i have not been paying attention to this Syria shit

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Originally Posted by Omni Potent

when we invade, we never really leave lol. Dude we're still in Vietnam, South Korea, and those wars have been over for40-60 years almost

germany as well YO

but yo

hezbollah isnt an american creation, its a legitamate group over there that america fought against by funding the opposing political party in palestine. it failed tho and hezbollah won anyway

but yea they aint a fairy tale made up group they're real lol

[Aesthetic]

Originally Posted by uh-oh

nigga we'd eat turkey on thanksgiving day

finish up russia and china before new years

AMERICA

they don't want real war. it'd be a continuation of dumb bullshit fighting through other countries for resources. if real war broke out we wouldnt be worried about rebuilding towns. about kids and children getting gassed. we'd be gassing the kids and children. our forces would roll over asia like a shockwave of death and destruction flattening everything in front of it.

i don't think people understand just how efficient our military could be if we ignored the "rules" of war. it only took one real war to kill chivalry. that was the longbow's doing. its the drones turn.

once people use nukes we're all fucked tho

whoever faced destruction will, and they would have to be returned or eradicated

but yo too many people has them. once a certain number goes off ANYWHERE in the world we're all fucked. think its like 80. and america and russia have HUNDREDS. think even india has like 100.

we could end life multiple times over



i aint getting in no bullshit resource war tho.

Not to scare you and ruin your theory of 80 nukes ending the world....

[PancakeBrah]

Uh oh, you do realize Turkey is allied with Qatar, right? And Qatar is hosting the next soccer World Cup. That is the most important sport event in the world. I know we Americans hate it, but outside of us it's basically the Super Bowl of the world. With that information in hand, we have Turkey+Qatar+Russia+China+Al Queada. Eventually, Spain and the UK will side with them. Why? Because if we, America, dominate and rape in WW3, and subsequently take out Qatar, there's no World Cup. And both those nations have World Cup hopes. So now it's Turkey, Qatar, Russia, China, Al Queada, UK, and Spain. Italy and France want the world cup too, but are pussies. So they'll just sit out instead of choosing sides.

This goes deeper than you think.

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i forgot all about that underwhelming sport

what we do is we hit up the arab emirates, give them the movie alladin. it will blow there minds and we will get them to buy out the world cup contract and the world cup will be in dubai instead.

once the deal goes through we give them aladdin 2 and robin williams

[PancakeBrah]

OR we give them the trailer for Alladin at first, just a taste. We say 'If you move the World Cup to Dubai, you get the full movie. BUT if you move the World Cup to Chicago, we give the full movie...and the sequel."

That's real geo-political negotiation. They accept, sight unseen, then we fucking drone and militarize the fuck out of a victory in WW3. All in time to eat a couple bratwursts while watching Landon Donovan and the boys pull the upset and Chicago prevents a bankruptcy. Win, win, win.

[Dr Expert]

Qatar is also hosting the international Tour de Qatar cycling event. France loves cycling so they will intervene along with their allies Burgundy and the Austrian Minor States such as Holland and Belgium. Belgium controls over 90% of the worlds rich dark chocolate supply. This means countries dependent on luscious chocolate such as the South American communist and socialist states will also become involved. South America produces sugar for the Indo-East Indies region which means that Indonesia and Malaysia will also attack. They produce spices and massage oils - apropos and so on and so on. It is inevitable, all online geo-political experts have now reached consensus. It is only a matter of time now.