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big baby · 03-15-2015, 10:36 AM

wit and bag U dis cloze 2 gettin etha'ed

stay en YA FUCKA lane

Geno · 03-15-2015, 11:34 AM

BB for 100 responses in this thread. outstanding SIR!

Witty · 03-15-2015, 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by big baby

wit and bag U dis cloze 2 gettin etha'ed

stay en YA FUCKA lane

bb y????

I love u :(

Pharaohs Army · 03-16-2015, 12:58 AM

I'll give the short version and a long version

In highschool me and a few friends tied an empty soda can to a string and hid around a corner, and had an old "can-lady"... or "bag-lady", w/e, bending down and chasing it. She eventually caught on, and stopped... but definitely a "couple tries" of bending down and pursuing it on the string. Ha. ha. It was funny thinking it up, and constructing the can/string, and the thrill of "the hunt" and getting the fish to chase the worm so to speak. BUT, it's a horrible thing to do to a human being.
---

If this was like, a mean-ass male motherfucker who screamed at us I probably wouldn't have felt bad at all. But... she was just an older woman with strange clothing and thin hair. The fact that she didn't get mad or mumble something like "god damn kids.." that's what got me.
The utter humanity. Because her reaction was at first embarrassment, a flush face. And rather than anger or sadness a small smirk cracked from the side of her mouth. Without saying it she was kind of saying "ha. yep. joke's on me; ya got me. I'm dirty and spend my day collecting empty cans on the street and inside of garbage receptacles. So really, why exactly should I consider this an epic failure my part? Really.How much worse does this make my day? Look at these kids. Having a ruse. Albeit mean-spirited. They are innocent. I was a kid once. Sure, some life choices led to where I'm at. But also a string of very bad incidents that were beyond my control. I hope no unexpected tragedies befall these youngsters-- WHO TOOK MY FIVE CENTS!"
(I actually don't remember if we left the can or not).
I'm not proud of this.

Geno · 03-16-2015, 09:51 AM

this isnt that bad man. i dont think so anyway -just a couple kids having fun. the old woman won this battle after all -she didnt feel bad out of it obviously, but instead probably got a well needed smile from it. even if only inside of her head. you guys have to share the regret of fucking with her -but in all reality it may have made her day lol

sral · 03-17-2015, 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Genocide

lmao

yo that raffle idea was funny as fuck. the teddy bear giveaway was a smooth cover to

but that chick your talking about @sraL.. you realize that could be from anything, typically bitches get cysts because someone with the herpee symplex (@HRP to thread, discuss your true nature?)

basically what i mean to say is that it may not have been caused by your boy -but thats a fucked up move he made lmao. damn. no telling what kind of fucking disease and bacteria was in that system. coming from sewer installation and manhole and tappping into pre existing sewers as a career -i know how fucking nasty the shit is. and wow

but she may just have maintained her sluttiness throughout life and ran the wrong dick up in her shit.

i wouldnt feel to bad about that one.
thanks for your honesty though lol

ahahahha honestly I give no fucks bout that bitch, its just funny as fuck to have that to hold over him imo

that's real shit

Fig · 03-18-2015, 06:12 AM

I jack off so much, I coughed and ruptured my dick head

Geno · 03-18-2015, 12:11 PM

damn son
but hey. put the lotion down man, your killing yourself lmao

Fig · 03-18-2015, 03:24 PM

I inflated a bitch through the ass with jizz. No I didn't.

I came inside a bitch then crawled up inside her and snatched that nut back! No I didn't.

I took your dads virginity (yes you) with your mom's cock. That one is true ish

Wise Wiggles · 03-18-2015, 03:34 PM

I've shouted "FAT ASS!" At overweight people while driving by them.. Been weighing pretty heavy on my conscious..

Geno · 03-18-2015, 05:16 PM

Was this an action that became of road rage.. Or just simple hatred towards heavy heffalump types @Wise Wiggles

El Muffin · 03-18-2015, 05:22 PM

Somebody walked in on me jacking off when I was offshore..right when I was busting a nut. Lol

03-15-2015, 11:34 AM	#102
Geno White Earl Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Philly Cat. Posts: 12,330 Battle Record: 10-15 Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF (4x) Champed - Netcees Writers League - Write Week I - Write Week 8 Rep Power: 50036758	BB for 100 responses in this thread. outstanding SIR! __________________ *-A.bove T.he R.est*

03-16-2015, 09:51 AM	#105
Geno White Earl Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Philly Cat. Posts: 12,330 Battle Record: 10-15 Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF (4x) Champed - Netcees Writers League - Write Week I - Write Week 8 Rep Power: 50036758	this isnt that bad man. i dont think so anyway -just a couple kids having fun. the old woman won this battle after all -she didnt feel bad out of it obviously, but instead probably got a well needed smile from it. even if only inside of her head. you guys have to share the regret of fucking with her -but in all reality it may have made her day lol __________________ *-A.bove T.he R.est*

03-18-2015, 06:12 AM	#107
Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,473 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181559	I jack off so much, I coughed and ruptured my dick head __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

03-18-2015, 12:11 PM	#108
Geno White Earl Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Philly Cat. Posts: 12,330 Battle Record: 10-15 Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF (4x) Champed - Netcees Writers League - Write Week I - Write Week 8 Rep Power: 50036758	damn son but hey. put the lotion down man, your killing yourself lmao __________________ *-A.bove T.he R.est*

03-18-2015, 03:24 PM	#109
Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,473 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181559	I inflated a bitch through the ass with jizz. No I didn't. I came inside a bitch then crawled up inside her and snatched that nut back! No I didn't. I took your dads virginity (yes you) with your mom's cock. That one is true ish __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

03-16-2015, 12:58 AM	#104
Pharaohs Army Banned Join Date: Aug 2014 Posts: 2,962 Battle Record: 6 - 14 Rep Power: 0	I'll give the short version and a long version In highschool me and a few friends tied an empty soda can to a string and hid around a corner, and had an old "can-lady"... or "bag-lady", w/e, bending down and chasing it. She eventually caught on, and stopped... but definitely a "couple tries" of bending down and pursuing it on the string. Ha. ha. It was funny thinking it up, and constructing the can/string, and the thrill of "the hunt" and getting the fish to chase the worm so to speak. BUT, it's a horrible thing to do to a human being. --- If this was like, a mean-ass male motherfucker who screamed at us I probably wouldn't have felt bad at all. But... she was just an older woman with strange clothing and thin hair. The fact that she didn't get mad or mumble something like "god damn kids.." that's what got me. The utter humanity. Because her reaction was at first embarrassment, a flush face. And rather than anger or sadness a small smirk cracked from the side of her mouth. Without saying it she was kind of saying "ha. yep. joke's on me; ya got me. I'm dirty and spend my day collecting empty cans on the street and inside of garbage receptacles. So really, why exactly should I consider this an epic failure my part? Really.How much worse does this make my day? Look at these kids. Having a ruse. Albeit mean-spirited. They are innocent. I was a kid once. Sure, some life choices led to where I'm at. But also a string of very bad incidents that were beyond my control. I hope no unexpected tragedies befall these youngsters-- WHO TOOK MY FIVE CENTS!" (I actually don't remember if we left the can or not). I'm not proud of this.

03-18-2015, 03:34 PM	#110
Wise Wiggles nok Su kow Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,507 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 51788019	I've shouted "FAT ASS!" At overweight people while driving by them.. Been weighing pretty heavy on my conscious.. __________________ "black as midnight..black as pitch blacker than the soul of the foulest witch"

03-18-2015, 05:16 PM	#111
Geno White Earl Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Philly Cat. Posts: 12,330 Battle Record: 10-15 Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF (4x) Champed - Netcees Writers League - Write Week I - Write Week 8 Rep Power: 50036758	Was this an action that became of road rage.. Or just simple hatred towards heavy heffalump types @Wise Wiggles __________________ *-A.bove T.he R.est*

03-18-2015, 05:22 PM	#112
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