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Location: fucka idiyote
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Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
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had a dream about split 8
and his winter tourney verse was absolutely bananas and i put on my eyepatch and contacted my team of degenerates (bwahaha, darth yoda, dull boy, void, zombie) and asked split 8 if he were interested in the avengers initiative. he absolutely crushed veritas. into dust.
have you ever dreamed about netcees? da big baby did. also eould you post a picture of you boning another chick on here but your peen partially showing? @anime_boners .
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01-12-2014, 09:46 AM
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Bisky-chama <3
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Wtf am I doing in this thread lol
Also no I would not post me having sex here rofl. the pic of me gettin sexy with an asian chick in my sig should be enough
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01-12-2014, 10:24 AM
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AND LET THE SWAYING COMMENCE.
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01-12-2014, 10:51 AM
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bags has dreamed about me super srs (please respect the srs tag)
probably stems from his boarding stat inadequacy
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01-12-2014, 11:11 AM
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I am.leading in 3 out of 4 statistical categories.
And dan was nearly begging me to be my friend in my dream.....i was like....dude....i need my space...ur neat and all.....but please chill w the high oressure friendship pitch.
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lol
bros. i dreamed about another boarder. but he was lame af in the dream. what a loser, right. haha.
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01-12-2014, 11:18 AM
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Itt pancake outlines the punchlines of my jokes.....if u were having trouble identifying them
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Yawns.....
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i was just pointing out how ironic your punchline was.
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01-12-2014, 11:20 AM
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THATS WHY IT WAS FUNNY. I INTENDED FOR THE IRONY. ITS MY FUNNY. NOT YOURS.
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Mad fucking dangerous.
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Does Wise Ways' sister count?
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01-12-2014, 11:34 AM
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Thats the 2nd time ive seen.u ref wise sister.......
Ive never seen.her. Pics or.gtfo
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Mad fucking dangerous.
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I don't think it was me last time, but he posted one in one of dead man's Open Mic verses.
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01-12-2014, 11:47 AM
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if the sister is the one holding the flowers..
welp. bye.
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01-12-2014, 11:51 AM
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Which ones his sister?
Id smash both
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the one on the right dresses like 1996 tho
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Lol. Six from blossom would still get railed. Trust.
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