Week 7 - Defy Gravity vs. Certain Serpent - CERTAIN SERPENT WINS BY NO SHOW

[Certain]

Originally Posted by Defy Gravity

I'm bowing out this week. not in a writing mood

I've got a few other things to be writing right now anyway, though I might circle back to this topic because I like it. But for now, this should suffice:

"Mom, I'm busy! How long have you been there?"
"Just long enough to see you tugging at your underwear.
I think it's time you and your father had a chat."
"Fine, later, maybe. Please get out of my room before I splat."