02-06-2013, 06:51 PM | #1 |
Senior Citizen
Join Date: Aug 1997
Posts: 3,871
Battle Record: 4-3
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Tyler Durden vs Bags
Tyler Durden
Me, Hens, Metts, Karpis. Bracket's stacked with pimps son But when we're talking elites notice bags missing like airport luggage mix ups & whats your crew see in you? You ain't tough or sick Bags is a pussy bitch & he's making the bears look worse than jay cutler did We know the rest of ya crew carries you, don't try liar Cuz it's obvious Bags has another man pulling his strings like first time sky divers My 1-2 punch is destine to give you the boot mate Trust my hits'll lay bags on the street like his landlord when his rent was too late & in the drunk/morning sex thread i didn't see this gay bastard But we all know bitches prefer drunk sex with bags & are just mourning the day after Stuck on ya fuckin ex, yall probably still celebrate anniversaries & since the break up his sex life's had a reduction like that cunt's pending breast surgery Finishing last in tournies is all you see from this loner Couldn't take bad blood by surprise if kung came back, felt bad & decided to be your doner I'm enjoying the summer & expecting some hot weather I'm outside till it hits 100 - your on the net till it hits 100 tryin to match beyond's record & a line about the milf i fucked he'll mention I'm bettin He was mad interested in my story like, "hey my mom's a crackhead who hangs at 7/11" You take this too seriously, this prawn'll get rattled If your meetin hens/metts next round it's literally to discuss what went wrong in our battle Bags Do u understand the odds ur up against, or who ur fooling wit? Shit, ur better off playin Russian roulette ... w a fully loaded Uzi clip Top tier? U ain't a leader so I ain't stressing cuz ur less then ill So as far as tyrant ? Forget it....he can't even afford the electric bill Ducked the survivors tourney to bang sum tranny at texico But now u got bad blood to deal with... according to the test results got thailanded ... 0 punches an went out of mitb as a lame But if u get Taiwan'd...careful ,unless u want magic to blow up in ur face Seriously tho I see where karaoke might be hurt an need a talk but wtf is ur issue? Ur barely even midtier ... YOU were the underdog Props to def and schism ...that's sum real shit u fuckin pansy Cuz if u had a pink slip match...itd only be to coordinate ur bra & panties U don't blast guns, shit you'd be scared to even shoot a porn But if this bitch ty is an accessory... its to a Catholic school girls uniform Stay talkin bout gettin high an how u always puff pot if I blow a shotgun into ur mouth...its a sawed off mossberg w spread buckshot Paradigm aka dues ex machina... got an upset, but this is not the same Cuz u ain't para,shoot...u just need one after gettin dropped from the planes Man fuck how u live, ur full of shit everything u say is a lie So if u fillin bags wit hot air...hopefully ur hyperventilating and die Winner: Bags |
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