MAG RD 2

[Allen Knight]

ROUND 2 ALIAS MAG

wattsup u scum bag's, Sharp an me made a mag for u fuck faces. rd one had alot of no shows so fuck u who ever didnt show, i will find out. but the battles that went down wasnt bad.
make sure yah'll drop an vote even if u get eliminated, cuz u should just help out u assholes. well lets get into this. bags is a faggot btw.

REVIEWS

Marlon Wayans' Barber Fades vs ROFLCOPTER
This was a huge blowout. Rofl definitely gave it his all with a concept verse but the unanimous decision was that it was pretty ineffective. Marlon brought a powerful verse that voters agreed was much more polished and hard hitting. Not that much to say, this was just a beatdown.

Marlon Wayans' Barber Fades
fuck a badge, that long arm is just dead weight
straight up maul cop when he rolls up like paul blart on his segway
talm bout ur like 100-0. fuckin can all that text blam
dude ur record's so fake it's makin a run for gamble's with def jam

GP the Cowboy vs Public Enema
This was a pretty close battle in terms of content but Public Enema had the advantage of his opponent not matching his lines. The consensus was that this could’ve gone either way had GP shown fully but as it stands public had a pretty clear cut victory.

GP the Cowboy
This faggot a true pedo, we all know ur a creep b-
You don't have to be in class, to see sweaty jocks run through PE.

Public Enema
Who told him to join this tourny? I can see that hes a gimp
We dont care if ur Dead or Alive..no1s gettin rewards for bringin u in


Save vs pr0blem
Meh battle. Both of these guys came pretty okish but nothing huge from either one. Save had a funny ‘no problem’ flip while problem’s ‘save face’ line was prolly bar of the battle. Most voters thought pr0blem had a stronger verse and save was kinda corny, so problem advanced by KO

Save
so pleeease. only 1 of us knows how to play the game
if i wanna fuck, hoes be like 'no, problem'. if u do...sadly they'll say the same

pr0blem
lets see if hes still chatting when it's weapons blazing,
I'll put a .40 to Save face & still ruin his reputation.


Textual Chocolate vs Crimson
Alright battle. Textual Chocolate had one of my favorite aliases but didn’t have the best wording and some forced bars. Crimson was better, but not by too much, where consistency became a big factor for him. Cool read but Crimson’s consistency really gave him an edge and he swept the votes.

Textual Chocolate
You ain't got a shot, luck w/ this fools thin
Anaconda only chance you got, because being a snakes the way you win

Crimson
You ain't makin a move, you'll be at the bottom of the lake if you do
When I put the Tool to TC quicker than a Scion maintenance crew


MCFly vs Chief Wiggins
Closest battle of the round. Both guys had solid drops that made it a tough decision to vote on. Chief actually had a dope flip out of ‘zip him up’ but didn’t have that heat throughout his verse. McFly was hard hitting and more consistent, meaning most voters thought he won in a split decision and an enjoyable battle.

Chief Wiggins
hey'll b missing ya..the Chief will pull heat n start hurting u quick
when i tell em "zip him up, cuz Fly's down"..it won't mean I'm being courteous bitch.

McFly
when this is over, better heal up quick, and make it a habit, friend
cuz after this battle, I'm goin back to the future to whip ur faggot ass again

Snowpiercer vs Icy Weiners
Another good battle and I swear this matchup was a coincidence. Icy had some good lines and concepts paired a few corny ones that gave him an ineffective verse. Snowpiercer had a much stronger verse overall and voters felt he took it easily.

Icy Weiners
Try ya hardest, I'll be sure to ask is this geek felt yet?
Bc only time you'll have metal clickin is if knuck yells "seat belt check!!"

Snowpiercer
ur a fragile pushover w/ the swag of a gutless twit
ice is basically meth..
..so it only takes 1 punch for this faggot to up n quit


Totally Not Windu Tuako vs Chester Clusterfuck
Good battle overall, but Totally not Windu easily had the stronger verse. Chester bordered on played and corny at times while Totally was consistent and fresh throughout. Totally had a bunch of hot bars while Chester lacked the consistency and heat to compete with him but had a good verse nontheless. The voters all went for Totally’s verse though and he won handily.

Totally not Windu Tuako
Dude is a slob, yea he got a gig but he's useless to rob
Bum ass nigga Muff's rants make more cents than you at your job
You've never been special, no one likes you so once these weapons detect fools
There'd be so many red dots it'd look like the whole block negative repped you

Chester Clusterfuck
Just a warning for the lil bitch, don't get feisty and let you're first curl up
cuz chester'll shoot a cluster with the sawed off that'll fuck your whole world up



TOP PUNCHES

(not in any order)


Totally not Windu Tuako

You've never been special, no one likes you so once these weapons detect fools
There'd be so many red dots it'd look like the whole block negative repped you

Marlon Wayans' Barber Fades

fuck a badge, that long arm is just dead weight
straight up maul cop when he rolls up like paul blart on his segway


Snowpiercer

ur a fragile pushover w/ the swag of a gutless twit
ice is basically meth..
..so it only takes 1 punch for this faggot to up n quit


Chief Wiggins

hey'll b missing ya..the Chief will pull heat n start hurting u quick
when i tell em "zip him up, cuz Fly's down"..it won't mean I'm being courteous bitch.

McFly

when this is over, better heal up quick, and make it a habit, friend
cuz after this battle, I'm goin back to the future to whip ur faggot ass again



MUSIC AN THROWBACK SHIT

















The Quick & The Dead II (The Masquerade) Finals
Ron Burgundy (Cashius) vs Michael Scott (Knucklehead)


Ron Burgundy's verse

Michael's broke as fuck, while I get cake...I know this guy is just jealous
How the fuck are you going to have NO paper...but spend your whole life trynna sell it?!
This idiot's got no sensor, keeps offending people...you stay looking for shit to out
It's no wonder you cooked your foot on that grill...you're always putting it in your mouth
Never seen a face so horrid...when you approach them, girls get cross
That's an UGLY mug...ANY chick would prefer the one that says "Worlds Best Boss"
You can catch him prowling gay bars. You stay fucking fags, right?
No one wanna hear that Scott ish...But we all know this dude LOVES to bag pipe
He's landed like 2 girls his whole life...There's no one you're seeing, just stop it
You've BARELY been able to manage one bitch...let alone the three in your office
This homo hates hetero porn. He prefers dicks...and he likes to stroke'em
So, anytime a Man Loves a Woman...I GUARANTEE we'll see Michael Bolton
Dude's got a mental disorder. Someone PLEASE make this fucker see shrinks
They brought you back for the last episode...but you've probably had another three since


Michael Scott's verse

Scott got bars. but the finals involving this fakes a mystery.
You ain't the Champ, he's just gona hold u sobbing when I take this victory/
Cut this nigga then feed him to the fishs for bein' bland n corny.
When I'm talm bout Ron, choppas, and sharks - it ain't a MacDon fantasy story/
I'm gona dent Ron skull 'til this fuckin' maggot falls.
They'll all be sayin' a "Brick killed a guy" like the recap of your faggot brawl/
Ur bitch grindin' her hips on the G-d. U stay catchin' bananas.
I got her doin' that BackStir - while you cuddle with him in matchin' pajamas/
U dyin' dawg. The razr paint the walls when it plunders ur chest.
Only time we wanna see Burgundy on the News - is when they cover ur death/
Smash ur brains to mush then toss u in the ocean u queer.
When I say u'll meet an Anchor, man - It's not about events with ur peers/
I'm ur worst nightmare, trusttttt - u ain't seen nothin' herb.
If you think Milk was a bad choice - I'm expired, stinkin' and full of fuckin' curds/


Ron (Cashius) wins 5-0

[Allen Knight]

PREVIEWS

No Country for Rode Men vs Loose Booty
This is gonna be a battle of ex's husband vs wife, rode is a honky that puts beer in his
cereal an slaps his wife around. but he can drop bars to, loose is his ex wife that got sick of being slaped around an being made to suck his inbred brothers dick she wants revenge an has been tearing up lesbians for practice latley.
winner= rode, hes gonna beat here to death this time an then fuck the corpse

Octember vs Wally BombTexT
Oct only comes around october an november thats it, he stays in his house all day
training for txt battles an still just ok, he may have a mental handicapp but idk
wally is a faggot straight up, he use to date bags but he let des have him an moved
on to other dudes like muffy, there together now.
winner= wally prolly will have all his ex's ghost write for him


Lex Lambo vs Malcolm Xbox
Xbox is wack as fuck, an prolly only here cuz he paid sharp to give him NS
not looking forward to his trash, lex is a tranny, that is good but its hard to like
his/shit when it looks like john cena wearing a dress an purse awkward as shit.
winner=no one cuz i wouldnt wanna see this battle irl


Petty Cash vs Schindler's Listerine
listerine is the heir to the listerine fortune an he wanted to dabble in battle rap
so he hired the best of the best to train him, and hes gettin there he has
caustic ghost him but hes a ceral killer by night hes a really nuts hes like christian bale in american pyhsco 3 ppl he battled after the battles have gone missing...petty is a slug and idk why hes or w.e it is, is here for he doesnt say shit but sits there.
winner=listerine cuz he'll put salt on petty


Latter day Taints vs SplitCake
cake is wack and thats the real deal holyfield. latter is a clown....no he really works as a clown he wears a clown suit shoes an just does dumb shit the whole battle.
winner=cake, cuz he'll try to battle but latter will hit him w/ a flower that spits water.


Creepshow vs wait.
wait, is waiting for the right time to drop dopeness and it might happen soon maybe idk
never heard of him im just say w/e at this point. creep is a former stalker and he lives w/ the traveling circus he is kno to live under a bridge wen there not on the road,. his hobbies are following female college students to there dorms, hes bags cousin
winner=wait cuz hes not related to bags


Darin Thugpen vs Julio Jones' Coolio Clone
clone is good an he stays to himself, darin is muff's father he came to the battle world
soon as he heard us roasting his pick, he use to rape teenagers of all ages he likes kfc
and to fondle muff while hes sleepin.
winner=clone, darin will be at court for this battle fighting off a rape charge


Ray Rice vs Pathmark Wahlberg
pathmark is the worst supermarket ever, ray is unemployed so hes trryna find sumthing
to do w his free time of using his wife as a punching bag, idk he is hungry.
winner=ray, cuz he loves to throw punches

[Allen Knight]

my bad had to erase yah'll post to add this lol

[El Muffin]

loool

[BROKE LESNAR]

Lmao. Hilarious mag. Alot of dope quotables last round. Thanks for putting in the time and effort. You are appreciated.

[Unfukwitable]

Props once again AK lmaoo

[Blanco Bishop]

Hilarious previews.

How many chose their own alias?

Honest reviews.


Wonder......how many upsets last round.

[Sharp]

Originally Posted by Blanco Bishop

Hilarious previews.

How many chose their own alias?

Honest reviews.


Wonder......how many upsets last round.

All aliases and matches will be revealed at the end and I'll include a mark for aliases that I provide

[Blanco Bishop]

Originally Posted by Sharp

All aliases and matches will be revealed at the end and I'll include a mark for aliases that I provide

Dope.

[El Muffin]

@Allen Knight

sup w/ a mag for last rd?

n lol who fkn picked rattlesnake

if it wasnt sharp then youz a gay

[Allen Knight]

Originally Posted by Muff

@Allen Knight

sup w/ a mag for last rd?

n lol who fkn picked rattlesnake

if it wasnt sharp then youz a gay

stfu u'll get a mag wen were done, dont be that woman

[El Muffin]

Originally Posted by Allen Knight

stfu u'll get a mag wen were done, dont be that woman

shit i asked soon as matches were up

so obv not rushing you.

just asking if it woukd come

dont be that way allen

[Allen Knight]

Originally Posted by Muff

shit i asked soon as matches were up

so obv not rushing you.

just asking if it woukd come

dont be that way allen

thank muff everyone theres no mag cuz of him

[El Muffin]

lol.

[El Muffin]

Originally Posted by Allen Knight

thank muff everyone theres no mag cuz of him

lol u weren't kidding

asshole

[Sharp]

I got the reviews done @Allen Knight