Line For Line Cypher: Session I

UserName · 01-23-2013, 08:09 PM

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INTRO:

Welcome to Line For Line. While this tourney is run inside of B2B, please believe, it's entirely separate. There will be 4 sessions, and deadlines for submissions and voting will be the same as B2B's are. The top 2 vote earners of each session will advance to the final 5th session, where all 8 will compete. Winner gets to face the champion of B2B for the first shot at the title in the new AOBL. B2B's winner will be #1, L4L's winner will be #2.

RULES:

Very few rules, however...

READ THIS, KNOW THIS, MEMORIZE THIS.

6 lines MAX per post. you can only post back to back 3 times, after which you must wait for another competitor to drop a verse before continuing.

THIS WILL BE HEAVILY ENFORCED.
-3 votes per extra post.
-1 vote for every line you go over 6 (remember, it's 6 PER post).
I don't care if you dropped 3 consecutive verses, one being 10 lines and the other two being 4 lines - your 10 line post is going to cost you 4 votes. Don't cry about the "total being the same, either way".

Seem strict? Good, follow the rules.

Verses Due Sunday, 11:59 PM Pacific Time
Votes Due Wednesday, 11:59 PM Pacific Time

Go at it.

Joe Metts · 01-23-2013, 08:45 PM

Ayo. user fat and lazy, his mom gets mad at how much dude is shittin
but she don't know the toilet is just his rest stop inbetween his bedroom n the kitchen

Joe Metts · 01-23-2013, 08:47 PM

Yall should be scared of what metts rhymes, queers
cuz im battling immaculate aka i can use all my best lines here

Sn00p · 01-23-2013, 09:02 PM

metts. go on a diet, b. doesn't it suck to cry every time u eat?
& let's be honest...when did u last find urself a spot playing hide & seek?

Joe Metts · 01-23-2013, 09:05 PM

Allen Knight and Nika are faggots. Never held a gun or a weapon
its ironic cuz if you combined allen and niks old ass youd get an ak47

Joe Metts · 01-23-2013, 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sn00p

metts. go on a diet, b. doesn't it suck to cry every time u eat?
& let's be honest...when did u last find urself a spot playing hide & seek?

Im about to expose this snitch. Straight downing what u posting bitch
if snoop say he better then me, then snoop lion on some Calvin Broadus shit

UserName · 01-23-2013, 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe Metts

Ayo. user fat and lazy, his mom gets mad at how much dude is shittin
but she don't know the toilet is just his rest stop inbetween his bedroom n the kitchen

you wanna discuss fat? keep clownin', hooker
your face is like a hamburger bun dipped in powdered sugar
his feelings are hurt, fuck it, i'll leave him in dirt
you haven't felt this suffocated since you tried on a medium shirt

Sn00p · 01-23-2013, 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe Metts

Im about to expose this snitch. Straight downing what u posting bitch
if snoop say he better then me, then snoop lion on some Calvin Broadus shit

didn't u duck me in the alias tourney as moe jetts?

listen. if i take the sniper & aim, u go right to heaven
cuz when I look thru the scope, i'll have jetts in the center like 9/11
plus i tried to make him build a blunt, but this man's forsaken
so if u see MJ rolled here...it's cuz that's his only means of transportation

Sn00p · 01-23-2013, 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe Metts

Im about to expose this snitch. Straight downing what u posting bitch
if snoop say he better then me, then snoop lion on some Calvin Broadus shit

u probly meant 'than'... wow, u're a worthless clown
i haven't seen e/a used worse since u claimed NFL '13 for ps3 was ur way of working out

Sn00p · 01-23-2013, 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UserName

you wanna discuss fat? keep clownin', hooker
your face is like a hamburger bun dipped in powdered sugar
his feelings are hurt, fuck it, i'll leave him in dirt
you haven't felt this suffocated since you tried on a medium shirt

nerd bitch. we know what the substance of ur world is...
it's not hard to tell text is ur life, when calefaction slept on ur couch before a girl did

bleak · 01-23-2013, 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sn00p

nerd bitch. we know what the substance of ur world is...
it's not hard to tell text is ur life, when calefaction slept on ur couch before a girl did

This ether I'm texting... Is legendary. I trample and crush him.
He'll be reaching for connections worse than Camp in discussion.

Sn00p · 01-23-2013, 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bleak

This ether I'm texting... Is legendary. I trample and crush him.
He'll be reaching for connections worse than Camp in discussion.

what are u talking about, kid? that front is nonsense
the only 'camp in discussion' i've seen is the base from which u go out hunting concepts

bleak · 01-23-2013, 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sn00p

what are u talking about, kid? that front is nonsense
the only 'camp in discussion' i've seen is the base from which u go out hunting concepts

This nazi thinks his infantry is half as nice?
When I kill your internet career, send it to the Second Afterlife.

Geno · 01-23-2013, 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bleak

This nazi thinks his infantry is half as nice?
When I kill your internet career, send it to the Second Afterlife.

What the fuck kind of garbage is this? Awful as shit
this nigga beat on boards, shoulda been a carpenter bitch

bleak · 01-23-2013, 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Genocide

What the fuck kind of garbage is this? Awful as shit
this nigga beat on boards, shoulda been a carpenter bitch

They call me bleak the Builder, cause I ride around wit hammers.
They call you a faggot. cause you're sliding down the Tanner. bitch

Geno · 01-23-2013, 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bleak

They call me bleak the Builder, cause I ride around wit hammers.
They call you a faggot. cause you're sliding down the Tanner. bitch

No ones buying that shit, its a terrible act
Only barrel with your name on it is a barrel of laughs

bleak · 01-23-2013, 10:31 PM

A barrel of laughs? Wow. Hopefully you'll change your luck quick.
Take a walk, think about it. Come back and tell us what you came up wit

Allen Knight · 01-23-2013, 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe Metts

Allen Knight and Nika are faggots. Never held a gun or a weapon
its ironic cuz if you combined allen and niks old ass youd get an ak47

metts u stay d/r me yah huge faggot, i'd call u a lame in ur house
u must have a oral fixation wit me, cuz even wen im not around my names in ur mouth
stfu u ugly ginger pot belly pig, all u do is eat yah buggin dude
i'd give u the cross face chicken wing but u had hissy fit wen u found out it wasn't food

Sn00p · 01-23-2013, 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Allen Knight

metts u stay d/r me yah huge faggot, i'd call u a lame in ur house
u must have a oral fixation wit me, cuz even wen im not around my names in ur mouth
stfu u ugly ginger pot belly pig, all u do is eat yah buggin dude
i'd give u the cross face chicken wing but u had hissy fit wen u found out it wasn't food

everyone remembers how i beat u like 10-zip in the survivor. i bet u, dawg
that win over u was so flawless, ur spelling is still looking at the thread in awe

bleak · 01-23-2013, 10:53 PM

rofl

01-23-2013, 08:09 PM	#1
UserName K I N G Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 685 Battle Record: 15-10 Rep Power: 3228862	Line For Line Cypher: Session I Banner Coming Soon <insert here> INTRO: Welcome to Line For Line. While this tourney is run inside of B2B, please believe, it's entirely separate. There will be 4 sessions, and deadlines for submissions and voting will be the same as B2B's are. The top 2 vote earners of each session will advance to the final 5th session, where all 8 will compete. Winner gets to face the champion of B2B for the first shot at the title in the new AOBL. B2B's winner will be #1, L4L's winner will be #2. RULES: Very few rules, however... READ THIS, KNOW THIS, MEMORIZE THIS. 6 lines MAX per post. you can only post back to back 3 times, after which you must wait for another competitor to drop a verse before continuing. THIS WILL BE HEAVILY ENFORCED. -3 votes per extra post. -1 vote for every line you go over 6 (remember, it's 6 PER post). I don't care if you dropped 3 consecutive verses, one being 10 lines and the other two being 4 lines - your 10 line post is going to cost you 4 votes. Don't cry about the "total being the same, either way". Seem strict? Good, follow the rules. Verses Due Sunday, 11:59 PM Pacific Time Votes Due Wednesday, 11:59 PM Pacific Time Go at it.

01-23-2013, 08:45 PM	#2
Joe Metts Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Hanover, PA Posts: 2,760 Battle Record: 14-6 Rep Power: 18112000	Ayo. user fat and lazy, his mom gets mad at how much dude is shittin but she don't know the toilet is just his rest stop inbetween his bedroom n the kitchen

01-23-2013, 08:47 PM	#3
Joe Metts Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Hanover, PA Posts: 2,760 Battle Record: 14-6 Rep Power: 18112000	Yall should be scared of what metts rhymes, queers cuz im battling immaculate aka i can use all my best lines here

01-23-2013, 09:02 PM	#4
Sn00p General German Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 1,989 Battle Record: 26-12 Champed - Netcees Battle League (2x) - Line4Line Cypher Tourney - Back2Basics - Fight Night XLVI Rep Power: 15213750	metts. go on a diet, b. doesn't it suck to cry every time u eat? & let's be honest...when did u last find urself a spot playing hide & seek?

01-23-2013, 09:05 PM	#5
Joe Metts Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Hanover, PA Posts: 2,760 Battle Record: 14-6 Rep Power: 18112000	Allen Knight and Nika are faggots. Never held a gun or a weapon its ironic cuz if you combined allen and niks old ass youd get an ak47