The ROAST OF SHA AKA GAMBLE - Page 12

~RustyGunZ~ · 03-29-2013, 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sharp Nine

Sells handwoven scarves in nightclub bathrooms

lmaaao this bodied me

bleak · 03-29-2013, 11:49 AM

Leading stockholder in YOLO Ent.

Sharp · 03-29-2013, 11:56 AM

Considered an innovator in the field of math puns

Split · 03-29-2013, 11:57 AM

Cowriting the BET reality show Black Eye for the White Guy

considers the benefits of all weather tires to be perfectly acceptable pillow talk

If love his a drug, the texture of his palms is a DB Mart one hitter

Split · 03-29-2013, 12:01 PM

The material used to make synthetic school bus pleather was inspired by his solo in the fifth grade school production of Bye Bye Birdie

dips huevos rancheros in skim milk

has driven to every landmark mentioned in Death Cab for Cutie's discography

Split · 03-29-2013, 12:03 PM

wrote his admissions essay to Harvard about his passion for erasable pens

bleak · 03-29-2013, 12:04 PM

Keeps a Siracha bottle handy at all times, for various chips and crackers.

yo that all purpose tire shit murdered me.

Mike Wrecka · 03-29-2013, 12:11 PM

grew up in a town full of caucasians and was still the whitest kid in school

Xces · 03-29-2013, 12:12 PM

This dude jerks off to re-runs of That's So Raven with his little sisters gym socks

Mike Wrecka · 03-29-2013, 12:15 PM

described in cocktail terms Sha is a perfect mix of Kendrick Lamar and Mr. Rogers, with just a splash of McLovin

Split · 03-29-2013, 12:44 PM

Licensed to twill

Witty · 03-29-2013, 01:21 PM

He isn't Gamble lol

~RustyGunZ~ · 03-29-2013, 02:47 PM

@Witty i pointed that out to them in the first page haha but it did not stop the roast

turned out well either way

~RustyGunZ~ · 03-29-2013, 02:49 PM

wove a unity quilt for him and his homeboys after the arcade fire vs skyzoo debate of 2008

~RustyGunZ~ · 03-29-2013, 02:50 PM

considers quest love a traitor for joining late night with jimmy fallon

~RustyGunZ~ · 03-29-2013, 02:52 PM

knits hackysacks in the quad while listening to j cole via beats by dre

Vulgar · 03-29-2013, 04:03 PM

works in a cauliflower dojo

super pimp trillionaire · 03-29-2013, 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Knucklehead

has a malcolm x tramp stamp

Idgaf. Post of the roast.

Mike Wrecka · 03-29-2013, 08:38 PM

got front row Jodeci concert tickets for his bar mitzvah

Vulgar · 03-29-2013, 08:40 PM

Gusmao the picklejuice man

03-29-2013, 11:57 AM	#224
Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,904 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899395	Cowriting the BET reality show Black Eye for the White Guy considers the benefits of all weather tires to be perfectly acceptable pillow talk If love his a drug, the texture of his palms is a DB Mart one hitter __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com

03-29-2013, 12:01 PM	#225
Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,904 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899395	The material used to make synthetic school bus pleather was inspired by his solo in the fifth grade school production of Bye Bye Birdie dips huevos rancheros in skim milk has driven to every landmark mentioned in Death Cab for Cutie's discography __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com

03-29-2013, 12:03 PM	#226
Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,904 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899395	wrote his admissions essay to Harvard about his passion for erasable pens __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com

03-29-2013, 12:11 PM	#228
Mike Wrecka WOW Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,524 Battle Record: 29-25 Champed - Writing Challenge League I Rep Power: 82779335	grew up in a town full of caucasians and was still the whitest kid in school __________________ A.bove T.he R.est

03-29-2013, 12:15 PM	#230
Mike Wrecka WOW Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,524 Battle Record: 29-25 Champed - Writing Challenge League I Rep Power: 82779335	described in cocktail terms Sha is a perfect mix of Kendrick Lamar and Mr. Rogers, with just a splash of McLovin __________________ A.bove T.he R.est

03-29-2013, 12:12 PM	#229
Xces Member Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 66 Battle Record: 2-0 Rep Power: 35	This dude jerks off to re-runs of That's So Raven with his little sisters gym socks

03-29-2013, 12:44 PM	#231
Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,904 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899395	Licensed to twill __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com

03-29-2013, 01:21 PM	#232
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,801 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 82986458	He isn't Gamble lol __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

03-29-2013, 02:47 PM	#233
~RustyGunZ~ (ง'̀-'́)ง Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 15,853 Battle Record: 52-28 Accomplishments -50+ wins Champed -Summer Classic VIII -Netcees Battle League -BA Picture -BA TagTeam -Fight Night Cypher I -Fight Night XXXV -Key Grand Prix 2018 1/2 Rep Power: 85899403	@Witty i pointed that out to them in the first page haha but it did not stop the roast turned out well either way

03-29-2013, 02:49 PM	#234
~RustyGunZ~ (ง'̀-'́)ง Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 15,853 Battle Record: 52-28 Accomplishments -50+ wins Champed -Summer Classic VIII -Netcees Battle League -BA Picture -BA TagTeam -Fight Night Cypher I -Fight Night XXXV -Key Grand Prix 2018 1/2 Rep Power: 85899403	wove a unity quilt for him and his homeboys after the arcade fire vs skyzoo debate of 2008

03-29-2013, 02:50 PM	#235
~RustyGunZ~ (ง'̀-'́)ง Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 15,853 Battle Record: 52-28 Accomplishments -50+ wins Champed -Summer Classic VIII -Netcees Battle League -BA Picture -BA TagTeam -Fight Night Cypher I -Fight Night XXXV -Key Grand Prix 2018 1/2 Rep Power: 85899403	considers quest love a traitor for joining late night with jimmy fallon

03-29-2013, 02:52 PM	#236
~RustyGunZ~ (ง'̀-'́)ง Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 15,853 Battle Record: 52-28 Accomplishments -50+ wins Champed -Summer Classic VIII -Netcees Battle League -BA Picture -BA TagTeam -Fight Night Cypher I -Fight Night XXXV -Key Grand Prix 2018 1/2 Rep Power: 85899403	knits hackysacks in the quad while listening to j cole via beats by dre

03-29-2013, 04:03 PM	#237
Vulgar Razor-thin derision Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,422 Battle Record: 40-25 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night LIV - Gimmick Battle League (2x) - Write Week II - Art of Writing League - Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament - STI - Haiku Writer Challenge - GWL Picture Challenge(2x) Rep Power: 49604317	works in a cauliflower dojo

03-29-2013, 08:38 PM	#239
Mike Wrecka WOW Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,524 Battle Record: 29-25 Champed - Writing Challenge League I Rep Power: 82779335	got front row Jodeci concert tickets for his bar mitzvah __________________ A.bove T.he R.est

03-29-2013, 08:40 PM	#240
Vulgar Razor-thin derision Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,422 Battle Record: 40-25 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night LIV - Gimmick Battle League (2x) - Write Week II - Art of Writing League - Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament - STI - Haiku Writer Challenge - GWL Picture Challenge(2x) Rep Power: 49604317	Gusmao the picklejuice man