7c315.jpg [HR][/HR]David Lama September 22nd, 2008, 03:51 AM Roast Rules You can post whenever before Thursday 11:59 PM eastern. September 25, 2008 about how many lines you can drop.. Min =12 lines Max = 24 lines You can ONLY drop once. Dropping more than once = DQ. ..General Rules.. Once you drop, you can edit your verse. Only until someone else drops. After someone drops after you You wont be able to edit anymore. Editing after someone drops = DQ. You must diss the person I have asked you to diss for The roast. Everyone disses the same person. Try to be creative And have fun. There will be three Roasts. The top two vote getters from each Roast advance to the final Roast. Everyone can participate in every Roast, even those who have already won. So you essentially have 3 chances to advance. you may only drop once. When ever you wish. can only diss the person being roasted. ..ANYONE CAN PARTICIPATE IN THE ROAST.. [HR][/HR]Lefty September 22nd, 2008, 11:27 AM is that a candy necklace? [HR][/HR]UserName September 22nd, 2008, 07:40 PM omg u actually did it. ahahahaha JUST GIMME A SEC. [HR][/HR]Kenny the G September 24th, 2008, 06:48 PM http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/b...06438657_l.jpg ya obviously gay, so please drop the act you wanna be close to ya boy s'why u made the girl sit in the back myspace page's a joke. i hope it's only there for fun cuz how u makin moves when your stated label status is "none" charging 94 cents per song although none of them sound raw thats practically a steal!!..i guess listeners rather obey the law http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/b...31333024_l.jpg dont blame the industry, blame ya manager for not promoting u right & have you making an ass of yourself on stage every karaoke night no matter the category you'll never blow, fuck all the tracks u compile you swear you're indie rap while everyone else sees you're in denial based on ya archives i can tell ya jabs are vague and rarely mean u use alotta ' ' in your verses, im talkin bout the empty threats inbetween http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/b...18340633_l.jpg you must be mad at the world for being so pasty faced and it shows but how're you not red in the face, you only seem to get red in the nose i see why u dont smile in pics, u always get ko'd when there's beef and as a reminder you beaded a necklace using shards of your teeth no wonder you're confused kid u need guidance, but wait it gets worse ya hairline cant even agree in which direction it wants to receed in first http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/b...a0498fde76.jpg http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/b...8483fd0289.jpg looks like u beat me to the punch, so i'll spar the subliminal jabs your show of hands tell the # of dicks u can comfortably fit in your ass [HR][/HR]Area51 September 25th, 2008, 12:37 PM http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/b...18340633_l.jpg is it an experiment gone wrong? nah, gotta give this chump pity cuz this is just what we'd get if Vanilla Ice fucked Twiggy 'n this faggot fell off hard, he aint tight with rhymin don't need to see this pic to know all the lights behind him but nevermind that, it don't compare to this dumb snot cuz dude's so damn white if I turned my head I'd see sunspots http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/b...31333024_l.jpg this cunt's a fuckin skeleton 'n I'll rub it in, hell.. those wristbands he's rockin could double as his belt he needs some food or it'll be this guys death cuz even that tinfoil chain's thicker than his biceps 'n this dude got no substance, shit he spits is just wack his raps are more stripped down than that pic in the back seriously, the fuck did you keep this pic for? whore its bleek cuz no one gives a fuck that you performed with Nique http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/b...a0498fde76.jpg you rockin a crowd? nah you just a text groupie 'n with those ears you'd fit more in some Star Trek movie c'mon you s'posed to be a rapper, whats with the lame look them poses more fittin of some fat bitch on facebook [HR][/HR]ill nik-A September 25th, 2008, 06:23 PM http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/b...24574546_l.jpg u have no style with the wackest clothes & shit & we know how u carry yaself this picture has backpacker written all over it aint no outflowin nik, but it’s a shame man This is a Fiasco so why don’t u get back on the skateboard u came in Explain then, I’m killing u without actually tryin, die clown & I don’t need User’s approval; I’m taking half of the Island right now! Bye pal, if this was audio check the sound bite one foot in the hood & u could hear his heart’s Echo outside http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/b...12158892_l.jpg I’m the best, whore just face it See I’m dope like coke & u have the nose to support my statement forced to take it, so try ya luck & Cyclops is only a Cardinal’s fan because the Pirates suck http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/b...79299026_l.jpg if u gangsta then I’m a murderin killa the change Obama’s askin for doesn’t compare to ur transition from surfer to wigga but I’m curious to know how it works, or… is it like as soon as u step out the booth u walk out in sandals & carrying a surfboard? I get it & that is incredible G! & as soon as u go back in the booth out goes the edible beads its inevitable see, u bein homo is a trusting fact ........cuz this faggot bends over even to fucking rap [HR][/HR]Nahlidge September 25th, 2008, 07:51 PM http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/b...51557636_l.jpg Aaaaaaaloe...Aaaaaaaaloe...He so great! I`d say fuck ur boys... But y`all prolly do, in the Chico State Nahlidge? Tryna text? They sayin` "he so brave He got balls..." wit more hair than we see on ur face I can`t battle, the fuck I`m doin` lettin` this pass my lips? http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/b...83945570_l.jpg But you can`t rap, the fuck you doin` suckin` Casper`s dick? http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/b...3807f7c315.jpg Gangsta, gangsta, Oh SHIT! Duke, I`m ridin` the fact http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/b...a0498fde76.jpg That you really ain`t gon shoot me if you smilin` like that I`m live on a track, but real talk duke, I`m wack at this text shit But props for bein` the first homo I`ve seen... http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/b...06438657_l.jpg ...Match a hat with a necklace Now on the the next shit, nah, I`m fakin`... I`m lyin` But showin` 1/10th of ur chick`s face don`t really make `er a dime [HR][/HR]Sephiroth September 25th, 2008, 08:44 PM http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/b...24574546_l.jpg what are you, a dissolved person ? that camoflauge workin you know your pale as fuck if your skin blends in with the wall perfect must be special effects or photoshop, looks kinda like it's fake especially when your chin gets more lighting than your face i guess you feeling blue, for a second we all was feeling you and then that fuckin bright ass ecko shirt just killed the mood you grillin and lookin tough ? not possible kid especially when you like you model for abrecombie and bitch http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/b...31333024_l.jpg what a weird night huh ? i bet you was feeling lost, bruh look like a skateboarder who ended up in the wrong club i guess you wanted everyone to see that you can rap thought you was tight man, cause your hypeman was cee-lo in the back need a doctor for that wardrobe, i guess you thought it was fresher rockin the same wristbands they used to measure your blood pressure i'm sayin the truth man, your not in my league at all no literally, i started in early 08 and never seen you dogg http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/b...a0498fde76.jpg ummmm, hey Rob, wheres Big ? theres nothing of value in his house cause they robbed him big i thought this tourney was funny, now i see why lama picked this gay cause he has a shish kabob nose that could inspire a 'roast' any day lol, just bored. [HR][/HR]Richard Corey September 25th, 2008, 11:50 PM http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/b...31333024_l.jpg bahh....quick one look You skinny fucker, why you spittin' that 'Hell No' rap & who the fuck U tryna style on with ya wrist band/elbow pads LOL@ you tryna go platinum, are you kiddin' me dawg... Cos' Sleeping Beauty couldn't spin gold from those spindley arms And who's your manservant in the back tryna get hot WTF@ Virgil goin' from the Million Dollar Man to MC 10 Spot I see is a sea of black and 1 white head, kid, your dead Cos' no rapper's succeeding modeling his set after Yuppi's forehead Makin' over millie?...c'mon man, you're hardly charting Nobody's peg'n Al as the next over unless ya livin' w/Marcy D'arcy Get some marketing dude, cause you're party's are doo & y'know you're shit when ya 12 o' clock shadow rocks harder than you Meh... [HR][/HR]Mercules September 26th, 2008, 12:02 AM you're lookin gay, straight up. i could give a fuck about ya text the only way you'll hang in my circle is with this rope around ya neck ya laughable mayne. style is dead, rollin in covers lines make us wanna burn after reading then go out and kill the coen brothers you a joke to me.. or more like me not really givin a fuck won't respond to "Aloe" unless some jamican bitch tries pickin me up I never heard of ya dog.. and I know all the dope dudes writing the only exposure you'll get is when someone eventually calls you out for biting son forget about ever matchin my skill.. its unfathomable I'll have you leaving out your soul and i dont mean on sabbatical im better than you and I barely write verses. sad but fuckin true see.. you been do this shit for 10 long years and ya still getting ripped by noobies i abuse rappers, rip 'em.. punches got readers like 'say what?!' while the only time you patronize is buying a round at the gay club I'm blasting ya boy, you aint shit to me.. exaust ya with rhymes ya concepts tapped out more than all the UFC losses combined bitch smack the fuck out ya mug then pull out quick and shoot mine feel like Tim Allen.. when I get up with Al, I'm turnin this shit to Tool Time BLAOW [HR][/HR]David Lama September 26th, 2008, 12:10 AM roast 1 closed vote! http://netcees.com/forums/showthread.php?t=27448 |
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