02-03-2013, 04:05 PM | #1 |
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Join Date: Aug 1997
Posts: 3,871
Battle Record: 4-3
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ThaJoker vs Predator
ThaJoker
Which bitch is it this week, gettin' whipped quickly in my win streak? This pipsqueak pissed me off, so he gets beat while I whistle Dixie. With an IQ in the low sixties, how could you hope to compete? Tryin' to get in the game, looks like you need good coachin' to me. There's no use cursin' me, you must purposely want to be the worst MC... Why else would you name yourself after Ice Cube's worst LP? First, tell me: do you want the deadliest thrust in the head or the gut? Please don't be like hoes with bad memories and forget that you suck. For less than seventeen bucks, I can have your legs cracked in two... Face it, you're the wackest, duke, even mimes laugh at you. First round, dog, you're sure to get fucked like jailed cops Cuz I prove who's better when my rhymes move letters without a mailbox. The sure money's on me, you're just stuck under a cash register... Eve asked, "Who's the girl?" I pointed and said, "That's Predator." I get bumped in every car, even Dale Earnhardt was bobbin' his neck Until he snapped it in the middle of traffic and got in a wreck. What do you know about hip hop? And who said your shit's hot? You say you got the game tied up, but you about as tight as a slipknot. I'll make you stop breathing, and start needing a funeral procession... Cause of death listed as "talking shit without suitable protection..." Tha Joker...Wildest in tha Deck Illamentals Predator This battle is set, the brackets foreshadowed your death Colliding with me is like diving in a pool shallow in depth Like Jude Law, Pred's the "Enemy at the Gates" That you're not getting past when I'm sendin these raps of hate Last time, you couldn't get past Aloe cuz you lacked phorce Now you'll need a task force to survive this match, whore Got trouble with rhymes? I'll give you a crash course like John Denver learning to fly A look at your name, you expect to be cursin at mine? Face it, your game's fictitious while my aim is vicious Chances of you actually pimpin a dame? Suspicious The girls you own, I saw them all on UglyPeople.com My text is something lethal to leave your spots bombed Your entire "My dick is so big..." post was out of a joke book Ho look, at the countless lives of quote crooks that my flows took Your idea of "Liquid Dreams" is swimming in O-Town's piss All fun and games since you don't know you'd drown quick And IM is nothing but a crew of fifth wheels Afraid to show their faces here due to shit skills Glue your scripts to a Reebok ad, your shit still ain't classic son In fact this bastard's done. you thugged out? I'll fill your back wit lumps Til you resemble a kid with neurofibromatosis, I'm supplyin the dope shit That got you so shook Ritalin won't help you tryin to focus To counter these lines proven to maul, I'm abusin your faults In this battle you got two options: Either lose or default My clever speech is, so cutting edge it'll leave you in severed pieces Round 2 is like the Horizon: You'll never reach it |
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