The Commandments of The Fox

Fox the Tibetan Fox · 01-20-2014, 07:48 PM

1. Witty must immediately be made King of Netcees.
2. Bags must go back to school and learn to spell or have surgery to make his fingers smaller.
3. Aero must stop glorifying goats, you don't know what goats have done to my species and you would never say that word in front of a group of foxes at karaoke.
4. Split 8 and Mike Wrecka must fight to the death and then the winner must write a topical about it. This should include many feels.
5. Fig must stop being Mexican at once.
6. Ryan must stop ruining everything.
7. DG is a Queen, she must be protected by this community and one of you must become her husband to ensure her prolonged tenure on Netcees. Preferably Pancakebrah as he will treat her right. They must have many Delicious Brahs.
8. Bags is a faggot.
9. Masaii must personally employ Eddie when he loses his job due to nipples.
10. You must never take in vain the name of Fox the Tibetan Fox.

That is all.

You will never see me again.

Figgly Wiggly · 01-20-2014, 07:55 PM

Witty why

Certain · 01-20-2014, 07:58 PM

Fig doesn't even like tacos.

Ghost1 · 01-20-2014, 08:04 PM

Gone@3

Witty · 01-20-2014, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Figasaurus

Witty why

What?

I didn't log in to an alias and pretend to be a fox in order to make myself King of Netcees and find a husband for DG and then log out and come back as my Witty name and act like it wasn't me the entire time, why are you blaming me?

OH WELL I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO BE KING, THE FOX SAID SO GUYS.

trap. · 01-20-2014, 08:16 PM

Please get some fresh air. Forever.

Witty · 01-20-2014, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by trap

Please get some fresh air. Forever.

Shut up trap, u suck.

I heard you are gay.

Witty · 01-20-2014, 08:21 PM

Sorry trap, I didn't really.

I just got really hurt by your comment and I lashed out and implied you like to have sexual intercourse with men, nobody really told me that I made it up out of anger.

I wish we could be friends.

PancakeBrah · 01-20-2014, 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fox the Tibetan Fox

7. DG is a Queen, she must be protected by this community and one of you must become her husband to ensure her prolonged tenure on Netcees. Preferably Pancakebrah as he will treat her right. They must have many Delicious Brahs.

Witty · 01-20-2014, 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pancake

Sooooo.....

You're proposing tomorrow?

I'm so excited.

Fig can be bridesmaid.

Figgly Wiggly · 01-20-2014, 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Witty

Sooooo.....

You're proposing tomorrow?

I'm so excited.

Fig can be bridesmaid.

Ghost1 · 01-20-2014, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Witty

The fox does not have the ability to spell or write.

He is a fox.

So....imposter fox.... WHO R U REALLY?!?

PancakeBrah · 01-20-2014, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Figasaurus

Why.

Certain · 01-20-2014, 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bags

So....imposter fox.... WHO R U REALLY?!?

Agreed.

Fox the Tibetan Fox · 01-20-2014, 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bags

So....imposter fox.... WHO R U REALLY?!?

I move in mysterious ways.

Like DG in her latest video.

Don't become food.

You will never see me again.

trap. · 01-20-2014, 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Figasaurus

I'm not searching for the name of that movie.

Figgly Wiggly · 01-20-2014, 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pancake

Why.

You know why

Sn00p · 01-20-2014, 08:40 PM

lmao at that preying fox. lmao at #3.

Witty · 01-20-2014, 08:41 PM

Well I guess that answers your question bags.

NO MORE QUESTIONS, QUESTION TIME IS OVER.

Chyeahhh!!! · 01-20-2014, 10:42 PM

that fox in the sig looks overweight as hell b.

01-20-2014, 07:48 PM	#1
Fox the Tibetan Fox Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 10 Rep Power: 0	The Commandments of The Fox 1. Witty must immediately be made King of Netcees. 2. Bags must go back to school and learn to spell or have surgery to make his fingers smaller. 3. Aero must stop glorifying goats, you don't know what goats have done to my species and you would never say that word in front of a group of foxes at karaoke. 4. Split 8 and Mike Wrecka must fight to the death and then the winner must write a topical about it. This should include many feels. 5. Fig must stop being Mexican at once. 6. Ryan must stop ruining everything. 7. DG is a Queen, she must be protected by this community and one of you must become her husband to ensure her prolonged tenure on Netcees. Preferably Pancakebrah as he will treat her right. They must have many Delicious Brahs. 8. Bags is a faggot. 9. Masaii must personally employ Eddie when he loses his job due to nipples. 10. You must never take in vain the name of Fox the Tibetan Fox. That is all. You will never see me again. __________________

01-20-2014, 07:55 PM	#2
Figgly Wiggly Bam Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 456 Rep Power: 3636319	Witty why __________________

01-20-2014, 08:21 PM	#8
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,801 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 82986458	Sorry trap, I didn't really. I just got really hurt by your comment and I lashed out and implied you like to have sexual intercourse with men, nobody really told me that I made it up out of anger. I wish we could be friends. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

01-20-2014, 08:41 PM	#19
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,801 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 82986458	Well I guess that answers your question bags. NO MORE QUESTIONS, QUESTION TIME IS OVER. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

01-20-2014, 10:42 PM	#20
Chyeahhh!!! Saul Paul Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: remote location with a remote weapon station Posts: 6,398 Battle Record: 16-26 Rep Power: 1663348	that fox in the sig looks overweight as hell b. __________________ KNOW YOUR MAKER BEFORE YOU'RE MADE TO I know the ledge, his sister's a jumpoff

01-20-2014, 07:58 PM	#3
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,072 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899403	Fig doesn't even like tacos. __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.

01-20-2014, 08:16 PM	#6
trap. Senior Citizen Join Date: Aug 1997 Posts: 3,871 Battle Record: 4-3 Rep Power: 0	Please get some fresh air. Forever.

01-20-2014, 08:40 PM	#18
Sn00p General German Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 1,989 Battle Record: 26-12 Champed - Netcees Battle League (2x) - Line4Line Cypher Tourney - Back2Basics - Fight Night XLVI Rep Power: 15213750	lmao at that preying fox. lmao at #3.