-THE WINTER TOPICAL SECOND ROUND MAGAZINE- - Page 6

Certain · 01-21-2014, 05:14 PM

More like Kurt VonneG.O.A.T., am I right?

NYCSPITZ · 01-21-2014, 05:15 PM

VONNEGOAT

Witty · 01-21-2014, 05:35 PM

6.Be a sadist. No matter how sweet and innocent your leading characters, make awful things happen to them—in order that the reader may see what they are made of.

Yesssssss

Eŋg · 01-21-2014, 07:23 PM

oxford is weird. never see commas anywhere on the cobbled streets. lots of tourists. or foreign students. can't tell which. ameri***cents are horrific, though.

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Originally Posted by oats

My grammar is being the most good.

lol'd.

Split · 01-21-2014, 09:12 PM

american accents are pure

PancakeBrah · 01-21-2014, 09:38 PM

Except for the South. And New York. And Boston. And Chicago. And Minnesota/North Dakota. And some others.

I have a pure American accent, though. Pure as the driven snow.

uh-oh · 01-21-2014, 10:22 PM

word cake

word

i want to move to england. the times i've conversated with british chicks always left me with an i should impregnate them vibe. probably just because of the difference.

if i lived there my regular american voice, would probably just makes there pussys fall out.

i bet it works both ways.

because i want it too.

Split · 01-22-2014, 01:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Soulstice

Cool mag as always. If anyone is still interested in my whole topic fiasco, I thought the picture was a foot on the edge of the cliff. I glanced at it on my phone and never made my way back to the thread before I finished... oops

thats rough dude.. i hate writing on my phone for that very reason

accidentally hit back 2x trying to minimize the keyboard and see what you wrote? VERSE DELETED

Angkor · 01-22-2014, 06:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Soulstice

Cool mag as always. If anyone is still interested in my whole topic fiasco, I thought the picture was a foot on the edge of the cliff. I glanced at it on my phone and never made my way back to the thread before I finished... oops

well...this is certainly embarrassing - acting like i knew the meaning and all, lol. But in hindsight, it does make more sense with that picture; my apology. Still a dope verse, i thought.

And great job on the mag, duke.

Eŋg · 01-22-2014, 10:44 AM

i think english girls (the ones who can speak properly) feel american girls sound like bimbos. don't know about the men. can't see the yank accent being well-received. different strokes, though. i would say my accent is pure but wouldn't like describing it as such. sounds like something aristos would say.

PancakeBrah · 01-22-2014, 11:14 AM

Female bimbo-ism is our #1 export

Just Write · 01-22-2014, 11:33 AM

Hey guys sorry for my lack of votes ect. My 6 year old broke his leg so ive been pre-occupied but ill hit up the rest of the matches in the tourney. Good luck to everyone left

Witty · 01-22-2014, 02:30 PM

The Irish accent is well received everywhere.

Everyone loves us.

Until we get drunk and sleep with your daughters.

Even then, we just do a little jig, a wink, and a 'Top o' the morning to ya fella' and all is forgiven.

Certain · 01-22-2014, 02:45 PM

The Irish are OK, but Irish-Americans are the worst.

NYCSPITZ · 01-22-2014, 02:47 PM

man exotic bitches with that english accent sound sexy as fuck yo like fly indian bitches with english accents and shit. That irish shit just sounds retarded imo but it's playful and manly which I can see lots of women gravitating to

oats · 01-22-2014, 02:52 PM

nothing sexier than a good, thick, rural Chinese accent. except for maybe a nagging filipino tone, that really grinds my gears.

Certain · 01-22-2014, 03:01 PM

I've plotted out my verse and will write tonight.

I'm trapped in a Starbucks with an hour and a half until a news conference starts.

Why haven't you posted yet, @big baby?

Belle & Sebastian are inconsistent but pretty much amazing when they're on.

PancakeBrah · 01-22-2014, 03:05 PM

Thinking about doing DeviantArt for the next round.

NYCSPITZ · 01-22-2014, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Pancake

Thinking about doing DeviantArt for the next round.

plz do that

Witty · 01-22-2014, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Certain

The Irish are OK, but Irish-Americans are the worst.

No.

There are Irish people (People who live in/were born and raise in Ireland)

There are Americans (People who live in/were born in America)

Irish Americans are just Americans.

01-21-2014, 05:14 PM	#101
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,072 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899403	More like Kurt VonneG.O.A.T., am I right? __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.

01-21-2014, 05:15 PM	#102
NYCSPITZ SYRACUSE Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,033 Battle Record: 31-37 Champed - Write Night II - Alias Topical Tournament Rep Power: 4743544	VONNEGOAT __________________ UNIFIED THEORY

01-21-2014, 05:35 PM	#103
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,801 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 82986458	6.Be a sadist. No matter how sweet and innocent your leading characters, make awful things happen to them—in order that the reader may see what they are made of. Yesssssss __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

01-21-2014, 09:12 PM	#105
Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,904 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899395	american accents are pure __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com

01-21-2014, 09:38 PM	#106
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 13,052 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899406	Except for the South. And New York. And Boston. And Chicago. And Minnesota/North Dakota. And some others. I have a pure American accent, though. Pure as the driven snow. __________________ If I ventured in the slipstream Between the viaducts of your dreams Where immobil steel rims crack And the ditch in the back road stop Could you find me?

01-21-2014, 10:22 PM	#107
uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181417	word cake word i want to move to england. the times i've conversated with british chicks always left me with an i should impregnate them vibe. probably just because of the difference. if i lived there my regular american voice, would probably just makes there pussys fall out. i bet it works both ways. because i want it too. __________________ EVERYBODY I KNOW GOT WEED OR GOT POWDER BUT I AINT GOT EITHER. GOT ALOT OF DEMONS

01-22-2014, 10:44 AM	#110
Eŋg rhyme capsule. Join Date: Sep 2018 Posts: 2,146 Rep Power: 0	i think english girls (the ones who can speak properly) feel american girls sound like bimbos. don't know about the men. can't see the yank accent being well-received. different strokes, though. i would say my accent is pure but wouldn't like describing it as such. sounds like something aristos would say. Last edited by Eŋg; 01-22-2014 at 10:48 AM.

01-22-2014, 11:14 AM	#111
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 13,052 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899406	Female bimbo-ism is our #1 export

01-22-2014, 11:33 AM	#112
Just Write Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 1,709 Battle Record: 9-12 Rep Power: 4997614	Hey guys sorry for my lack of votes ect. My 6 year old broke his leg so ive been pre-occupied but ill hit up the rest of the matches in the tourney. Good luck to everyone left __________________

01-22-2014, 02:30 PM	#113
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,801 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 82986458	The Irish accent is well received everywhere. Everyone loves us. Until we get drunk and sleep with your daughters. Even then, we just do a little jig, a wink, and a 'Top o' the morning to ya fella' and all is forgiven. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

01-22-2014, 02:45 PM	#114
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,072 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899403	The Irish are OK, but Irish-Americans are the worst.

01-22-2014, 02:47 PM	#115
NYCSPITZ SYRACUSE Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,033 Battle Record: 31-37 Champed - Write Night II - Alias Topical Tournament Rep Power: 4743544	man exotic bitches with that english accent sound sexy as fuck yo like fly indian bitches with english accents and shit. That irish shit just sounds retarded imo but it's playful and manly which I can see lots of women gravitating to __________________ UNIFIED THEORY

01-22-2014, 02:52 PM	#116
oats Steel Cut Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 5,075 Battle Record: 19-10 Accomplishments - OM HOF (2x) Champed - Fight Night LXXXIV - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 79005425	nothing sexier than a good, thick, rural Chinese accent. except for maybe a nagging filipino tone, that really grinds my gears. __________________ You should be water

01-22-2014, 03:01 PM	#117
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,072 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899403	I've plotted out my verse and will write tonight. I'm trapped in a Starbucks with an hour and a half until a news conference starts. Why haven't you posted yet, @big baby? Belle & Sebastian are inconsistent but pretty much amazing when they're on. __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.

01-22-2014, 03:05 PM	#118
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 13,052 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899406	Thinking about doing DeviantArt for the next round. __________________ If I ventured in the slipstream Between the viaducts of your dreams Where immobil steel rims crack And the ditch in the back road stop Could you find me?