02-02-2013, 06:23 PM | #1 |
Senior Citizen
Join Date: Aug 1997
Posts: 3,871
Battle Record: 4-3
Rep Power: 0 |
Midwest Round 3: 1. Adonis vs 5. Soul Strike
Adonis:
Wales, huh? appropriate title for someone with your taste in women........ Im an army of one, you’re a rookie foot soldier Who drew a pinner mustache on his lip to look older I push bolder moves, make you book your flight home A Craig David look-alike, bleached with a five dome You were late with ya pic, that was near disaster Im hiding it too, but with a whip, not for fear of laughter Ill pierce ya stature…getting shelved is likely Youre like Captain Hook, harder than everyone else…beside smee Your push forward was a crime, n that’s ya last offense Cuz Im about to take 5, but not in the nappin sense Repent, or life line goes from jagged to flat Its your trial by fire…and I went n soaked the gavel in gas Couldn’t get up the courage?, ya lack libido Your reservations for facin me are big enuff to have casino’s Still, ya talked shit to me, you must be crazy as hell But, getting me mad just means that you’re a layman as well Your mom’s very giving, I let her blow for my friends She yelled Ole so loud, she could sell lotion to men You cant cope with my blend, the wit wont stop there The scope of my verse comes equipped with cross hairs Youre a chump, lemme let ya know in the best way I gotta screw loose, you gotta screw loose hoes to get play Youre the new slang…brought up and said in fun As the latest figure of speech to be used by everyone Talk is cheap, youre the third worlds worst economy Writing letters in Maine, you couldn’t address ME properly Ill end ya odyssey, prone is ya proper place As for votes, you got the goods…its just that I got the greats This battles like teachin madden’s Chargers to my younger brother Cuz Ima make you Seau, and watch ya run to cover You may bludgeon others, but not the sound God This tourney's my turf, not artificial, but still without SOD Best verse of last rd.?…your pops aint choosin you So I sent in a couple votes…I figured you could use the boost Youre a fluke, just wait for my quips to descend The signature style ya got came from calligraphy pens My mixture offends, best beware of my wrath Youre act’s Thicke headed, kirk kameron would swear to the fact Theres no repairing your past, cant fix the disgraces Cats like you are the reason for not mixin the races That picture is tainted, I wish sime had covered it S'like I beat ya with the ten foot pole I wouldn’t touch ya mother with Heres another twist, now im the one fightin the dread Cuz I have to go tell Angie Stone that Soul’s finally dead Its time to be bedded, ya trays collectin spittle Im conducting this tourney, n I got ya playin second fiddle My ending is stellar, you went the wack route I aint seen the finnish that lack luster since Helsinki blacked out Now, git on...the sixteen needs noone so feeble Ya brought the real sweetness, but only cuz I got no Equal *that's three* ronJ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Soul Strike: Ok ..sum picture clowing first.. I peeped his photo, then opened the scriptures.. "Please God, what geek posts with a boat in the picture!?!" Cats like Adonis, I'm attacking and ripping 'em.. I still can't believe Sime got me battling a fisherman, It's funny as fuck ..but I should show some respect, Aloe stole his towel so he'll have to 'throw in his net' He'll say he's not shook, but let's see who fears this, Cos I'm simply out of control ...like E2's beard is, Adonis is a clown, a child who's getting vexed, But I dont know whats uglier ..his style or MMx? I'll let you decide ..but just expect that he dies, Cos Adonis is about as straight as Espi's right eye.. This'll be close, but he'll narrowly lose to me, Cos his verse, Imma skip it ..like Aloe did puberty.. After the match, peeps will say this battle was odd, "The only hooks Adonis swung were attached to his rod" Now ..the end of Adonis He might have a rep, but am I'm really fighting a vet? Well, who else has spent 90% of their life on the net.. I guess it's just Adonis, find a table for this drag queen, This nerds been around since Cain & Able were a tag team, 10 years online and NOW he's stepping to battle me? The internets his life...his modem connects to reality, And his records a fallacy, so this saviour is specifically.. ..opening my web browser putting favorites into history, So call in his dickriders, cos i'm deserving the win, He needs them cos even his eye's started 'turning on him' I'm burning his skin with a method you'd call amazing, ..so he's going out with no flesh and 'organs blazing' A genuis is what he's sort of facing ..i'm wrecking men, Killing 1st seeds quicker than Herod did in Bethlehem, I guess it's death again, he's the most respected in the pool, But i'll kill RonJ and whatever else's connected to this fool, He's rapidly decreasing ..he'll fold with the next hit, ...after I punch a 'worm hole' through his solar plexus, I'm a demon with words, yet suprisingly holy.. A 'star in the making' like weapons designed for Shinobi, We can battle in a hospital, then i'll fight the doctors, Soul fucking Strike is 'after-eight' like the chocolates, Everybody ducks me, it's the same with this rebel, ...I'm the reason 'Time Crisis' came with a pedal, He has skills of a child, and I wipe the floor with teens, Let's hope his boat transforms into a life support machine, And I happen to promise when i'm battling Adonis, That R.I.P will replace the RonJ after his comments, That's too many reasons, but i'll still prove to this heathen, That he'll be all out of Puff, like Sean Comb's semen, It's the end for Adonis, I hope you never missed a line, Because i'm 'closing in on eight' ...like it was 7.59.. Pz. RonJ .....got knocked thhhhhheeeeee fuck out! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Final: Adonis (16) - Soul Strike (4) |
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