NO FAT CHICKS

CopyPat · 03-20-2014, 02:50 AM

I love me a petite chick, lovely with them C tits
Even comfy with them B tits, but nothing in that D shit
Jeeziz, I just wanna hump me a complete stick
I love it when they tummies lookin hungry cause I feed dick
Eat this, honey, little bunny actin sheepish
Running cause she keeps fit, stunning in them jeans, sick
Each slim babe got me cumming when I see ribs
And grease intake isn't something that these b's get
I frequent teen pink dot com, hot blondes
And these chicks need weight, eat steak? Not long
Please stay posh mommy, I see tank tops, yummy
But these babes not hungry, lean shaped, not chubby
She stays rock. Fuckin cheesecake? Nah buddy
Keeps weight off munching clean, straight, raw
Plus she be’s way hot, suck my D straight off
Bustin cream, spray sauce cause the BJ’s oncoming
These days all pudgy gals lookin gross
Beef face tall tubby round, it’s a no
De-flate off a hundred pounds from ya though
Then I semen-ate a solid liquid ounce in ya throat
I can’t picture no wife lookin like a walrus
But can picture so tight pussy with my sausage
Sandwiches? Oh my, put it in the garbage
Damn bitches, no guy couldn’t hit that mosh pit
Put it in the hospi-t-a-l
Cause that pussy get the trauma if she ain’t whale
But if it’s cookies and it’s chocolate, and she stays cow
Then I’m bookin it, I’m gone until she weighs down
Got a prepaid round the whole world trip
And a briefcase now, if ol’ girl go blimp
Ain’t no E-Bay accounts to bone no bitch
I don’t need PayPal, I’m a stone cold pimp.

Lars · 03-20-2014, 08:27 AM

ahahahahhaa dopesauce

Quote:

She stays rock. Fuckin cheesecake? Nah buddy
Keeps weight off munching clean, straight, raw
Plus she be’s way hot, suck my D straight off
Bustin cream, spray sauce cause the BJ’s oncoming

that section read bonkers to me with the whole back and forth rhyme, it might seem off to some on first read, but it isnt if you say the word 'buddy' in the right place

good to see you back bruh

GUESS WHO CHAMPED THE TOURNEY?!

Certain · 03-20-2014, 10:29 PM

Women are beautiful.

I'll read this tonight.

e11even · 03-20-2014, 10:34 PM

hilarious, but foul at the same time. Tyson will find you and bludgeon you with a rib roast.

tight piece tho. I might respond to it :)

YDK · 03-21-2014, 01:40 AM

lmao this was dope bro flow was sick as hell
the ending was perfect too awesome way to end such an original verse
good shit man keep it up

Nigma · 03-21-2014, 10:47 AM

Hahaha my man, guess this is the drop you were talking about. Top to bottom this was raw. Very interesting concept and you delivered quality on a line to line basis. Just givin this a quick feed before I head to work but will be back when I have more time, tiiiight verse

Wise Wiggles · 03-23-2014, 11:58 AM

I don't mind a couple extra pounds thh

Certain · 03-23-2014, 12:05 PM

This is very good. Sometimes the ridiculous complexity of your rhyme scheme can make for awkward wording, but it's never too bad. I read this as being meant for a slower performance, but it could work both ways. The carried-over rhymes were the highlight. None of it made me outright laugh, but there were plenty of clever moments.

CopyPat · 03-23-2014, 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Le Wise Ways

I don't mind a couple extra pounds thh

haha i know u don't! but how many extra is too many??? ur just a sucker for tig ol bitties. don't let them fool you!!

thx for the feeds bros

oats · 03-23-2014, 03:36 PM

I got nothing but love for the plumpers.

Wise Wiggles · 03-24-2014, 10:27 AM

If they got a sexy face and their ass is maintained they can get that work imo

e11even · 03-24-2014, 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Le Wise Ways

If they got a sexy face and their ass is maintained they can get that work imo

this.

Bender · 03-24-2014, 09:23 PM

I like the flow, there was some smooth rhyming and the topic stayed pretty consitant.

It was kinda sick at some points but funny. I mean you could have just took the concept of sex and shit and ran with it but you narrowed it down into sex with a very skinny woman and made the topic pretty much have a point. I am usually not offended easy but I thought some of this shit was down right foul lol. Good job at grossing out a sick fuck like myself hahah, please check out my shit

http://netcees.co/showthread.php?p=306393#post306393

Greed · 03-24-2014, 09:32 PM

Funny. But thick should be an option.

That she aint whale scheme reminds me of some of my older verses. I see you.

Exis · 03-25-2014, 05:27 AM

Lol...this was tight, your flow is awesome from top to bottom...scheme wise it's nice with it.Had alot of funny shit mixed in with great wit...I'm not gonna quote anythin' as I liked all of it, actually change that...LOVED all of it man.

Stay sick my friend.

CopyPat · 04-01-2018, 12:43 PM

yoooo gotta up this, certified platinum shit right here ahahaa

El Muffin · 04-01-2018, 03:39 PM

I completely agree

Petite bitches are where its @

I'm ruined . like ill fuck a thick bitch n have but the petite bitches I've fucked with that have a either high n tight ass or a lil small bubble on em are put on that pedestal

C cups. Yes

B . sure

D... Mmmm eh

big baby · 04-01-2018, 04:51 PM

fuck off

Geno · 04-02-2018, 06:31 AM

I just loled when i saw this in work cafe...

Each slim babe got me cumming when I see ribs

Lmao. Idk that shit made.me.lol out loud

03-20-2014, 02:50 AM	#1
CopyPat Mic Check Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Calgary Alberta Canada Posts: 707 Battle Record: 13-10 Rep Power: 3742222	NO FAT CHICKS I love me a petite chick, lovely with them C tits Even comfy with them B tits, but nothing in that D shit Jeeziz, I just wanna hump me a complete stick I love it when they tummies lookin hungry cause I feed dick Eat this, honey, little bunny actin sheepish Running cause she keeps fit, stunning in them jeans, sick Each slim babe got me cumming when I see ribs And grease intake isn't something that these b's get I frequent teen pink dot com, hot blondes And these chicks need weight, eat steak? Not long Please stay posh mommy, I see tank tops, yummy But these babes not hungry, lean shaped, not chubby She stays rock. Fuckin cheesecake? Nah buddy Keeps weight off munching clean, straight, raw Plus she be’s way hot, suck my D straight off Bustin cream, spray sauce cause the BJ’s oncoming These days all pudgy gals lookin gross Beef face tall tubby round, it’s a no De-flate off a hundred pounds from ya though Then I semen-ate a solid liquid ounce in ya throat I can’t picture no wife lookin like a walrus But can picture so tight pussy with my sausage Sandwiches? Oh my, put it in the garbage Damn bitches, no guy couldn’t hit that mosh pit Put it in the hospi-t-a-l Cause that pussy get the trauma if she ain’t whale But if it’s cookies and it’s chocolate, and she stays cow Then I’m bookin it, I’m gone until she weighs down Got a prepaid round the whole world trip And a briefcase now, if ol’ girl go blimp Ain’t no E-Bay accounts to bone no bitch I don’t need PayPal, I’m a stone cold pimp. __________________ My syllable count approximately a billion, bounce. You cannot compete. Last edited by CopyPat; 04-01-2018 at 12:41 PM.

03-20-2014, 10:29 PM	#3
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,072 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899403	Women are beautiful. I'll read this tonight. __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.

03-20-2014, 10:34 PM	#4
e11even V.V Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: . Posts: 2,076 Battle Record: 31-20 Rep Power: 6247256	hilarious, but foul at the same time. Tyson will find you and bludgeon you with a rib roast. tight piece tho. I might respond to it :) __________________ Ahem.

03-21-2014, 01:40 AM	#5
YDK ghost in the matrix Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Covington, KY Posts: 4,564 Battle Record: 14-25 Champed - Art of Writing League (x2) - Lime Green Poetry Association Rep Power: 8181109	lmao this was dope bro flow was sick as hell the ending was perfect too awesome way to end such an original verse good shit man keep it up __________________

03-21-2014, 10:47 AM	#6
Nigma The COAT... Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: BC, Canada Posts: 1,724 Battle Record: 28-20 Champed - Art of Writing League (x3) Rep Power: 4595810	Hahaha my man, guess this is the drop you were talking about. Top to bottom this was raw. Very interesting concept and you delivered quality on a line to line basis. Just givin this a quick feed before I head to work but will be back when I have more time, tiiiight verse __________________

03-23-2014, 11:58 AM	#7
Wise Wiggles nok Su kow Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,507 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 51788019	I don't mind a couple extra pounds thh __________________ "black as midnight..black as pitch blacker than the soul of the foulest witch"

03-23-2014, 12:05 PM	#8
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,072 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899403	This is very good. Sometimes the ridiculous complexity of your rhyme scheme can make for awkward wording, but it's never too bad. I read this as being meant for a slower performance, but it could work both ways. The carried-over rhymes were the highlight. None of it made me outright laugh, but there were plenty of clever moments. __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.

03-23-2014, 03:36 PM	#10
oats Steel Cut Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 5,075 Battle Record: 19-10 Accomplishments - OM HOF (2x) Champed - Fight Night LXXXIV - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 79005425	I got nothing but love for the plumpers. __________________ You should be water

03-24-2014, 10:27 AM	#11
Wise Wiggles nok Su kow Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,507 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 51788019	If they got a sexy face and their ass is maintained they can get that work imo __________________ "black as midnight..black as pitch blacker than the soul of the foulest witch"

03-24-2014, 09:23 PM	#13
Bender Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: Upstate NY Posts: 264 Battle Record: 11-5 Rep Power: 146916	I like the flow, there was some smooth rhyming and the topic stayed pretty consitant. It was kinda sick at some points but funny. I mean you could have just took the concept of sex and shit and ran with it but you narrowed it down into sex with a very skinny woman and made the topic pretty much have a point. I am usually not offended easy but I thought some of this shit was down right foul lol. Good job at grossing out a sick fuck like myself hahah, please check out my shit http://netcees.co/showthread.php?p=306393#post306393

03-24-2014, 09:32 PM	#14
Greed Raw Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 1,727 Battle Record: 21-40 Rep Power: 29975684	Funny. But thick should be an option. That she aint whale scheme reminds me of some of my older verses. I see you.

03-25-2014, 05:27 AM	#15
Exis ............ Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 3,938 Battle Record: 3-3 Rep Power: 0	Lol...this was tight, your flow is awesome from top to bottom...scheme wise it's nice with it.Had alot of funny shit mixed in with great wit...I'm not gonna quote anythin' as I liked all of it, actually change that...LOVED all of it man. Stay sick my friend.

04-01-2018, 12:43 PM	#16
CopyPat Mic Check Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Calgary Alberta Canada Posts: 707 Battle Record: 13-10 Rep Power: 3742222	yoooo gotta up this, certified platinum shit right here ahahaa __________________ My syllable count approximately a billion, bounce. You cannot compete.

04-01-2018, 03:39 PM	#17
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,693 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230532	I completely agree Petite bitches are where its @ I'm ruined . like ill fuck a thick bitch n have but the petite bitches I've fucked with that have a either high n tight ass or a lil small bubble on em are put on that pedestal C cups. Yes B . sure D... Mmmm eh __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

04-02-2018, 06:31 AM	#19
Geno White Earl Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Philly Cat. Posts: 12,330 Battle Record: 10-15 Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF (4x) Champed - Netcees Writers League - Write Week I - Write Week 8 Rep Power: 50036758	I just loled when i saw this in work cafe... Each slim babe got me cumming when I see ribs Lmao. Idk that shit made.me.lol out loud __________________ *-A.bove T.he R.est*