05-01-2014, 08:06 PM | #1 |
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9. Destroyer vs 1. King Karaoke - KAR WINS
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05-01-2014, 08:35 PM | #2 |
Bags will be avenged
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05-01-2014, 10:57 PM | #3 |
Stackin' wins...
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Hi...
In... Bye...
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05-08-2014, 09:36 PM | #4 |
Bags will be avenged
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compared to u, i'm the rookie, but i'm throwing rights, lefts and hooks...see
& none of my punches will miss kare cuz des is taking the life out this pussy i'll bury u on my own, i don't need assistance to get bitches or cop wins fuckin bags won't even help me, so i guess me & ur girl got that in common ur reign on the top will be short, cuz u are just a robber of sorts & ur name should be Isaiah Thomas... u take so many shots from the board des stays hectic in violent times, that's why i'm wrecking this guy with rhymes hear ur a male nurse, so when i'm done with u... u can check ur own vital signs des is old and scary, with golden swords to hold & parry i'm detour at a fucking gun rally, the way i take these blades & open kare des is a plateful, if u heard i'm soft, cats are telling fables u think u pushed the easy button before this battle, u gonna end up red, with staples Last edited by Destroyer; 05-08-2014 at 09:40 PM. |
05-09-2014, 10:06 AM | #5 |
Stackin' wins...
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Nike's wouldn't be sold to old dudes if it was up to me to choose Why be a sneaker head at 50? It's not like Jordan makes orthopedic shoes The hours behind that kiosk isn't bringing in any profits or yields You're nothing but a faggot, who's taken more balls to the face than Delino Deshields Can't get your bitch pregnant, u keep shooting blanks when you bone Must hurt signing people up for family plans when u can't have 1 of your own We've seen the pics of your crib, stop acting like the shit's to par When that disgusting hole in the wall might as well be in Strikta's bar You're trash, the reason y u've never topped the league isn't controversial Ur an old dude who'll never have a championship, u belong in that Foot Locker commercial Wife just turned legal, instead of clowning Tyson, we should be laughing at u I heard of robbing the cradle but damn u took the mobile and stuffed animals too Bye...
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05-10-2014, 12:25 PM | #6 |
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compared to u, i'm the rookie, but i'm throwing rights, lefts and hooks...see
& none of my punches will miss kare cuz des is taking the life out this pussy des is old and scary, with golden swords to hold & parry i'm detour at a fucking gun rally, the way i take these blades & open kare vs The hours behind that kiosk isn't bringing in any profits or yields You're nothing but a faggot, who's taken more balls to the face than Delino Deshields Can't get your bitch pregnant, u keep shooting blanks when you bone Must hurt signing people up for family plans when u can't have 1 of your own We've seen the pics of your crib, stop acting like the shit's to par When that disgusting hole in the wall might as well be in Strikta's bar Kar had some better personals that scored him the win, hole in the wall was lotb vote-kar |
05-10-2014, 08:34 PM | #7 |
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Vs Family plan, hole in the wall V kar Des came off weak |
05-14-2014, 10:14 AM | #8 |
The Bad Guys.
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Girl in common, open kare
Vs Hole in the wall, foot locker, closer V/karaoke, this was a dope battle honestly des Coulda took it w/ one more dope bar. I liked the karenameplays flip that was a fresh twist. But kars last half of his verse was fire hole in the wall was dope , good read Props to both on a dope battle.
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05-15-2014, 12:57 AM | #9 |
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Des- you started uninspired, nothing hit with the first half. But you progressively elevated,both flows depth and strength of punch. The final three bars might have been solid, but I don't know if that can make up for three opening bars that were soft as a full condom.
Kary- decent flow, but compared to your opponents multies it came off weak. The hits werent even stellar. Perfect example of stretched content for flows sake is.... "shits to par". I mean that's a reach bruhv. Vote des
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I'm tryna fuck like A-don-is TUPAC SHAKUR Last edited by Adonis; 05-15-2014 at 01:08 AM. |
05-20-2014, 03:06 PM | #10 |
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Vote King Karaoke, orthopaedic line was good.
Des, nice rhymes, and kudos on the young bitch, but King Karaoke's punches hit harder this time. |
05-23-2014, 08:58 PM | #11 |
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Miss Kare was a very good opener, a bit oddly worded but enough to suffice a good, solid opener, I had to re-read cause I didnt think you were capable of that, but great stuff. You had a few other dingers that impressed me here as well. Your diction really isn't the problem, and I'm sure you know your faults. My only complaint, and probably notable advice to give you, in terms of overall will is probably sometimes I thin you flesh out concepts with little forethought to them, or stick to it because it's what you happened to write at first. Lines like the miss kare line were obviously thought out more than the Isiah Thomas line, and that IT line seemed realllly generic and not thought out to its maximum. On the flipside, karaokee doesn't really give MUCH thought to his stuff, he just uses generic visuals from very recent topics to give off that zinger appeal which absolutely works for him. It's a take that I usually despise in text because it isn't really that thought out, in terms of a text punchline, but it works. I learned to like it. Every Kare line was a quotable. Very refreshing take. Faults I see here is that you don't incorporate much about your opponent in a more complex matter, and you rely heavily on your hilarity - (which works, don't get me wrong) but I think you can extend your repertoire by adding in a bit of everything (though, I admit it has been working for you, so I don't really see why you should switch up) Dope battle, don't think it was THAT close as some voters suggested. Karaokee has this fluid switch that he just relies heavily on, and that could be his downfall, but if he executes with that much potency, this late in the NBL, I mean it's pretty effective. Des came up a bit short imo, overdoing it a bit with the nameplay, and the less than average effort on some lines that I think he could have expanded on in like 2-3 instances. Remember, every line doesn't have to be a punchline. Kar uses hilarity and delivers a punchline type zinger, but they arent exactly punchlines, for the most part. Very diverse battle, but I'm casting my vote with Kar. GL thx for the read.
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05-23-2014, 08:59 PM | #12 |
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- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
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can't even think how some veterans can't type up short ass tiny verses with a few funny one liners for like 10 battles. Absolutely baffles me.
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05-24-2014, 02:46 PM | #13 |
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compared to u, i'm the rookie, but i'm throwing rights, lefts and hooks...see
& none of my punches will miss kare cuz des is taking the life out this pussy ur reign on the top will be short, cuz u are just a robber of sorts & ur name should be Isaiah Thomas... u take so many shots from the board des is a plateful, if u heard i'm soft, cats are telling fables u think u pushed the easy button before this battle, u gonna end up red, with staples Can't get your bitch pregnant, u keep shooting blanks when you bone Must hurt signing people up for family plans when u can't have 1 of your own We've seen the pics of your crib, stop acting like the shit's to par When that disgusting hole in the wall might as well be in Strikta's bar You're trash, the reason y u've never topped the league isn't controversial Ur an old dude who'll never have a championship, u belong in that Foot Locker commercial Wife just turned legal, instead of clowning Tyson, we should be laughing at u I heard of robbing the cradle but damn u took the mobile and stuffed animals too dope battle but i thought karaoke was more consistent... had to read it like 4 times but i think kar edges it but damn des came hard too v/kar |
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