02-02-2013, 06:32 PM | #1 |
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Final Four: Axl Prose vs MMx
Axl Prose:
As the Final Four reared it`s ugly head...so did my opponent Beauty`s only skin deep, so you`re the one I have to pick a bone with Like a vowel in your name, something in ya verse his missin` Bitch, you`re gettin` 'ripped from the start'...like female circumsision Your face hurts my vision...with it`s miserable shape Ya look like an experiment where someone crossed a pig with an ape That hideous face is too discombobbled to show I`m here to send your hog-gorilla ass back to Doctor Moreau I`ll squash your defiance then drop your alliance If I lose in MM, it won`t be to this Hindu Andre the Giant And speakin` of Andres, here`s a proposterous fact The other Andre you look like...Is Andres Gallaraga on Crack Noone would stay...so I guess it`s hopeless to sway Cause you`re so ugly...You scared all the fuckin` voters away They seen ya pic, left and scrammed...dipped, jetted and ran But I stayed, I ain`t afraid of MC West-Indian Elephant Man My verse is excitin` in form, you just insighted a yawn I`ll defeat your purpose for writin` like you were bitin` off Storm Unimpressed with your babble, ya ripped to shreds in this battle Y`all think I`m gonna lose to this overtired Mexican Fraggle? I`m abusin this lad...MMx is losin` this bad Now go back to Ry and do the Rx Mentalz losers collab Bruisin` this fag, his style puts me to sleep and shit He thinks he reps Mentalz, but he just puts the Z`s in it Give Cher my regards, I hope that ain`t a burden to ask Afterall you`re MMx, aka the interracial version of "Mask" I`ll battle YOU at YOUR board and theft all your mics Your sexual preference lies in the first three letters of your site I heard ya audios and you got no skill at spittin` your flows You sound like the Chinese Sole, rappin` while pinchin` your nose... Some say a thing of beauty...is a joy forever And by the looks of you, you`ve existed in a void as never I can only glance at ya pic, cause it hurts when I give it a stare Beauty`s in the eye of the beholder...and your vision`s impaired "Hideous, Grotesque, Deformed" man fuck what the others said You`re so ugly...at Blaze Battles you get mistaken for Pumpkinhead On Halloween...your costume is convenient at best Paint ya face green and you can go trick or treatin` as Shrek They say time heals all wounds, that adage is true... It`ll take eternity for you to recover from the damage I do I`ll rip off ya arms, legs, head and dick, peep the demonstration So now your torso`s known...through 'six degrees of separation' Theres a fat chance of you winnin`, as you can see I am thin... People are gullible...but noone here believes you can win I just cleared Adonis and Rygar and I ain`t stoppin` for shit To make a long story short...I`d have to make the topic your dick I know you Smell what I`m cookin` It`s GAME OVER facin` Prose Cause you look just like the Rock....except with Triple H`s Nose... You marched like a soldier and you got far but it`s over Like John Smoltz, I`m the best in the game from Starter to Closer... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- MMx: Axl... ...i went to the dentist... he had to drill in a tooth insurance didn't cover anasthesia so i brought a picture of you... do YOU want personals...? ..dispelled hopes, the bell tolls Ax, you have to get steppin cuz the way i'll get by redefines passive agression... and i'm guessin, the more i write, the dumber you're feeling that's not an A ya throwin up, it's the number you're seeded fuck what ya keyin', voters'll just get bored the more they read .. so i'll move forward while you just play forward for the kings (peja stojakovic) for what it's worth, you KNEW ya mug would have to disgrace so you took your pudgy hands and covered up half'a your face were ya scared that we'd hate?... or think we'd love ya pic? well, the line between love and hate's as thin as ya upper lip ya lucky kid.. opponents? you can't deny you don't best'em ...cuz i got here on pure skill, you just got by on momentum then there's your REAL name, Ax, why didn't you give it a try cuz we're not playing dress-up, stop bein the bitch in disguise i know.. otherwise, you would've expected the views of "that's nice and all, but man, i've seen better from YOU." .. so i think we all agree that you're in need of a bruising for being a vet, yet letting people believe you're a newbie .. straight bitchmove.. so now i sit and laugh at ya picture can y'all imagine this wannabe actually challenging jigga?!?! actually figures, gainin ground? nope, ya losin the traction only violence you've produced is stickin toothpicks in jackets speakin of jackets, looks like you found a bargain in basements but put that shit away, cuz Ax... you're not in the Matrix and with that look, i can't believe you find rap as ya calling when your hat just works to cover up the fact that your balding i'm calling you out, and you can't deny you'll hear flows when your head is fuckin dwarfed by the size of your earlobes fear Prose? hell fuckin no.. your disses all lack effect since i'll put up a deaf ear to this con-man in text.... ..and the way you spit.. you'll never pay the rent or get fed when the best punches you write only make cents in your head exit instead, cuz when this is up, and ya hoping you'll persuade ...you'll just leave us wanting more like ethiopian buffets no way you'll get past me... ya hopes and plans get foiled cuz i paved the road to victory with four-inch tacks and oil still driven to succeed? when you think i'm beat.. you suddenly find yourself with sixty-one other emcees to keep you company ..you're barely even here, so moving on is hopeless at best you squeeked by, i went 3 rounds without being voted against so let's adress the issues NOW and STOP your awful dellusions ... your attempts to finish me only lead to partial conclusions get this.. it's easy to top you, cuz for one you're.. well.. dead and your disses are understatements, uttered under ya breath ... NOW it's safe to say your tourney run was nothing much you're like defc0n getting laid Ax... nothing but a lucky fuck cutty's nuts... now you think i'm sayin words for the helluvit.. but makes sense when they seem to be ya permanent residence... now go home kiko... Peace, MMx |
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