02-10-2013, 04:32 PM | #1 |
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Join Date: Aug 1997
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Mind Theory vs Evolve
Evolve
... this dude has a Theory in Mind that he has a chance to win to bad he is Going Out with a Loss cause Defeat is Romancing him// see... im passing him on my way to the top & I wave as I go By MT just goes Bi w/ Gay tendencies eating him up inside like Ecoli// even with a Swole Eye, voters still dont See your verses as Phat they treat them like Door Mats & step past you to see where Im at// matter of fact, Your Not Dope... im just waiting for you to see it him Nice?? lol, Nope!!... his own Imagination don't even Believe it// dawg, keep dreaming... you think you deserve that belt you hold?? hell no... you just a Shell of a man & im forced to Break the Mold// of course i'll toss this fake and replace the old.. washed up champ is that a battle record i see in your Sig?? someone pass me the HURB stamp!!// watch me serve this tramp, the nerve of this man.. this is Evolution **note to the Merk Squad** MT is past Garbage.. he's Evolved into Pollution// he's your problem & im the solution... Solved him in a matter of minutes Un must not like you, cause this battle was finished as soon as he involved me in it// & I'll admit it, you Devoured alot of competition.. for real, im not bluffing but dawg.... you are what you Eat, so MT is just a Nobody with Nothing!!// I asked for this & you said "yeah, i want the competition".. but i came Too Raw you were Sure to lose, cause Mind Theory is just a Guess......... Evolve is Law// through your Chest i tore, i just had to get to the Heart of the Matter deLiver you this loss & leave you Pissed at deFeat like I disgaurded your Bladder// & i dont bother with chitter-chatter, cause i mean what i say & i say what i mean so if i say "your the Shit!!".. i meant "your the Shittiest Champion I've Ever Seen!!"// Mind Theory This dummy spits insurance fraud in battles . . . always making false claims/ I find it funny your name's Evolve, because your wackness don't ever change// Like informal events, when it comes to the votes there will be no tie// I got the hardest punchlines Mos Def, leaving you blue and Black On Both Sides// I told Evolve to elevate cause his rhymes are queer/ He tried putting the pedal to the metal but kept popping his clutch and grinding his gears// If he cashed all the chin-checks I gave him, I'd be making him rich/ Plus I'm a child molestor in battles . . . just look at how I'm raping this kid!!// I'm zapping your ass like microwaves, thats why your rhymes are only half hot/ I give your wack netcee verse a I-net reaction . . . . . . . . LMAO . . . // Fake ganster. You ain't no thug . . . you ain't selling no hard white/ Overdosing on Viagra . . . . . . . . . just to say you had a hard life/ Ha. You claim you're from the gutter??? . . . Well now you're laying in a ditch/ Aiyyo . . . This kids is fucking nuts . . . . . always hanging from my dick// Kids these days. Yo you hold heat??? Whatever . . . I'll leave you frozen// Yo you think that you're a gift? Haha, then fuck it . . . I'LL RIP YOU OPEN // Evolve's holding his card with a death grip, he's worried I might just pull it/ Speedwise, your punches are slugs . . . so everytime you spit you bite the bullet// We're on opposite sides of the country, so this won't be a close race/ Protect ya neck. I'm erasing ya fate . . . turning this wannabe Killah to Ghost-face// Stop frontin' and actin hard. DUMBFUCK. Your fake ass is see thru/ Like battling The Invisible Man . . . when it comes to skills, I DON'T SEE YOU.// Evolve's Big-headed and Notorious for being Dead Wrong, he can't spit the right way/ Thinkin' you're beating me you're a Mad Man, like that cat that beat KnightShade// I guess time is an issue in this battle, cause when I run through you like jocks . . . / *tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock* I'll use my watch as a pair of brass knuckles and leave your eyes glued to the clock!!! // Winner: Evolve |
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