TTT06 Rd. 2 - jayk vs Malus (Topical Text battle)

God Of War · 01-24-2013, 02:55 PM

Your Topic: a physical fight with eachother - use physical punchlines, Battle-Based (Diss your opponent using the topic)

Jayk

dunno why fist dind't get it.

here's my verse::::

i'm gonna shove you straight through a car
so when i slow it down i'll be brakin ya balls
put ya face in a grinder and get ya nose a bit
til when i finish doin it you only got a bone to pick
my verse makes the earth burn, and son yer a mess
cuz ya standin on ya own two... puddles of flesh
judges said death premeditated, ya poor sot
killed ya with a nine iron, and had malus and Fore thought
i'm more smart... i'll kill you and steal ya choice chrome
knife you on top of ya whip, then drive my point home
ya got no common sense, ya knew you'd get just eaten
but with ya heart in my stomach, you'll have gut feelings
fuck keeping it real, i'ma chop you up with no stress
next time i give ya a pound it'll be of ya own flesh
i'm so messed i'll chop ya wrists with a saw, dog
until you mimic AOR and ya Fist falls off

vs.

Malus

Aiight jayk... time to whoop your ass... former hardcore champ style!

listen bro... take ya simple flow n shove it up your fisted hole
or i'll slap you sooo hard.. it'll clear ya nose and switch ya mole
this faggot be givin blows... truly a popsicled hoe
that searches ta grab under balls and calls it a 'sub-mission' hold
kid's a joke... tried to fight unfair, i juss took his gun
then this bitch tried to box.... so he got put in one
MaL'll slap you down, make you cry without sound
putta spear in ya mouth n push it down till it hits tha ground
... listen now, u'll wish you were never born
when i take a thorn and scrape ya form, till every trace is torn
beyond this forum dog my rhymin'll hurt you..
backslap you, keep ya head still with spine in reversal
i'm fightin this herbal and 'T'-ing off... maximum damage
.. watch me paint a perfect picture when i slam him on tha canvas
u wanna be a wrestler? HA!.. that takes the cake
i'll just bash your ribs in.... then everyone'll call you jayk the snake

winner = jayk

01-24-2013, 02:55 PM	#1
God Of War The Landlord Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 5,825 Battle Record: 12-10 Rep Power: 10493980	TTT06 Rd. 2 - jayk vs Malus (Topical Text battle) Your Topic: a physical fight with eachother - use physical punchlines, Battle-Based (Diss your opponent using the topic) Jayk dunno why fist dind't get it. here's my verse:::: i'm gonna shove you straight through a car so when i slow it down i'll be brakin ya balls put ya face in a grinder and get ya nose a bit til when i finish doin it you only got a bone to pick my verse makes the earth burn, and son yer a mess cuz ya standin on ya own two... puddles of flesh judges said death premeditated, ya poor sot killed ya with a nine iron, and had malus and Fore thought i'm more smart... i'll kill you and steal ya choice chrome knife you on top of ya whip, then drive my point home ya got no common sense, ya knew you'd get just eaten but with ya heart in my stomach, you'll have gut feelings fuck keeping it real, i'ma chop you up with no stress next time i give ya a pound it'll be of ya own flesh i'm so messed i'll chop ya wrists with a saw, dog until you mimic AOR and ya Fist falls off vs. Malus Aiight jayk... time to whoop your ass... former hardcore champ style! listen bro... take ya simple flow n shove it up your fisted hole or i'll slap you sooo hard.. it'll clear ya nose and switch ya mole this faggot be givin blows... truly a popsicled hoe that searches ta grab under balls and calls it a 'sub-mission' hold kid's a joke... tried to fight unfair, i juss took his gun then this bitch tried to box.... so he got put in one MaL'll slap you down, make you cry without sound putta spear in ya mouth n push it down till it hits tha ground ... listen now, u'll wish you were never born when i take a thorn and scrape ya form, till every trace is torn beyond this forum dog my rhymin'll hurt you.. backslap you, keep ya head still with spine in reversal i'm fightin this herbal and 'T'-ing off... maximum damage .. watch me paint a perfect picture when i slam him on tha canvas u wanna be a wrestler? HA!.. that takes the cake i'll just bash your ribs in.... then everyone'll call you jayk the snake winner = jayk