Man with Uzi vs Tiger , who would win

[Fig]

@Mike Wrecka

I gotta say, this is a far better topic than your wolf vs pit bull thread. I applaud your efforts

[Wise Wiggles]

This ain't no fluffy petting zoo cuddles & kisses kitty cat GoW

this is a "I haven't ate in 3 weeks, you look yummy" type blood driven beast who is hell bent on you decorating the inside of his stomach.

[God Of War]

Originally Posted by Whys Ways

This ain't no fluffy petting zoo cuddles & kisses kitty cat GoW

this is a "I haven't ate in 3 weeks, you look yummy" type blood driven beast who is hell bent on you decorating the inside of his stomach.

to late BUYING OEN GON SHOOT IT WITH SOMETHING!

[uh-oh]

im still on team people

there is a reason they are endangered

humans used to kill them niggas with spears yo

indians throw rocks at them and scare them back into the bush

im gonna fucking light it up

i dont need to aim with an uzi. point and spray

the 30 feet is the only problem in this scenario because it can cross that just as fast as you can empty the uzi

so its situational

this thread has no legit answer. further debate is pointless

now a tiger vs a grizzly is something i could get deeper into

Gow did u watch my first YouTube post about fatal attractions commentary?

that about dood in the projects in Harlem who had the tiger lolz

[God Of War]

i didnt see no vid where is it?

[Brian Bryan]

that tiger nice wit dem hands, b?

[KZVR]

Originally Posted by uh-oh

im still on team people

there is a reason they are endangered

humans used to kill them niggas with spears yo

indians throw rocks at them and scare them back into the bush

im gonna fucking light it up

i dont need to aim with an uzi. point and spray

the 30 feet is the only problem in this scenario because it can cross that just as fast as you can empty the uzi

so its situational

this thread has no legit answer. further debate is pointless

now a tiger vs a grizzly is something i could get deeper into

lma00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000


u gotta be a new type of stupid, fagg0t


next time i see a 30 ft cage with a fully grown tiger in it ill throw u in there with nothing but a spear and stones and see whos gonna be shitting their pants


roflzzzzzz @ team people


human intellect is basicallly cheating

were the fucking nerds of the animal kingdom bringing swords to a fist fight

we gotta use a spear to kill shit from a distance


u want fair go up against a 500 pound polar bear and watch it slash ya face off with a backhand slap


btw rawn is a lame fagg0t

Brb YouTube of Tiger mauling giraffe neck

[Sho Money EMG]

Originally Posted by Rawn M.D.

Brb YouTube of Tiger mauling giraffe neck

Rawn get at me on aim

[Plot]

The tiger isn't gonna pounce on you straight away, its gonna eye you for a little bit, sizing you up, your gonna have ample time to lift the uzi and spray its face, once you have started spraying metal in its face its gonna lose quick.

Bullets vs. Things with flesh containing mushy brains, who wins?

[God Of War]

Originally Posted by Plot

The tiger isn't gonna pounce on you straight away, its gonna eye you for a little bit, sizing you up, your gonna have ample time to lift the uzi and spray its face, once you have started spraying metal in its face its gonna lose quick.

Bullets vs. Things with flesh containing mushy brains, who wins?

no way plot, cuz they dont think a shit load of bullets will kill a tiger!

[Witty]

Yeah if it is someone who has been trained to use the fucking gun lol I also love how you think the Tiger would think twice before pouncing on you, like he would if he was hunting prey lol don't be silly...if a Tiger saw someone 30 feet in front of them they would go for the kill...they are instinctive killers, we are not for the most part.

You would be dead before you go a chance to do shit.

[God Of War]

Originally Posted by Witty

Yeah if it is someone who has been trained to use the fucking gun lol I also love how you think the Tiger would think twice before pouncing on you, like he would if he was hunting prey lol don't be silly...if a Tiger saw someone 30 feet in front of them they would go for the kill...they are instinctive killers, we are not for the most part.

You would be dead before you go a chance to do shit.

the old uzis shoot 10 rounds a second the new ones between 15 and 28 , a tiger is big u dont have to be a marksman to unleash an insane amount of bullets in a direction of a huge animals head and hit it if it is charging at you.

[Witty]

No. But you have to have the wherewithal and reactions to do that, and I can pretty much guarantee 99% of people would not have that and would be that Tigers breakfast.

[God Of War]

Originally Posted by Witty

No. But you have to have the wherewithal and reactions to do that, and I can pretty much guarantee 99% of people would not have that and would be that Tigers breakfast.

lmao so ur saying 99 percent of people wouldnt raise a gun a few inches and squeeze a trigger? cuz you know we do also have a survival instinct you claim man is not hunters but we are survivors and theres been some insane things done by man to keep himself alive and raising a gun and killing something doesn't seem to hard.

[Witty]

The average man has lost his hunting instinct because we don't need it anymore, and yeah I am saying the average human being, when thrown in a cage with a Tiger would be scared shitless and would be killed before they even have a chance to get their thoughts together.

If, on the other hand they were told 'Here is a gun, there will be a Tiger in there...kill it'

They would be prepared and would probably stay alive. But if someone was armed and randomly found themselves face to face with a tiger with no prior warning, i think that person gets ate.

[God Of War]

Originally Posted by Witty

The average man has lost his hunting instinct because we don't need it anymore, and yeah I am saying the average human being, when thrown in a cage with a Tiger would be scared shitless and would be killed before they even have a chance to get their thoughts together.

If, on the other hand they were told 'Here is a gun, there will be a Tiger in there...kill it'

They would be prepared and would probably stay alive. But if someone was armed and randomly found themselves face to face with a tiger with no prior warning, i think that person gets ate.

yeah but i was going by the scenario they presented u fox bastard lol they said put u in a cage with a tiger. i dont know bout ay one else but id assume something was gon go down if i was in a cage with a tiger. id probably accidently shoot the tiger even if he wasnt going to attack me simply cuz id assume he was

[Sn00p]

why do most of u think a tiger would react like a human to being shot at? animals do not give a fuck if they're hit & hurt. even if u fatally wound him, that thing is still gonna maul u. that's the whole point.

[God Of War]

Originally Posted by Sn00p

why do most of u think a tiger would react like a human to being shot at? animals do not give a fuck if they're hit & hurt. even if u fatally wound him, that thing is still gonna maul u. that's the whole point.

how many things have you seen still living with 4 or 5 bullets in his brain? its not going to ignore bullets in the brain until it eats you maybe in the reuglar body part or a muscle part sure itd keep going but heart or brain the shit is done for