02-03-2013, 03:27 PM | #1 |
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Join Date: Aug 1997
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SOUTH: [6]theFranchise vs. [7]Sypher
theFranchise
who will win theFRANCHISE or sypher... no need to stare in to space it won’t be a close shave... just look at the fuckin’ hair on his face at the bar this dude’s expression is blank... he must be preppin’ for rape and when i beat him he’ll let out a little whine as if he was steppin’ on grapes you see his boyfriend just whispered a sweet nothin’.. and it rang in his ears sypher must have got an emotional haircut since even his bangs are in tiers plus the gay guy sittin’ next to him didn’t want to deprave him a grand throb the unemployment rate just got lower since he just gave him a hand job look how dead that fuckin’ bar is... just the dyin’ Boston scene plus your career in rap is horrible.. who are you Brian Austin Green whoever thought that text was dead... theFRANCHISE is liftin’ the art seems sypher bought a waterbed since this couple is driftin’ apart why did you cut him out the pic... sypher’s the rudist tramp y’all i’m lookin’ into it as if a hole has been found at an all girl nudist camp wall outpunch this kid then slip away.. who caused your foil it was nolan the cops won’t have anything to go on as if the police station toilet was stolen based on your shirt and funny looks..there’s no one at your table why this ain’t the Blue Collar Comedy Tour with Ron White and Larry the Cable Guy he’ll take a gurney straight to flight... this lead singer of Journey hates to fight it’s appropriate he has red eye since he’ll be leaving this tourney late tonight -theFRANCHISE Sypher rd 2 vs. 100Proof Bringing your old ass to battle me? You know you're courting tears Looking like a rare bottle of scotch: 100Proof and aged forty years You're beat up man, too much time in Vegas getting your rocks off And now four decades later your face looks like a wrung out wash cloth Still got a sharp nose though, I even emailed User and said, "Look... I'll write THREE verses this round and use his nose for the hook" And taking in that schnozz I can tell you it wouldn't be farfetched For you to take that Falcon beak and make the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs Man I'm not gonna let up, just gonna get at you and go full slog And if ya'll hear Proof croaked it's cause the guy looks like a bullfrog Old as fuck, gotta get rid of that hat man, I'm wondering why rock it? To cover up that your right pupil is about to Tokyo Drift out your eye socket? Man I know why you do it, you lost your hair, it ain't there, fine But stop trying to extend your five o clock shadow into your hairline And I know I got you sweating me, your forehead is tomato red Rest of your face doesn't make sense, looking like Mr. Potato Head I didn't expect to battle a toy, but I might as well be honest then You entire jaw looks like you're taking the recession on the chin My lines are too deep for you, just scratch your head and cower hater It's cool if you don't get them yet, the west coast always get shit 3 hrs later |
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