What's the worst thing you ever did ever?

[YDK]

Originally Posted by Split Eight

Lol.. I was at the baseball fields riding my bike, and a squirrel was sitting in the middle of the parking lot giving me a shit stare. I picked up a rock and HUMMED it at it, but it looked like I threw it too far to the side

All of a sudden it spin juked, and the rock pulverized its spine.. it flew like 8 inches off the ground and was on its back running with its front paws

I was like. Oh shit. I christopher reeves'd that squirrel. What do I do?

I booked it outta there cause I was 12 and my first thought was don't get caught, did a lap Around the pond and came back

It was like in the process of crawling under the port a potty, so I grabbed a stick and fished it out, and tried like whacking it to death. But it kept playing dead and furiously trying to esxape when I stepped away

Definitely paralyzed

So I picked it up by the tail, and did like a Mario- Bowser swing

launched it into the brick Snack Shack at probs 60 mph

Dead as fuck

Threw it in the pond and never told anyone

Poor guy suffered for like an hour cuz I didn't want blood on my sneakers

Lmao I shot a squirrels tail off with a frozen paintball from like 30 yards away lol fucker couldn't even climb the tree but he could run sideways fast as shit

[Figgly Wiggly]

Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin

Attempted murder with fire

Now that's what I'm talking about

that's horrible

[Split]

pouring out some Harpoon for the squirrels

[YDK]

I'm pretty sure I neutered a dog too....fucker tried to bite my dog so I lifted its ass end bout 4 feet when I kicked it in the nuts lol an I use to choke slam my cat cuz it pissed on my bean bag chair.....this was all before I was medicated tho

[Split]

0_0

[uh-oh]

i beat a dude up really bad who had no interest in fighting and was begging me not to hit him.

in front of all my peers who looked at me like i was the devil.

in my mind he had it coming. now i just feel sorrow for the hurt i put on him.

basically every fight i couldve avoided i feel terrible about and when i think about it i want to harm myself. instead i sip whiskey and sit alone listening to old blues men.

[Split]

@Vulgar @oats @anime_boners share

[Fart]

actually i think i gave a dog brain damage once
my dogs little, i was walking him and there was another guy walking his dog, much bigger, like 200 yards away and the big dog like broke its fucking leash and charged at my dog but i was ready as fuck, i punt kicked that dog square right under the jaw and he didnt get up. his owner was also way bigger than me and he ran up like im so sorry bt i was on that adrenaline rush hard and i was like YOU WANNA GET KICKED IN THE FCKING FACE TOO ? GET THE FCK OUT OF HERE
he did
but i cant believe he said sorry to me after i knocked his dog tf out. he could of easily handled me too

[Ghost1]

Probably because he was a good person. And u are not.

[Figgly Wiggly]

Apparently this is the how did you fuck up an animal so bad thread

I like it, makes me feel better about my things

[YDK]

Lol I don't think I'm ready to admit my worst yet

[Figgly Wiggly]

I bet it was yo baby's mama

[YDK]

NA....I offered to walk a handicapped dude down the street since it was a steep hill an he didn't trust his brakes.....so I walked him down an let go but kept walking behind him so he thought I was still holding on...then I just ran away when he picked up speed. I have no idea wat happened after that

[Ghost1]

When i first moved to md when i lived there for like 5 yrs i told my core group of friends i was gonna start selling cocaine and be a drug dealer for a while. They mocked me. Saod i was not a real.drug dealer.....

So i started buying QPs of blow and id bring it over to my friends house and tell them i needed to bag it up there.....i didnt....but this way i couod give them sum for free while i was doing that and then theyd wanna buy sum.

They became heavily addicted. My one friend used to sign over his paychecks to me....then when he would owe above that sometimes hed let me fuck his gf. Eventually my one friend came over to my house at 5am and yelled at me to give him drugs for free. I beat the shit.oit of him.....which wasnt hard.....he was drunk and probably going thru heroin withdrawals hoping to get sum blow from me.... soo yea i beat him until he stopped moving then called his parents and told them he needed rehab......never saw him again.

My other friend who used to sign his paychecks over an let me fuck his girl eventually lost his job....his house....an then his girl....

Then as all their lives came crumbling down i had saved about 30k up that year and left town

I did this all out of spite for questioning my word.

And i was proud of myself after.

[Dope girl]

having sex on toilet

[veritas]

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[YDK]

Bags your full of shit. Nobody sells coke in pounds or quarter pounds you fake bitch.don't mock the coke game cocaine'll leave ya with no name pussy

[Figgly Wiggly]

Bags that's just the plot of finding Nemo

[Ghost1]

Urite

[Figgly Wiggly]

DG your a fucking gross ape bitch yes I love it sit on my face