R2: Richard Schwartz vs. Balance [RICHARD SCHWARTZ ADVANCES - NO SHOW]

King Ra. · 08-02-2014, 08:30 PM

Verses are due Friday, August 8th, 2:59 a.m. Eastern Time.
No Extensions. No Exceptions.

Verses must be a minimum of 10 lines or a maximum of 48 lines or 650 words.

Votes are due Sunday, August 10th, 2:59 a.m. Eastern Time.

View other rules: HERE

TOPIC:

Ubi concordia, ibi victoria.
"Where there is unity, there is the victory."

@Richard Schwartz @Balance

Good luck to both competitors.

Richard Schwartz · 08-03-2014, 07:04 PM

I can't find my glasses

Balance · 08-04-2014, 02:59 PM

I can't find my dick.

Richard Schwartz · 08-09-2014, 02:04 AM

Do you remember me? My name is Joey Fatone
What I’m doing with my life these days…. Nobody knows
See, back in ‘01 I was a bottomless pit of awesomeness
Back when chicks had glossy lips, and dudes had frosted tips
My group was NSYNC, a boy band that was sexy and careless
And I was the fat one, who made us seem less threatening to parents
But I ain’t mad, sure ‘nuff we would attract pure sluts…
Who fucked Timberlake while I jerked off in the back of the tour bus
Yea, he was stackin’ the greenbacks, and banged Cameron Diaz
But one time I fingered her ugly cousin in the back of a Fiat
So re-lax…

Those were the days, now it’s touchy cuz I’m fat, broke and ugly
Trust me, it ain’t funny, even Lance Bass wouldn’t fuck me
See, teens used to bop to the jingles of our popular singles
Now my face is constantly wrinkled and I can’t stop eating Pringles
NSYNC was hard from the start, hit songs tearin’ up the charts
Now these clogged arteries are straight Tearin’ Up My Heart
We brought the love and the romance to make the chunkies wanna dance
Now the only thing that’s gonna Pop is the button on my pants
My face? That shit is the ether, I been hittin chicks with some seizures
Cuz God Must Have Spent a Little More Time on my hideous features
Plus my bank account is empty and now nuthin’ll bring it back
That’s why I’ll suck your dick for a Hamilton… No Strings Attached

Plus now I’m straight leasin’… homey I can’t buy my ride
Ever since my credit score went Bye Bye Bye
Yea, I’m a fat greasy Italian, I beg you, try and hate me, please
Cuz at the the end of the day, at least I ain’t this faggot from 98 Degrees

08-02-2014, 08:30 PM	#1
King Ra. The Throne, The Crown Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,667 Battle Record: 21-35 Rep Power: 1932960	R2: Richard Schwartz vs. Balance [RICHARD SCHWARTZ ADVANCES - NO SHOW] Verses are due Friday, August 8th, 2:59 a.m. Eastern Time. No Extensions. No Exceptions. Verses must be a minimum of 10 lines or a maximum of 48 lines or 650 words. Votes are due Sunday, August 10th, 2:59 a.m. Eastern Time. View other rules: HERE TOPIC: Ubi concordia, ibi victoria. "Where there is unity, there is the victory." @Richard Schwartz @Balance Good luck to both competitors. __________________ Vetwork, bitches. Last edited by Adonis; 08-09-2014 at 04:00 AM.

08-03-2014, 07:04 PM	#2
Richard Schwartz Member Join Date: Jul 2014 Posts: 65 Rep Power: 3707154	I can't find my glasses

08-04-2014, 02:59 PM	#3
Balance Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2014 Posts: 9 Rep Power: 0	I can't find my dick.

08-09-2014, 02:04 AM	#4
Richard Schwartz Member Join Date: Jul 2014 Posts: 65 Rep Power: 3707154	Do you remember me? My name is Joey Fatone What I’m doing with my life these days…. Nobody knows See, back in ‘01 I was a bottomless pit of awesomeness Back when chicks had glossy lips, and dudes had frosted tips My group was NSYNC, a boy band that was sexy and careless And I was the fat one, who made us seem less threatening to parents But I ain’t mad, sure ‘nuff we would attract pure sluts… Who fucked Timberlake while I jerked off in the back of the tour bus Yea, he was stackin’ the greenbacks, and banged Cameron Diaz But one time I fingered her ugly cousin in the back of a Fiat So re-lax… Those were the days, now it’s touchy cuz I’m fat, broke and ugly Trust me, it ain’t funny, even Lance Bass wouldn’t fuck me See, teens used to bop to the jingles of our popular singles Now my face is constantly wrinkled and I can’t stop eating Pringles NSYNC was hard from the start, hit songs tearin’ up the charts Now these clogged arteries are straight Tearin’ Up My Heart We brought the love and the romance to make the chunkies wanna dance Now the only thing that’s gonna Pop is the button on my pants My face? That shit is the ether, I been hittin chicks with some seizures Cuz God Must Have Spent a Little More Time on my hideous features Plus my bank account is empty and now nuthin’ll bring it back That’s why I’ll suck your dick for a Hamilton… No Strings Attached Plus now I’m straight leasin’… homey I can’t buy my ride Ever since my credit score went Bye Bye Bye Yea, I’m a fat greasy Italian, I beg you, try and hate me, please Cuz at the the end of the day, at least I ain’t this faggot from 98 Degrees