06-10-2014, 07:31 PM | #1 | |
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NBL Season 7 Finals mini-mag
Introduction
Jesus, what a long season. What would normally take 20 weeks done in like twice that time. Thanks to the battlers that stuck around, and we're looking to have a dope finals all the same. Let's get to it. Top Punches In no particular order... Kwal!ty vs. Karpis Stealing the bars and still weak.. Are some roids next...? You better abort or il hide how I get rid of this kid... Worse then Floyd's ex Karpis vs. Greed & bring up that L like it means shit but we all know who’s better Homey ya neck has a hole that even Stritka wouldn’t pay $20 to enter Bender vs. Karaoke You should be ashamed of yourself, stop trying to be something that you’re not your girl is white too & the only bandz tha make her dance are seether and slipknot Destroyer vs. Karaoke compared to u, i'm the rookie, but i'm throwing rights, lefts and hooks...see & none of my punches will miss kare cuz des is taking the life out this pussy Karaoke vs. Destroyer We've seen the pics of your crib, stop acting like the shit's to par When that disgusting hole in the wall might as well be in Strikta's bar Alvin Karpis vs. Kwality 2nd round murder, covered in blood you’ll get snuffed when I pull it You’ll see I’m a Wizard w/ the heat & that Gortat you not to fuck w/ my bullets ill nik-A vs. strikta but why panic? how the fuck does this guy manage if talent speaks for itself… urs has a mouth fold & an amputee translating ur sign language Strikta vs. ill nik-A No honor dude.. & faggot.. I'ma leave u dead, I promise u Ur just a spic that needs to come out da closet like Fez in Donna's room Karaoke vs. Bender Still reeling from the divorce, probably let another pig snatch your chick It's ironic that ur a 911 operator when shes the 1 who dispatched u quick Battle of the Postseason Destroyer compared to u, i'm the rookie, but i'm throwing rights, lefts and hooks...see & none of my punches will miss kare cuz des is taking the life out this pussy i'll bury u on my own, i don't need assistance to get bitches or cop wins fuckin bags won't even help me, so i guess me & ur girl got that in common ur reign on the top will be short, cuz u are just a robber of sorts & ur name should be Isaiah Thomas... u take so many shots from the board des stays hectic in violent times, that's why i'm wrecking this guy with rhymes hear ur a male nurse, so when i'm done with u... u can check ur own vital signs des is old and scary, with golden swords to hold & parry i'm detour at a fucking gun rally, the way i take these blades & open kare des is a plateful, if u heard i'm soft, cats are telling fables u think u pushed the easy button before this battle, u gonna end up red, with staples Karaoke Hi... Nike's wouldn't be sold to old dudes if it was up to me to choose Why be a sneaker head at 50? It's not like Jordan makes orthopedic shoes The hours behind that kiosk isn't bringing in any profits or yields You're nothing but a faggot, who's taken more balls to the face than Delino Deshields Can't get your bitch pregnant, u keep shooting blanks when you bone Must hurt signing people up for family plans when u can't have 1 of your own We've seen the pics of your crib, stop acting like the shit's to par When that disgusting hole in the wall might as well be in Strikta's bar You're trash, the reason y u've never topped the league isn't controversial Ur an old dude who'll never have a championship, u belong in that Foot Locker commercial Wife just turned legal, instead of clowning Tyson, we should be laughing at u I heard of robbing the cradle but damn u took the mobile and stuffed animals too Bye... KAR WINS 5-0 Verse of the Postseason Alvin Karpis vs. Kwal!ty yo I saw the tags, then your pic, and it has me forever grinning Cuz it’s ironic us going head to head is the only battle you’re ever winning He’ll tell you he seldom raps & he’s not the guy to embellish facts & he didn't duck destroyer or get clowned off a site he was never welcomed at That dome is fuckin huge and I’m surprised at the amount of space Every time you type “SMH” I can imagine the sweat pouring down ya face Plus typing..like..this..is..fuckin..lame, stop thinkin it’s hot Homey you’ll never be Bigg K just cuz you’re the King of the Dots 2nd round murder, covered in blood you’ll get snuffed when I pull it You’ll see I’m a Wizard w/ the heat & that Gortat you not to fuck w/ my bullets My shits harder & for the dishonor you’ll get slaughtered I’ll merk you w/out a trace cuz I never forget the gloves like Bridgewater One look at ya pic and I was like shit homey is dead I bet ya father called 100 of vic’s cousins just to put a roof over ya head Outro In a word, this season was inconsistent. Inconsistent on both sides (battling and modding) which I take plenty of responsibility for. But at the same time, this whole season was kinda weird especially compared to just about every other season before it. Discussion was live with talk about how dead text was while the league needed like 4 more votes to get to the next week and half the guys with experience would sign out for a month every time they lost a battle. But an earnest thanks to all the battlers/voters that consistently showed when they were around (to name a few): @King Karaoke @Bender @Adonis @Greed @Allen Knight @CtrlF4 @KwaL!ty @Tic Tac @ill nik-A @Tettris @Lotto Smirk @Destroyer @Amen @Plot I'm sure I didnt get everyone, but thanks to all those who did participate and vote. Either way, go re-read karaoke's interview in the opening playoff mag and hopefully i'll see you all in some other battles |
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06-10-2014, 09:58 PM | #2 |
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& bring up that L like it means shit but we all know who’s better
Homey ya neck has a hole that even Stritka wouldn’t pay $20 to enter rofl and word at the outro... |
06-13-2014, 07:31 PM | #3 |
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ha good shit on taking ya time to get this up
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