NBL MAG WEEK 11

[Allen Knight]

NBL MAG WEEK 11
INTRO

Welcome u muthafuckas, this week was ok alot of nohoes but were working
on weeding that shit out, we have some dope sign ins blue bayou, bags, ht
black mask among others. me and sharp put this together for yah'll fags so
enjoy.




BATTLE REVIEWS

Champ: karaoke 9-0 vs nik-a 5-1
Jesus, this was as dope and close as a battle will get. I personally read it over a few times and went back and forth over who I thought won. Karaoke did a great job of personals that hit hard, even came with 3 Jordan lines that were all quoteable -. I thought his Finishline bar was LOTB. Nika was equally on point, his flipping tags line was dope as hell. Voters had it relatively even in quotes, with most giving Karaoke a slight advantage. In the end he won 12-2, and keeps up his undefeated streak.

Contender: destroyer 3-3 vs lotto smirk 4-4
This is one that I would’ve really like to see go down, but lotto was kept busy by real life obligations. The fact he got anything up is admirable, though it was below the 10 line minimum so Destro won by DQ. Destro was on point, anything I wouldn’t quote from him still hit pretty well. Lotto was understandably rushed, but he showed signs of getting outside the box that coulda made for a pretty sick battle.

Tictac 3-5 vs jimmy 2-1
Another mad close battle. Both guys had like equal amounts of hits, misses and played ideas, so it really came down to who’s hits were better. Most voters felt Jimmy’s facial Tic and creation debate lines overshadowed Tic, although his NBC and execution bars were done pretty well, and really showed him coming a long way in this league. Looking forward to seeing more from both, but Jimmy ended up winning 11-0 in a close one.

Tyler 1-0 vs god of war 1-1
This was a cool match but coulda been better, all things considered I still think it was slept on. Tyler didn’t come as well as he could’ve but still had a pretty good verse, the impractical jokers line was cool. GoW was on point though, just about everything hit, his directions and deadwood lines were dope. He got it 6-0 and moves on to a contender match.

Flossauraus 0-1 vs jonthedon 0-2
Close battle, both dudes were alright but had some fixing up to do. Floss had a few awkwardly worded spots and played ideas, but he kept it together decently. Jon was a little tougher to read and his verse really suffered for it. His purpose of floss line was solid, while Floss had a few more effective jabs. Both guys have plenty of room to grow and could definitely do a lot in the next few weeks, so looking forward to seeing more from both. Floss took it unanimously.

Sharp 1-1 vs script 0-1
Good battle, Scrypt. Scrypt kind of went for better flow than anything else - which I can appreciate cause if nothing else it means the verse reads kind of smoothly. His 9 on the waist and closer were pretty cool but done awkwardly. Most guys seemed to dig my beating a dead horse and found the verse consistent. If Scrypt kept that smooth read element to his verses and upped his game on concepts he could be a pretty entertaining battler, but for now I took it 11-0.





Top Punches

10. Jimmy vs. Tic Tac
Your girl loves Jimmy, kisses my neck and says I’m the best
So when I give her a facial Tic….It has nothing to do with her case of Tourette’s

9. Tettris vs. Figurative
It’s absurd you’re even here. Best advice is pack it…
Cuz Figure skating on thin ice…n my double axel slice you faggot

8. God of War vs. Tyler
your slut lets eryone hit it, that bitch is known to bed hoods
the only way we'd consider that pussy strikt, is cuz shes never seen dead wood

7. Hush vs. Malachi
When he rhymes it's clear in his minds not a clue
All u gotta do is look how mal function. It's obvious his brain gotta few

6. Destroyer vs. Lotto Smirk
des will destroy u. champ match? nah, I'm hurtin ur case
it's like I borrowed the Joker's blade the way I'm leaving smirk on his face

5. Karaoke vs. ill nik-A
Get a real job, the only things u can afford are Jordan's and pot
U've got a pension for swaying, sad thing is it's the only 1 that u've got

4. ill nik-A vs. Karaoke
Race talk can become a hairy situation I’ve seen son get bitter
but we all know ur ‘fade’ to black is more like a soup bowl cut on a wigger

3. Karaoke vs. ill nik-A
Every time u post a pic it looks like the buttons are popping
Hit the track & try getting to a Finishline when a pair Jordan's not dropping

2. ill nik-A vs. Karaoke
ur thought process is cheap; ur discussion & current event rhyme poorest
I mean u even flip other people’s tags… so I’m making u pay the price for it

1. God of War vs. Tyler
youve been the almost guy ur whole career, uve almost made the top
if we asked u for directions, theyd take us to right before our destination spot





POWER RANKS

1.KARAOKE


2.DESTROYER


3.GOD OF WAR

4. TETTRIS


5.HUSH


6.TYLER


7.DEFIANT


8.SHARP NINE


9. ALLEN KNIGHT



10. ORC/CTRLF4


HONORABLE MENTION...BLUE BAYOU...BAGS...HT





BATTLE OF THE WEEK

KARAOKE VS ILL nik-A


ILL nik-A

Race talk can become a hairy situation I’ve seen son get bitter
but we all know ur ‘fade’ to black is more like a soup bowl cut on a wigger
u’re on NC acting hood but cousin why don’t u prove ur type, bitch
unless Uncle Tom’s nephew is scared of postin his pic & not bein accepted by white kids
I’ll pretend too & let ur lies slide but homie get ur rhymes right
cuz those aren’t punches… I’m assuming it’s only a fist cuz u hate ur white side
ur thought process is cheap; ur discussion & current event rhyme poorest
I mean u even flip other people’s tags… so I’m making u pay the price for it
I’ll beat u at ur own game addressing ur nonsense besting ur process
cuz I’m sure u’ve entered the Bates Motel thread… fishing for the rest of ur concepts
I’ve got ur number… u know how many times I’ve bashed ur plans?!?
I’ve beaten u 7 times & u gonna need the 8th wonder of the world to even have a chance
Beating me? Pfft face ur inner demons pray now & hope
I'm not only gonna win this clean... I'm gonna shove sage down ur throat
I could either win or lose yes it's that simple
But uve set the bar so low there's no way I could be in limbo



KARAOKE

Hi...

Quote:
Originally Posted by ill nik-A
Niggaz don't know how to do dirt clean


When I was younger noone could see me
This Coke head thinks he's better than us but he's got people mislead
Only reason he's never been to jail is cuz they give the fiends rehab instead
If I were you, I'd be more focused on health
Only person wearing Jordan's at Jordan's age should be Jordan himself
Every time u post a pic it looks like the buttons are popping
Hit the track & try getting to a Finishline when a pair Jordan's not dropping
Innovator & Phuck are your pals, u'd meet real people if u tried a salad
The reason y u've got "No New Friends" is cuz ur the same size as Khaled
My verses got us to the tag semis, everyone said that was rape
Funny how I carried the team on my back yet ur the one bent out of shape
When's the last time you've lost a battle and not cried??
The downslope u've been on could make the ones in Sochi look like a park slide
Get a real job, the only things u can afford are Jordan's and pot
U've got a pension for swaying, sad thing is it's the only 1 that u've got
I've got a knack for winning and champing leagues without pulling strings
If I mention anything Nik knacks, I'd only be talking about useless things

Bye...




VERSE OF THE WEEK


KARAOKE

Hi...

Quote:
Originally Posted by ill nik-A
Niggaz don't know how to do dirt clean


When I was younger noone could see me
This Coke head thinks he's better than us but he's got people mislead
Only reason he's never been to jail is cuz they give the fiends rehab instead
If I were you, I'd be more focused on health
Only person wearing Jordan's at Jordan's age should be Jordan himself
Every time u post a pic it looks like the buttons are popping
Hit the track & try getting to a Finishline when a pair Jordan's not dropping
Innovator & Phuck are your pals, u'd meet real people if u tried a salad
The reason y u've got "No New Friends" is cuz ur the same size as Khaled
My verses got us to the tag semis, everyone said that was rape
Funny how I carried the team on my back yet ur the one bent out of shape
When's the last time you've lost a battle and not cried??
The downslope u've been on could make the ones in Sochi look like a park slide
Get a real job, the only things u can afford are Jordan's and pot
U've got a pension for swaying, sad thing is it's the only 1 that u've got
I've got a knack for winning and champing leagues without pulling strings
If I mention anything Nik knacks, I'd only be talking about useless things

Bye...

HONORABLE MENTION TO DESTROYER



NO SHOW SHINE


DESTROYER

des been doin this. I keep my punches & jabs tight
if lotto up & coming, it's under his sheets w/ a playboy & flashlight
I'm serious. cats see des & they run cuz they fear me kid
meanwhile, u got beat by jimmy, like ur girl just missed her period
des will destroy u. champ match? nah, I'm hurtin ur case
it's like I borrowed the Joker's blade the way I'm leaving smirk on his face
& I don't mean a fake smile, this dude's bars are straight vile
that's why my motto for lotto is the same as b rabbit's from 8-mile
think u got a chance @ this? think u can turn this battle into a killing?
ur not only the wrong man for the job, security is escorting u out of the building


HUSH

This a child vs a hustler.. I'll leave lil homie kilt
If he see powdery flakes they fall out aKellogg's box in a bowl of milk
We ain't friends or peers. That's straight honest
So Going hand to hand with your necks the only way I'll shake on it
U can't make it in this world, sadly ur lacking the heart clown
If this ain't a free win it's on clearance sale with a 99% markdown
I body bag everybody I battle. Pistol on me like ill shoot whoever
Only time you carry one is when you add nine and two together
When he rhymes it's clear in his minds not a clue
All u gotta do is look how mal function. It's obvious his brain gotta few

[Allen Knight]

BATTLE PREVIEWS


Champ - karaoke 10-0 vs destroyer 4-3
Nice champ match, kar has been on a teer lately an proved its not luck after beating Nik last week.
He has nice personals an current event punches his shit is on point right to now. Des dropped
Prolly one the best verses I've ever seen from him last week tbh. He's always solid but of he could
drop like he did last week here he has a chance of winning. This is gonna be close.
Ima say kar takes it but des can. Kar 55/45


Contender- God of war 2-1 vs Defiant 3-3
This has potential to be good but defiant seems rusty still. Gow still seems like he's on point
An he's a hall of famer u always have to drop dope verse him. He had a good verse last week
beating Tyler who's nice w / it. Def came off a no show but of he drops like he can an I seen
He can win but I got war taking the dub. 60/40 gow.


Sharp nine 2-1 vs alphabet 4-3
Close battle, both have bars but can be inconsistent too. Alphabet can be good but needs to
stays away from the played shit an sharp can be dope if he does the same...but latley he's been coming into his own style N its been effective this is a hard one ill say sharp wins he's a little more
Consistent but its close 55/45 nine


Tettris 2-0 vs plot 4-2
Plot is decent I seen some good.bars in his verse but his wording holds him back
Imo he needs to be more consistent here if he wants to win. Tettris is dope
An hasn't fell off or rusty imo last verses I seen of him be seems like he never left.
I got him winning but plot can make it close..Tett 70/30



Tyler 1-1 vs tic tac 3-6
Tic still working on his shit an Tryna get his wording an concepts down an Tyler
is good an he came back from a hiatus but he still good an creative he's only 1-1
cuz he had a tough battle w/ gow. I got him winning 70/30 Tyler


Hush 1-0 vs ctrlf4 5-1 pic battle
Gonna be a dope one. Ctrl is nice when he takes his time an doesn't key his shit
An hush is dope top he's a hall of famer an good at pic battles this will be a good
Fiunny battle both will make it good. Close but I got hush 60/40


Texcellence 2-2 vs lotto smirk 4-5
Both are still working one there shit an this is really close both have acouple good
Bars in there verse but need to work on consistency and concepts hard to pick here
Tbh its close but ima say lotto just by a little but text can take it. Lotto 55/40

Orc 4-1 vs tron 0-0
Idk who tron is hopefully he suprises but orc is hof an dope so he has to drop
Nice to make it close or win but I got orc 80/20

Ht 0-1 vs blue bayou 1-2
nice as battle looking forward to this one ht is nice w/ it an has bars for days
Blue is also dope af an he always brings fire this will be close if they show an aren't
to rusty maybe BOTW 50/50 can't choose a winner here

Bags 0-0 vs kwality 5-3
Bags is a faggot but he's good so w.e Phuck is kwality so this could be close
If bags is rusty but I don't thinking he is an Phuck isn't bad but drops a lot
Of played name plays he needs to stay away from that of he wants to win
But I got bags 60/40

Black mask 0-1 vs Scrypt 0-2
Last week Scrypt dropped decent not bad and black was good before he left but
I.haven't see him battle in a while this could be close but if black isn't rusty he
Wins but idk so this could be close. 55/45 black mask




WTF'S...
WTF AT ME HAVING TO REVAMP THE LEAGUE TO GET IT POPPING
WTF AT FAGGOT BAGS IN THE LEAGUE
WTF AT HT FINALLY BEING BACK
WTF AT KARAOKE MAY GO 14-0
WTF AT HUSHS TORNEY ACTUALLY GONNA WORK
WTF AT HUSH TELLING ME HE BRUSHES HIS DOGS TEETH W/ THE SAME ONE HE USES IN HIS MOUTH
WTF AT BAGS STILL ALIVE AN HASN'T GOT BLACK OUT DRUNK AN GANG BANGED TO DEATH BY BIG FOOT N A YETTI
WTF AT ALL THESE RB FAGGOTS THINKING WE CARE ABOUT THERE OPINIONS
WTF AT THEM ACCEPTING DIA AS A EQUAL
WTF AT BAGS STILL BREATHING MY AIR THIS MAKES ME MAD ENOUGH TO FIND WHERE HE LIVES AN RIP OUT THAT FAGGOTS LUNGS THEN SET HIS SISTER U TO COME TO HIS HOUSE AN FUCK HER WIT HIS SPIN TILL SHE LOVES IT.


OUTRO
nc is the wild wild west cant handle it go home. Yah better vote this week or Ill find every one of u an extinguish ur soul from the planet. Props to sharp for helping the mag. Shout out to bags moms sweet pussy I tore up last night. Ak out.

[Defiant]

Dope man props

[Ghost1]

LMAO

Thanks for the warm.welcome

[Tettris]

good shit Allen...props

[Orc]

nice my man

[Hush]

Thx for the hard work

[Tic]

Cool mag. Not easy to put all this together.

[Allen Knight]

Thanks yahll

Nice mag, Allen. Is it to late to sign in to NBL or nah?

[Allen Knight]

This week it is but not next go to the sign in thread.

Iight, bet. Thanks bro... I might sign in and shake this 8years of rust off, lol.

[Alphabet]

Originally Posted by Obnoxious

Iight, bet. Thanks bro... I might sign in and shake this 8years of rust off, lol.

do it puss puss.

and good mag, props for putting it together @Allen Knight @Sharp Nine

keep that shit up fuckers

[Bender]

Props

Btw @Sharp I know you only missed one week before but it was a sad sad week

Good mag fellas

Originally Posted by Alphabet

do it puss puss.

and good mag, props for putting it together @Allen Knight @Sharp Nine

keep that shit up fuckers

Calm that noise down.

[God Of War]

lmao@the wtf's

dope mag

[Alphabet]

Originally Posted by Obnoxious

Calm that noise down.

sign in brooo, might as well.. shit why not?

[King Karaoke]

Hi...

This was fire...

Bye...

I'm thinking about it, dawg. It is just a motivational thing.