How the FUCK do any of you use online banking? For real, i've been trying for like 7 and a half hours to set my shit up right. Still nothing.

Baron Mynd · 04-29-2014, 02:17 PM

Oh, create a fucking username? Cool. I got you. Nah, that shit doesn't have enough characters. You want me to use up every goddamn fucking letter left in the alphabet and then some. Click. No, sorry, try again. Must have an absurd amount of numbers you'll never remember, and just to be a jackass, throw a special character or three in the mix. You one? good. How can I fuck with you even more... ahhh, here goes - Now I want a password. Not like that, with a capital letter. Try again, and with a number... And a special character. Is your shit looking as lengthy as a Tweet yet? Cool, now this might work... HAHAHAHA JUST KIDDING DICKHEAD, NOW WE'RE GOING TO CALL YOUR PHONE WHICH IS IN ANOTHER ROOM AND WITH NO BATTERY LIFE IN IT SO YOU CAN ENTER AN ACTIVATION CODE HAHAHA! Done that, finally? Great. Now if you could manually enter that username you don't remember, and that ridonkulous password, aaaaaaaaanddddddddddddd... the four digit activation code you just lost because your phone battery died when we called unexpectedly and your phone was in the furthest room from your laptop in the house. Okay, you've repeated all the above steps again, now try logging in. Page can not be displayed.

I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD YOU MUST BE KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW!

/RAGEQUIT

Ghost1 · 04-29-2014, 03:31 PM

This is the universe paying u back for all the accounts you made on nc.

Irony is a cruel whore

Witty · 04-29-2014, 03:40 PM

is irony ur sister?

Ghost1 · 04-29-2014, 03:43 PM

I WILL FUCK UR FACE WITH AN OTHER FACE

StarFaggot · 04-29-2014, 04:59 PM

The fact that you don't have online banking by now to me is the story.

Just Write · 04-29-2014, 07:16 PM

I keep all my cash in a dufflebag in the back of my closet.

uh-oh · 04-29-2014, 07:21 PM

yea i was gonna say YO its 2014 where have you BEEN

if i have to go to the bank physically there is something seriously wrong

deposit checks by phone

check balance on phone/pc

my money is fake as shit

Fig · 04-29-2014, 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Witty

is irony ur sister?

Wapow

e11even · 04-29-2014, 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fig

Wapow

that fuckin avi tho! tears.

Dude online banking is tedious setting up fa real. And once I set mine up, the bitch won't let me deposit $1,500+ checks til i'm a 6+ month member.

SUCK A DICK, BANK. SUQA MADIQ.

04-30-2014, 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Witty

is irony ur sister?

It use to be, now its ebony.

big baby · 04-30-2014, 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Masaii

It use to be, now its ebony.

@El Pancake where dat monkey dat play the drums

big baby · 04-30-2014, 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Masaii

It use to be, now its ebony.

@El Pancake where dat monkey dat play the drums

Baron Mynd · 04-30-2014, 02:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uh-oh

yea i was gonna say YO its 2014 where have you BEEN

if i have to go to the bank physically there is something seriously wrong

deposit checks by phone

check balance on phone/pc

my money is fake as shit

lmao I always just got either the wife or friends to buy my ebay shit and I gave them the cash for it

I don't even have a smart phone, the one I got is some old nokia that's special feature is the torch on the top haha!

04-30-2014, 02:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baron Mynd

lmao I always just got either the wife or friends to buy my ebay shit and I gave them the cash for it

I don't even have a smart phone, the one I got is some old nokia that's special feature is the torch on the top haha!

looool

But does it have a pull out antenna too?

Baron Mynd · 04-30-2014, 08:29 AM

lmao my shits like, a Nokia 108 or something

i need my boy @Destroyer to hook me up, yo

veritas · 04-30-2014, 08:40 AM

You need a life upgrade.

Dope girl · 04-30-2014, 08:45 AM

I never use information online, so idk how it work.

Dope girl · 04-30-2014, 08:46 AM

some of them not real & want too much infor.

Ghost1 · 04-30-2014, 09:53 AM

In a perfect world r9branda would give an Internet identity theft awareness lecture at my office that lasted 2 hrs.

Why u no do dis god?

04-29-2014, 02:17 PM	#1
Baron Mynd PROVEN BITER Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Wolverhampton, England Posts: 285 Rep Power: 0	How the FUCK do any of you use online banking? For real, i've been trying for like 7 and a half hours to set my shit up right. Still nothing. Oh, create a fucking username? Cool. I got you. Nah, that shit doesn't have enough characters. You want me to use up every goddamn fucking letter left in the alphabet and then some. Click. No, sorry, try again. Must have an absurd amount of numbers you'll never remember, and just to be a jackass, throw a special character or three in the mix. You one? good. How can I fuck with you even more... ahhh, here goes - Now I want a password. Not like that, with a capital letter. Try again, and with a number... And a special character. Is your shit looking as lengthy as a Tweet yet? Cool, now this might work... HAHAHAHA JUST KIDDING DICKHEAD, NOW WE'RE GOING TO CALL YOUR PHONE WHICH IS IN ANOTHER ROOM AND WITH NO BATTERY LIFE IN IT SO YOU CAN ENTER AN ACTIVATION CODE HAHAHA! Done that, finally? Great. Now if you could manually enter that username you don't remember, and that ridonkulous password, aaaaaaaaanddddddddddddd... the four digit activation code you just lost because your phone battery died when we called unexpectedly and your phone was in the furthest room from your laptop in the house. Okay, you've repeated all the above steps again, now try logging in. Page can not be displayed. I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD YOU MUST BE KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW! /RAGEQUIT __________________ PROVEN BITER

04-29-2014, 03:40 PM	#3
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04-29-2014, 04:59 PM	#5
StarFaggot Leave you flatlined. Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 5,110 Battle Record: 12-9 Champed - Site Diss 2013 - Tag Team Tournament III Rep Power: 0	The fact that you don't have online banking by now to me is the story. __________________ [B][CENTER][SIZE="5"] It's Aero join me at RAPBATTLES[/SIZE][/CENTER][/B]

04-29-2014, 07:16 PM	#6
Just Write Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 1,709 Battle Record: 9-12 Rep Power: 4997614	I keep all my cash in a dufflebag in the back of my closet. __________________

04-29-2014, 07:21 PM	#7
uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181417	yea i was gonna say YO its 2014 where have you BEEN if i have to go to the bank physically there is something seriously wrong deposit checks by phone check balance on phone/pc my money is fake as shit __________________ EVERYBODY I KNOW GOT WEED OR GOT POWDER BUT I AINT GOT EITHER. GOT ALOT OF DEMONS

04-30-2014, 08:29 AM	#15
Baron Mynd PROVEN BITER Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Wolverhampton, England Posts: 285 Rep Power: 0	lmao my shits like, a Nokia 108 or something i need my boy @Destroyer to hook me up, yo

04-30-2014, 08:45 AM	#17
Dope girl Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: I live in Florida Posts: 4,707 Battle Record: 3-8 Rep Power: 55521416	I never use information online, so idk how it work.

04-30-2014, 08:46 AM	#18
Dope girl Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: I live in Florida Posts: 4,707 Battle Record: 3-8 Rep Power: 55521416	some of them not real & want too much infor.