Rasputin was a G

Witty · 02-07-2014, 03:51 AM

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...miniature.html

Witty · 02-07-2014, 04:02 AM

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Their reports described Rasputin at various times as ‘very drunk’, ‘dead drunk’ and ‘overcome with drink’. Shortly after returning to his flat, the Man of God, known for his shunning of sleep, was back on the street.

A brief lie-down had set him up for his next trip, to his beloved ‘banya’, the bath-house where he would have his genitals soaped by one of the ‘little ladies’, as he called his female followers, after which they would thrash him with twigs. After this rousing session, he was ready for a brisk walk to the nearest church to renounce Satan. As he said repeatedly: ‘Without sin there is no repentance.’

The evening found him back home, where he finished off his 12th bottle of Madeira wine in as many hours, before receiving a visitor, a plump blonde called ‘Sister Maria’.

Lars · 02-07-2014, 07:00 AM

LMAO THE STORY OF MY LIFE TBH

Neighbor · 02-07-2014, 10:37 AM

Rasputin triple OG status

Plot · 02-07-2014, 11:20 AM

And he was apparently very hard to kill also.
They poisoned him, bashed him, shot him up, cut off his junk, dude was still alive, then they dragged him down to a pond and threw him in to drown him. The next day he was seen beneath the frozen layer of ice on the pond in the Christ pose.

...the Nagger · 02-07-2014, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Plot

And he was apparently very hard to kill also.
They poisoned him, bashed him, shot him up, cut off his junk, dude was still alive, then they dragged him down to a pond and threw him in to drown him. The next day he was seen beneath the frozen layer of ice on the pond in the Christ pose.

or they could have just shot him in the head

02-07-2014, 03:51 AM	#1
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02-07-2014, 11:20 AM	#5
Plot Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 1,376 Battle Record: 26-32 Rep Power: 1309741	And he was apparently very hard to kill also. They poisoned him, bashed him, shot him up, cut off his junk, dude was still alive, then they dragged him down to a pond and threw him in to drown him. The next day he was seen beneath the frozen layer of ice on the pond in the Christ pose.