03-24-2014, 12:21 PM | #1 |
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It's only fair to warn ...
I was born with a set of horns
And metaphors attached to my dang umbilical cord Warlord of rap that'll bash you with a 2 by 4 board And smash into your Honda Accord with a four door Ford But I'm more toward droppin' an acapella To chop a fella to Mozzarella worse than a helicopter propeller Got you locked in a cellar With your skeleton showing Developing anorexia while I'm standing next to ya Eating a full course meal watching you starve to death With an IV in your vein feeding you liquid Darvocet Pumping you full of drugs Pull the plugs on the gunshot victims full of bullet slugs Who were picked up in an ambulance and driven To Receiving with the asses ripped out of they pants And given a less than 20 percent chance of living Have a possible placement as a hospital patient Storing the dead bodies in Grandma's little basement Doctor Kevorkian has arrived To perform an autopsy on you while you scream "I'M STILL ALIVE!" Driving a rusty scalpel in through the top of your scalp And pulling your Adam's apple out through your mouth Better call the fire department I've hired an arson to set fire to carpet And burn up your entire apartment Classic Em for the day |
03-24-2014, 12:26 PM | #2 |
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So many topics by you.
Just...so many. They're all classics, too! |
03-24-2014, 01:11 PM | #3 |
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he was so much better when he was using
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03-24-2014, 01:16 PM | #4 |
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Someone crashes they piece of shit ford into my accord ima be pissed
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Bed stuy fly Bushwick sick East ny walk |
03-24-2014, 03:20 PM | #5 |
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03-24-2014, 03:56 PM | #7 |
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Meh. Cage > always & forever.
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03-24-2014, 06:52 PM | #8 |
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sort of true but not really.
they both have long careers that lack consistency but at their peaks are some of the best to ever do it. agent orange > anything eminem recorded pre-MMLP
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03-24-2014, 06:54 PM | #9 |
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dat horrorcore em
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03-24-2014, 08:41 PM | #10 |
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03-24-2014, 08:44 PM | #11 |
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Lold
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03-24-2014, 08:46 PM | #12 |
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also lold
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EVERYBODY I KNOW GOT WEED OR GOT POWDER BUT I AINT GOT EITHER. GOT ALOT OF DEMONS |
03-24-2014, 08:49 PM | #13 |
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Lol'd hardest
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03-24-2014, 08:55 PM | #14 |
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really tho
not saying sslp and infinite were wack at all. that one track is just doper dope. i am partial to that kinda shit though its definitely not the popular opinion.
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03-24-2014, 08:55 PM | #15 |
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Still lol'ing
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03-24-2014, 09:55 PM | #16 |
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I've been saying that 4 the longest.
and... ...walks in, and lol's
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03-25-2014, 12:30 AM | #17 |
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Some periods in life can't be overcome.
Him being better on drugs is like so many other classic artists that use. I.e. Every rock band ever.
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03-25-2014, 08:17 AM | #18 |
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Honestly...weed kicked in after I hit this thread and what I read between squintin' I liked, so good job Charlie.
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03-25-2014, 08:48 AM | #19 |
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some of it wasnt even a multi, wtf?
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