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How do I get girls to touch my weiner?
They call it the dingleberry because it's so stinky and small.
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What kindve advice r u looking for here?
It won't get bigger. I guess ull have to work on cleaning it better? U do drugs too....so u can give them drugs....this will help I've reached a glorious age where women have been trodden down by life and have relinquished any bit of self esteem long ago. Plus my dick is niether small nor stinky U should prolly go with drugs and alcohol
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05-04-2015, 07:19 PM
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Look at it this way, it may be small but at least its thin.
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Location: fucka idiyote
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Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
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- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
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05-04-2015, 08:23 PM
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Leave you flatlined.
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Log off
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05-04-2015, 08:43 PM
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Mustachio why?
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05-04-2015, 09:01 PM
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Please intentionally provoke a masterpiece out of your goop
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05-04-2015, 11:52 PM
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I was thinking about decking it out with sum flowers or sprinkles or something.
But I think bags is saying I should dip my Thang in booze, but I'm afraid of feeling the burn more than I already do..
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05-04-2015, 11:55 PM
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Heed your own advice you ol crusty ass
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05-05-2015, 08:18 AM
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Leave you flatlined.
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05-05-2015, 08:28 AM
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Chillin' like FUCK!!!
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You're gonna have to get funny real quick. Make a chick laugh and her titties will be out in NO time!
Besides when you have them constantly laughing, it'll take the sting off when they laugh at your tiny smelly penis. PM me how it worked out for you.
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Leave you flatlined.
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The nerve.
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05-05-2015, 08:57 AM
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Chillin' like FUCK!!!
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05-05-2015, 09:06 AM
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My dick often smells less than special
They still touch it It'll be ok figgy I promise
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You've never had a girl with any self respect.
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Chillin' like FUCK!!!
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Chillin' like FUCK!!!
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Fig...I gave you some rep, hope you feel better
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Hush be swamp nuts'n these hoes Noooooooo im surethere's a difference between the smell of smegma fermenting and sweat balls my nigga Js Figs talking hazmat shit
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05-05-2015, 11:29 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,716
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
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05-05-2015, 02:18 PM
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Om
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Did I say girls?
I meant men. Strong, burly men.
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