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Week 3 Mag
Intro
Wattup u pussy ass niggas, its ya boy AK...reporting live from ur girls bed room. this past week was pretty decent, some no shows, but watever, shits just starting & well weed out them lame muthafuckas, we have some new sign ins, Cashius the lonely virgin, kami old school dude from nc.1.Me & sharp put this mag together for yah'll,.. Ight lets get into it, u weak smuts. Reviews Greed vs. Obnoxious Pretty one-sided in favor of Amen here. Greed’s personal about the filter in Amen’s avvy was nice, but despite some pretty cool concepts everything else kinda fell flat or felt forced, mostly from wording. Obnoxious was consistent as hell, the only line that didn’t really hit was the run for his money line but everything else was good. Overall an enjoyable read but Obnoxious was just more effective. Karaoke vs. Defiant Cool battle. These dudes have a history of battling and managed to avoid dropping unmotivated verses. Both guys had nice verses - Karaoke’s Tim Duncan and Michael Phelps lines were good current events while Def’s Cosby line was clever and second place had a nice personal touch. Ultimately voters felt that Karaoke’s verse hit harder and was better worded, giving him the win. Potatosacklegend vs. Unfukwitable Kinda meh battle. Unfuk is capable of some pretty dope wordplay tbh, Potatosack is an alias or something with a pretty good handle on text but some so-bad-they’re-good attempts at wordplay. This week he had some better attempts at flips but didn’t do anything too hard hitting. Unfuk didn’t come too badly but didn’t bring the heat he can. His opener and Final Fantasy lines were pretty cool and voters thought he won handily. jilti vs. Mercules Not either guy’s best drop. Merc especially had some played or obvious flips like his misses line. Jilti was alright concept-wise, but didn’t flip them as harshly as he did with his H&M bar. Overall both guys are definitely capable of more, but voters felt that jilti had some stronger hits than Mercules and they gave him the unanimous win. Looking forward to seeing better from both guys since I know these two can drop pretty dope. tyler vs. Odd Ways Cool battle. Tyler showed some rust here, while Odd Ways was able to capitalize on that. Both dudes didn’t bring anything heavy, mostly sticking to jabs but Odd had a more consistent verse. His Kimora and face scan lines were solid hits and he didn’t have too many misses. Tyler had the Odds in your favor and his roulette line was nice, but most voters felt Odd had the better wording and gave him the dub. Blanco Bishop vs. E Tha Real Kinda disappointed by this one tbh. Blanco isn’t the type to half ass a verse but it seemed like he was pretty rushed to get this one in and his verse suffered. Most bars were pretty awkwardly done or statementish. E is still working off some rust and this was on the cornier side of what I’ve seen from him… that half-assed bar was cringe worthy. But he still had some decent personal attempts that made him the clear winner to voters. Packed Graves vs. Destroyer Personally thought this was mad close. Both dudes were pretty consistent throughout and used a few nameplays, Destroyer’s PG line and Packed’s Mendez lines were probably the highlights. Packed had a few more played out ideas while Des’s flaw were lines that just fell flat, and voters were split between the two. In the end Des won on consistency by a close margin. Alvin Karpis vs. Knucklehead Dope battle, BOTW pretty handily. Both guys took some pretty overdone angles on each other (Indian girlfriend vs. Jew) and flipped them well. Karpis had the Jew see fruits line that was harsh as fuck and Knuck’s server issue flip was cool. Voters were split on this one but the slight consensus was that Knuck had harder hits overall. I thought the Mike Brown flip was the LOTB. Battle was close as fuck but just enough guys felt knuck got it to give him the win. Muff vs. Wordz Ahgod Close as hell here. Both guys came with cool concepts and alright delivery but were hindered by some misses/poor wording. Voters each had different bars they thought were good and bad but most thought Muff’s God nameplays and Wordz’ kegel muscles line were dope. Came down to slight preference but most voters thought Wordz edged it out and he squeaks past Muff. PREVIEWS Allen Knight vs. Knucklehead This is hard as fuck to predict. Knuck’s coming off of some solid verses while Allen is NC’s win leader. Especially with some newer personal concepts to throw at Knuck I think Allen will drop some harsh stuff. Knuck’s no slouch either so it’ll prolly boil down to a few bars with weird wording. This is too close for me to make a solid prediction but since I have to I’m gonna edge it to Knuck just cause I haven’t seen Allen drop a verse in a minute cause he’s been getting noshowed. That said he could easily come out on top here too. Knuck=55/45 Tic Tac 2-0 vs King Karaoke 2-0 This is goin to be a dope battle, tac has elevated alot since he started short bar he won the newb torny w/ some tough ccompo, but king has been killin the nbl the past 2 seasons, goin 9-0 & 12-0 each one, some shit like that hes undefeated for a reason, this shit will be good def can be BOTW, looking forward for this. winner=55/45 kar, but anyone can win this. Hush 2-0 vs Jilti 2-0 hush is dope & prolly one the best ever, in this txt shit tbh, he also is showing to battles so thats a problem for everyone. jilti but hes decent tbh ...i guess, but comes w/ way to much played shit imo, stay away from that u herb, but hush i dont see him losing this at all, or many battles this season, this could be a good one. or a body. winner=hush 70/30 Strikta 2-0 vs Orc 1-0 sick battle def the one i wanna read the most, strik been showing which is a first but he doesnt seem rusty an thats dope cuz he has some raw punches. orcs a beast he had a dope no show verse last week w/ alot of fire, if both drop at the top of there games shit can be a HOF battle, just show strik lol. def another contender for BOTW winner=Orc 60/40 just cuz hes on his swag & it'll be hard to beat him in the zone. but strik got the skill to. Odd Ways 1-0 vs Vulgar 1-0 Vul pulled out a nice win over swerve last week, didnt see that coming...no hate just havent read a battle verse from u in a min, but u had some heat in there. odd is pretty decent i seen some good bars from him on rb. this def a real close one tbh. winner=Vulgar 60/40, he is a little more creative imo. Obnoxious 1-1 vs E Tha Real 1-1 E is still shaking off rust but hes gettin there his verse last week vs bishop was solid some good wording acouple of cool bars, not bad at all,...amen aka obnoxious is pretty good to, i seen him drop some nice bars but hes a lil inconsistent. this is a close battle & hard to pick a winner. Winner=Obnoxious 55/45, real close one cuz i feel e may drop better this week, but ob can drop dope. hopefully he does. Muff 1-1 vs Mercules 1-1 i like this match up, muff has concepts for days but wording holds back some of them from being fire, but sometimes he words his shit nice too, he is a threat, dont get it twisted cuz heloss last week, hes a slutmouth slut....merc still is little rusty but every verse hes getttin better just needs to stay away from the played shit, i think he will this week an make this a good one. winner=muff 70/30 Destroyer 1-1 vs Defiant 1-1 def is off & on, his verse last week was solid imo, he can drop a dope bar here an there then a not so dope one, he needs to tighten up his wording, des last week i liked his verse against packed it was good, some clever flips for a old ho. this could be close winner= Des 65/35 but def can make is close or win. Swerve 0-1 vs Tyler 0-1 You can tell tyler is rusty from his verse last week, he may need acouple weeks to get back to his old self, i seen him drop fire before he went Mia again. swerve caught a L last week, sleeping on vulgar i feel he didnt an keyed a fast verse. he is nice when he trys def a contender in this league. winner= swerve. 70/30, i know this week he wont sleep on his compo & drop good. Greed 0-2 vs Blanco Bishop 0-2 Both are really up an down tbh, greed verse week one was real solid but last week it wasnt so, he has a issue w/ consistency an needs to work on that. then he'll be good. blanco has wording issues his concepts are there but he needs to get a handle being harsher, he'll get there. this one is close winner=Greed 55/45 but bishop can win this one Potatosacklegend 0-2 vs Packed Graves 0-2 Packed dropped a decent verse last week imo, he def no one to sleep one. he can drop some creative stuff, when hes focused. potato, is new an still working on his style, his wording needs help, read some old battles stay away from played shit bro, u'll get it soon enough. but winner= packed 80/20 Hydra 0-1 vs Storyteller 0-0 hydra is alphabet, man of 1000 alias lol, but he can drop good ...when he shows. story never read much from him always thought he was a topical head, so maybe he can surprise maybe not well have to see, winner=hydra 70/30 Apeirogon 0-0 vs Cashius 0-0 Cash is a former season champ an he was dope, he hasnt battled in a lil while so idk where hes at but before he left, he was nice w/ it. ape is ok i seen his battle in the ba, it wasnt anything crazy, i dont see him winning here, but who knos he could drop some good shit. winner=cashius 75-25 CtrlF4 0-0 vs kami 0-0 another couple of battlers that been mia for a lil while, kami was nice before real creative, he won acouple tornys back in the day, he might be really rusty. ctrl was on here recent, & hes good a lil inconsistent but wen hes on he can hang w/ the best of them. this close cuz idk how rusty either is. winner=ctrl 55/45 only cuz he battled way more recent. TOP PUNCHES 1. Knucklehead Robbed me in 4 FN finals, but this ain't keystyle. U gettin' runied mate Anything can happen in the blink of an eye.. & after this that's how u'll communicate 2. Alvin Karpis Strikta wants to pay $300 to spend a night w/ a THOT, but shit is scary Cuz you wanted to pay $300 just for the thought of seeing a pic of Kare 3. Orc arghh! ima grab ur fucking head n have it broken n bent i'll stabbb. & watch it open up to me like we were the closest of friends 4. Destroyer my styles rated R, cuz I'm tearin out lungs and slashin limbs ur rhymes are straight 'PG,' but somehow still manage to have ass in them 5. Vulgar A topical druid, my rune's ancient. Your writ's are crude to the root, basic. Nothing about you stands out at all... and when it does, you trip on your shoelaces 6. Tic Tac I tried to be Civil, but one shot & this guy will hit the floor So trust it’s not Politics when I hit Spook with more Rights than 1964 7. Odd Ways I don't play games homie. My pimpin is world wide, no need to hate man... While the only way u'll have a player image, is using the 2k face scan. 8. Wordz Ahgod Hens was a beast, Shake was crazy, even Deon n user.. u was only Dhope to a degree.. n ur associates knew u were a fucking loser. 9. Muff Braggin about your sexploits online? Noone cares you retarded creep Nigga wants a Pat on the Back After he Scores..shit he treats text forums like the Lombardi Leap 10. Karaoke Your mother wants you out of her house, the reason why isn't controversial Cuz you've made as many moves from the couch as Tim Duncan in that foot locker commercial
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12-02-2014, 01:22 AM | #2 |
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Battle Of The Week Knucklehead Vs Alvin Karpis Knucklehead Sup blockhead.. Ur Redskin's an easy pick w daddy problems so I might smash All I gotta do is Server Issues & that whore'll go down longer than the site crash Srsly destroy ur injun family, that hoe is a renowned smut I'mma run up in Alehouse & make it my home quicker than the town drunk & kill this hobby for karp, my verses wow when I'm swinging so rude I'ma leave voters w/ their hands on their mouths like ur girl was singing to u On my Darren Wilson - bars cause riots when I'm landin' the ether Trust I'll leave you on the concrete Like Mike without those magical sneakers Ur luck ends here. Washed up but still he tries to cling to the rush When I have rust I Shake It Off.. You just call that your jam & sing to a brush Been around too long w/ joke site bars, NC needs the swiping to end We all hope Karp'll tunnel into a depression that stops him from ever typing again Robbed me in 4 FN finals, but this ain't keystyle. U gettin' runied mate Anything can happen in the blink of an eye.. & after this that's how u'll communicate Won't cheat me this time. I'mma show u more pain than u ever felt dude Push Allies in the back of his head 'til a thousand AIM votes couldn't even help you Alvin Karpis Peeped the show & prove thread and you was smirkin w/ a dame But she’s fuckin ugly so GOW shouldn’t be the only person workin on his game You gonna roast me huh? Well I’m a let the shotty spray Yall aint gonna see this ginger cook shit unless it’s Bobby Flay Strikta wants to pay $300 to spend a night w/ a THOT, but shit is scary Cuz you wanted to pay $300 just for the thought of seeing a pic of Kare Plus when you beefed with dude I knew this fucker was timid I saw how this Jew froze & it rivaled the one under is fitted Ginger jew resorts to faggot shit lookin like a young Tettris This Juicy Fruits in his bed every night and I don’t mean a gum fetish My reps mean pull hoes w/ ease cuz I’m fly & dress clean You always act when it comes to pussy, that’s why Seth Green Why claim you pull hoes, you’re chubby and it’s hopeless son This weirdo would let a Chickpea on his face just for a bowl of some I’ll make a sex tape w/ ya dream girl and put it on fuckin blast quick Have ya last chick shootin a video w/ Kar in it on some hush & bags shit Winner=Knucklehead Verse Of The Week Knucklehead Sup blockhead.. Ur Redskin's an easy pick w daddy problems so I might smash All I gotta do is Server Issues & that whore'll go down longer than the site crash Srsly destroy ur injun family, that hoe is a renowned smut I'mma run up in Alehouse & make it my home quicker than the town drunk & kill this hobby for karp, my verses wow when I'm swinging so rude I'ma leave voters w/ their hands on their mouths like ur girl was singing to u On my Darren Wilson - bars cause riots when I'm landin' the ether Trust I'll leave you on the concrete Like Mike without those magical sneakers Ur luck ends here. Washed up but still he tries to cling to the rush When I have rust I Shake It Off.. You just call that your jam & sing to a brush Been around too long w/ joke site bars, NC needs the swiping to end We all hope Karp'll tunnel into a depression that stops him from ever typing again Robbed me in 4 FN finals, but this ain't keystyle. U gettin' runied mate Anything can happen in the blink of an eye.. & after this that's how u'll communicate Won't cheat me this time. I'mma show u more pain than u ever felt dude Push Allies in the back of his head 'til a thousand AIM votes couldn't even help you No Show Shine Orc ungh. alias fgt, how violent is u!? ima give you a nosebleed you can wipe off witcha Spinal Tissue even my basic ish could have this lame ina hearse cuz it's one punch then Simile down quick (like making this verse) been a while since i unleashed the quill n im beastly still, i'll give u that Hands On approach. it'll train managers some ppl skills i'll call up a favour & lets see if u true thuggin ya crew gone have Arms around everyone. u'd think we was group huggin arghh! ima grab ur fucking head n have it broken n bent i'll stabbb. & watch it open up to me like we were the closest of friends mannn, u'll need some reverse decision to hopefully stop me .. i need a reverse decision too. idk whether to drive back over ur body im outtaaaa this world. you just a newbie, soldier my lines r Interstellar. ur lines are a wtf moment like when the movies over can end ya at ANY time. i knw this due be a bitch too .. i control Sim's life. now the videogame is gonna sue me for misuse i cud take ya girl w/ ease cuz u ugly n mad soft,. .. thats a light switch for me. dog, she won't fuck YOU til thats off i don't lose in this game, u face contusions n' pain &&just for thinking Scimitar that legacy ima run him thru witha blade Not No Showed but wasted & was a pretty good verse
Tic Tac Lol @ your gun bars............ You’re never touchin a Weapon, just admit you’re a herb Last time you Sparked the Chrome was pulling into a spot & hittin the curb I tried to be Civil, but one shot & this guy will hit the floor So trust it’s not Politics when I hit Spook with more Rights than 1964 You say you’re Black, but to me it seems like something don’t go Because every post you make lets more & more Whiteout like Buffalo snow I’m comin Fresh Off pussy, he spends his days in the park just lookin at hoes Ya bitch wanted it, Deep…so I ended up so Foreign I still had one foot in the Boat Ya nothing but stupid bro, w/ those gun bars what the fuck are you provin tho? So if Spook is Thug to the Corey Gunz Blazin…it’s just < that faggot lightin up in the studio
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^^^ this shit tough as fuck POWER RANKS
1. Knucklhead 2. Orc 3. King Karaoke 4. Hush 5. Strikta 6. Allen Knight 7. Tic Tac 8. Jilti 9. Destroyer 10. Vulgar Some Sexy Chicks [img]http://media-***he-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/1b/c7/94/1bc794bd05776c789090c7773f34fa08.jpg[/img] [img]https://s-media-***he-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/47/da/61/47da61b58731efa09f920e3994f99335.jpg[/img] ^^^your welcome. WTF'S WTF at RB stealing the wtf section from nc WTF at it blowing more than gow treating wordz ahgod dick as a breathalyzer WTF at bags being missing for 2 days, hopefully they find him........in a dumpster behind starbucks raped to death WTF at ill nika on BW the retirement home & scared to come back here. WTF at clinton aka jilti not being shot in a drive by in front of jack in the box w/ his fat dumpster eating mother everyone always tells congrats to cuz they think that dawg of a human is pregnant but shes not shes just fat & when she says shes not ppl are relieved cuz that dirty slut already raised a scum of a child that is jilti, she has his G.E.D hung up on the wall he got in prison but its not for high school it stands for Gets. Erect. Dick every night w/ no struggle on the bunks, WTF at kobe bryant playing sick but lakers wont trade/sign anyone to help before he retires WTF at this vid Outro Thats all for u soft muthafuckas this week, vote or ur gonna loss, even if u win. & sharp nine will lock u in a room an play a 3 hour set of kenny g songs on a flute. shout out to sharp for the help, my nigga my nigga. shout to hush too. till next time, fuck u.
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Nice mag folks.
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Appreciate it AK N SHARP!
keep up the swell wrk
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Dope mag, fellas. Props again.
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dope mag. good shit, boys.
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12-02-2014, 12:48 PM | #11 |
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Dope shit thanks guys . My verse was better than knuckleheads tho
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can someone explain what Allen Knight was saying to me/about me in the mag, i don't get it
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