Just got bagged sleeping at work... - Page 2

Certain · 12-31-2013, 02:27 PM

Don't fess up. What good does that do? Apologize to your coworker and ask him not to show your boss. Explain (or fabricate a story about) why you were so tired that one time. Stress it was once. Don't let him blackmail you, though. What does he gain by playing this card?

veritas · 12-31-2013, 02:28 PM

wrong! this guy cannot be trusted. Swerve loses.

Batty · 12-31-2013, 02:35 PM

Alright no more fucking around...

Don advice dictates that:

Only dirt can neutralize dirt

You gotta get something on him and then you got Biodome homeostasis.

Witty · 12-31-2013, 02:36 PM

Just punch him in the fucking face.

DLB · 12-31-2013, 02:45 PM

talk to his wife and get some embarassing shit then b****mail him

veritas · 12-31-2013, 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DLB

talk to his wife and get some embarassing shit then b****mail him

What were you thinking when you decided to post this?

DLB · 12-31-2013, 04:36 PM

i was thinking

i could either give him a plot to murder the guy or have him blackmail him and everyone lives

trust dlb, i'm an elaborate guy

uh-oh · 12-31-2013, 04:46 PM

how do you fall asleep at work?

did you put your head down? did you just slump over like a narcileptic?

but nah why would they take a picture? what do you do? were you holding him back from him doing his job?

Ghost1 · 12-31-2013, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DLB

i was thinking

i could either give him a plot to murder the guy or have him blackmail him and everyone lives

trust dlb, i'm an elaborate guy

LOL

DLB is an elaborate dude bros.

U think its easy being a lightskinned black virgin who hates black people based on pop culture illustrated on television and thru radio waves?

He has already completely murdered any shot at credibility as a living creature......surely he could help u murder this guys too....

Just have him enroll in community college and sign up for a full class load of women studies....by sum pea soup green skinny jeans, take a botox shot to the face and then live 4 years on the internet takimg your queues from a 30 year old spic that lives at home woth his mother.

That video will be worthless then!

veritas · 12-31-2013, 05:22 PM

^thowt out to huth!

DLB · 12-31-2013, 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bagsasauras

LOL

DLB is an elaborate dude bros.

U think its easy being a lightskinned black virgin who hates black people based on pop culture illustrated on television and thru radio waves?

He has already completely murdered any shot at credibility as a living creature......surely he could help u murder this guys too....

Just have him enroll in community college and sign up for a full class load of women studies....by sum pea soup green skinny jeans, take a botox shot to the face and then live 4 years on the internet takimg your queues from a 30 year old spic that lives at home woth his mother.

That video will be worthless then!

i still cannot take u srs until u get ur name fixed. until then, it's ignore list for u

Ghost1 · 12-31-2013, 05:26 PM

Whatever excuse u need to put me on ur ignore list coward.

We both know u will still click on the read.reply button anyways....

Or even more likely not even put me on ignore at all.

Vintage hush.

veritas · 12-31-2013, 05:27 PM

VINTAGE BAGTH.

Swerve · 12-31-2013, 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uh-oh

how do you fall asleep at work?

did you put your head down? did you just slump over like a narcileptic?

but nah why would they take a picture? what do you do? were you holding him back from him doing his job?

I work in Quality Control/Quality Assurance for Food plants as a consultant.

Everyone left the room (the coworker who took the pic went to get breakfast or something stupid, which in itself is something that isn't done on work time) and I was reading a report from the CFIA on some new modernization act they were introducing in the spring. It was like 8 am, I got there at 5:45 am that day and didn't sleep well last night. It was cold as shit as the plant manager didn't turn the heat on yet since he arrives at 9. I had my coat on and was leaning to the side reading. Next thing I know, I'm waking up and he's snapping a pic.

I have handled the situation though. Should be good. Next time, I'll fall asleep in the shitter.

Witty · 12-31-2013, 06:24 PM

Really tho, just punch him in the face.

Srs.

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Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,801 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 82986458	Really tho, just punch him in the face. Srs. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

12-31-2013, 02:27 PM	#21
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,072 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899403	Don't fess up. What good does that do? Apologize to your coworker and ask him not to show your boss. Explain (or fabricate a story about) why you were so tired that one time. Stress it was once. Don't let him blackmail you, though. What does he gain by playing this card?

12-31-2013, 02:35 PM	#23
Batty that nigga Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: trailer house Posts: 2,739 Rep Power: 85899382	Alright no more fucking around... Don advice dictates that: Only dirt can neutralize dirt You gotta get something on him and then you got Biodome homeostasis.

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DLB COLTS GANG Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 2,379 Battle Record: 5-6 Rep Power: 0	talk to his wife and get some embarassing shit then b****mail him

12-31-2013, 04:36 PM	#27
DLB COLTS GANG Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 2,379 Battle Record: 5-6 Rep Power: 0	i was thinking i could either give him a plot to murder the guy or have him blackmail him and everyone lives trust dlb, i'm an elaborate guy

12-31-2013, 04:46 PM	#28
uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181417	how do you fall asleep at work? did you put your head down? did you just slump over like a narcileptic? but nah why would they take a picture? what do you do? were you holding him back from him doing his job?