Neighbor vs. Seanzo - OPEN FOR VOTES!

[sral]

FINALLY it’s here – the INTERSITE INVASION begins!



A true Netcees first, this card is stacked with some of the illest textcees still actively participating in the game today… and Veritas vs Prelec. LULZ! You’ve all seen how hotly anticipated these matchups are, you’ve read the magazine and seen the battler profiles of everyone involved, you’ve watched the Lars video magazine which set the new fucking standard for anything similar that proceeds it. The time is now. It’s official, we’ve an entire card full of classics in the making and this shit is about to go DOWNNNN!!!

Line limits: 14 lines (Unless otherwise agreed by both opponents prior to the battle)
Video battle: 3.00 (3 MINS IN LENGTH, DATSHITCRAY!)

CHECK IN’S DUE: 12 NOON TUESDAY 8TH SEPTEMBER (UK TIME)
VERSES DUE: SATURDAY 12TH SEPTEMBER (UK TIME)

Voting will only remain open for a further WEEK ONLY once battles are up and the final vote count will be tallied between both websites, ready for individual and team winners to be declared SO GET YOUR VOTES IN QUICKLY WHEN BATTLES ARE UP! Voting links etc will not be made mandatory, but is of course highly appreciated and everyone will be repped personally by President Lars!

If you’ve any questions, feel free to @sraL me on the tag.

Best of luck to both sides of competitors, keep it legit, I’ve got immense love for both you guys. That’s real talk.

LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

@Neighbor @Seanz

[Neighbor]

'Sup, playboy?

I'm thinking 16

[Seanz]

Originally Posted by Neighbor

'Sup, playboy?

I'm thinking 16

let's get it, handsome

[Seanz]

Just started writing and, tbh, no ideas in the first half an hour. If you wanna post and take the W, by all means. Otherwise, I'll put something together tomorrow. Saturday night, so I'm going out.

[Neighbor]

Originally Posted by Seanz

I'ma beat you savage; thanks for the vid, I had to preview that shit
In them cheap New Balance, lookin like Zach Galifianakis hostin Between Two Faggots
Pussy, Hammer Brothers are yellow bellied.. I let 'em do their thing
'Til the strap's to their necks & the shell's on they heads give those two squares wings

Show up on his porch in a banana costume.. the first shot'll split him
I body scrubs w/ a fruit mask; ya face peel at the front door like a Birchbox subscription
Your gun lines are blunt lies, while everything I write's true to the core
Ironic, you're RMBVA's sole con on camera & look EXACTLY like the Jew from New York
Ya girl be grabbin poles; it's red flags if that slut gets near an erection
Make you watch while I'm puttin kids up inside her mouth & Double Dare you to step in
I need my gear fix; mass nutrition & anabolics that'd have you trippin
You need your gears fixed; to go w/ your man-bun & brand new sixer of Pabst Blue Ribbon
& Baron said you had gun bars.. well, you can get shot again if you do
How's Zoe Pound in the streets when he thought the Vicelords were a documentary crew?
Ya shit's played; @Seanz ain't grippin ratchets, I'm cinematic w/ quotes
'Cause after we took his O'Shaughnessy Estate of decay w/ that vintage barrel approach

LIMEWIRE

[Seanz]

You've done fourteen thousand battles...I wish I was kidding, dude
Just keep texting over and over like..."maybe she's not into you?"
You're past the point of "will he know when to pack it in?"
While they try to keep me in the picture like Vigo the Carpathian
And if ya catch me with ya girl, best mind ya business
She givin' that perfect head like a pint of Guinness
Yeah, kid about the plaid and beard but ya not at all cunning
I'm also strapped with an ox by my side like Paul Bunyan
And for that gun talk, I'll raise the stock/stalk like a magic bean
I'm no Lars; I'll give you a completely different magazine
I'll kill everyone you know just for thinking you could handle me
Have a chopper ring for years; it's finna open up ya family tree
I'm the great one with two 9s and you all felt he's Gretzky?
See me with the scope on Neighbour like LB Jeffries
Stop talking gutter; you're just someone I get to school
'Cause I've been eatin' off these streets like the 5 second rule

[fraze]

Originally Posted by Neighbor

I'ma beat you savage; thanks for the vid, I had to preview that shit
In them cheap New Balance, lookin like Zach Galifianakis hostin Between Two Faggots
funny. but a little light to me.
Pussy, Hammer Brothers are yellow bellied.. I let 'em do their thing
'Til the strap's to their necks & the shell's on they heads give those two squares wings
this is cool. nice flip
Show up on his porch in a banana costume.. the first shot'll split him
I body scrubs w/ a fruit mask; ya face peel at the front door like a Birchbox subscription
nice. shots @ the hipsters
Your gun lines are blunt lies, while everything I write's true to the core
Ironic, you're RMBVA's sole con on camera & look EXACTLY like the Jew from New York
not feelin it
Ya girl be grabbin poles; it's red flags if that slut gets near an erection
Make you watch while I'm puttin kids up inside her mouth & Double Dare you to step in
ok. nostalgia bar.
I need my gear fix; mass nutrition & anabolics that'd have you trippin
You need your gears fixed; to go w/ your man-bun & brand new sixer of Pabst Blue Ribbon
more hipster shots. cool
& Baron said you had gun bars.. well, you can get shot again if you do
How's Zoe Pound in the streets when he thought the Vicelords were a documentary crew?
funny. a little light
Ya shit's played; @Seanz ain't grippin ratchets, I'm cinematic w/ quotes
'Cause after we took his O'Shaughnessy Estate of decay w/ that vintage barrel approach
wording a little off but the wp is nice

LIMEWIRE

Originally Posted by Seanz

You've done fourteen thousand battles...I wish I was kidding, dude
Just keep texting over and over like..."maybe she's not into you?"
nice concept but i think you misdirected this. this would be fire w/ better wording
You're past the point of "will he know when to pack it in?"
While they try to keep me in the picture like Vigo the Carpathian
light to me
And if ya catch me with ya girl, best mind ya business
She givin' that perfect head like a pint of Guinness
simple but dope
Yeah, kid about the plaid and beard but ya not at all cunning
I'm also strapped with an ox by my side like Paul Bunyan
this pretty cool
And for that gun talk, I'll raise the stock/stalk like a magic bean
I'm no Lars; I'll give you a completely different magazine
haha this ok. magic bean stalk a little corny but the punch made me chuckle. props on the mags tho lars.
I'll kill everyone you know just for thinking you could handle me
Have a chopper ring for years; it's finna open up ya family tree
concept is there but it isn't worded to connect. this comes off forced to me.
I'm the great one with two 9s and you all felt he's Gretzky?
See me with the scope on Neighbour like LB Jeffries
ok association bar. a little light.
Stop talking gutter; you're just someone I get to school
'Cause I've been eatin' off these streets like the 5 second rule
this was nice

This has been one of my favorite reads of the site battle. Both of you guys have bars and brought it consistently in both verses. This is a hard one to call because both of you guys have fresh concepts and flipped them pretty dope.

Neighbor: Hammer Brothers, Birchbox, PBR, vintage barrell
Seanzo: Guiness, Paul Bunyan, magazine, 5 second rule

I have 4 quotes a piece, so I can clearly see this going either way in votes, but I think that Neighbors better use of personals sways this in his direction. The video and the hipster attacks take a little bit away from some of the hood angles in Seanz verse. But can't front at all Seanzo has bars, props to you, I think you would be competitive here. This might just be a case of style preference difference, but feel like Neighbor edged this one out w/ using less generics.

Vote: Neighbor

[Ghost1]

I'ma beat you savage; thanks for the vid, I had to preview that shit
In them cheap New Balance, lookin like Zach Galifianakis hostin Between Two Faggots

Eh...i guess cuz his beard...this shit not overly funny to me tho.

Pussy, Hammer Brothers are yellow bellied.. I let 'em do their thing
'Til the strap's to their necks & the shell's on they heads give those two squares wings

Yo. To me....this shit is so fucking good. I don't get the whole...U tried to do too much bullshit....i tried to do a bunch of shit lime this in my tag match an got voted out the tourney lmfao. Watever this was dope to me.



That shit make ur verse look gay as fuck doe

Show up on his porch in a banana costume.. the first shot'll split him
I body scrubs w/ a fruit mask; ya face peel at the front door like a Birchbox subscription

Uve had a girlfriend for too long. This is a good bar tho.

Your gun lines are blunt lies, while everything I write's true to the core
Ironic, you're RMBVA's sole con on camera & look EXACTLY like the Jew from New York

Ok...obvious connection tho

Ya girl be grabbin poles; it's red flags if that slut gets near an erection
Make you watch while I'm puttin kids up inside her mouth & Double Dare you to step in

Lmao. This is jokes. Nice.

I need my gear fix; mass nutrition & anabolics that'd have you trippin
You need your gears fixed; to go w/ your man-bun & brand new sixer of Pabst Blue Ribbon

U not really funny my g. Comedy is not for u. Introduce me to urself?

& Baron said you had gun bars.. well, you can get shot again if you do
How's Zoe Pound in the streets when he thought the Vicelords were a documentary crew?

Idk wtf this is an idgaf

Ya shit's played; @Seanz ain't grippin ratchets, I'm cinematic w/ quotes
'Cause after we took his O'Shaughnessy Estate of decay w/ that vintage barrel approach

This was bonkers

LIMEWIRE

You've done fourteen thousand battles...I wish I was kidding, dude
Just keep texting over and over like..."maybe she's not into you?"

This is ok. Painfully simple tho.

You're past the point of "will he know when to pack it in?"
While they try to keep me in the picture like Vigo the Carpathian

Sorry I don't really kno things or be readin shit so u missed me here

And if ya catch me with ya girl, best mind ya business
She givin' that perfect head like a pint of Guinness

This was cool

Yeah, kid about the plaid and beard but ya not at all cunning
I'm also strapped with an ox by my side like Paul Bunyan

Seen this before. Shits fire tho.

And for that gun talk, I'll raise the stock/stalk like a magic bean
I'm no Lars; I'll give you a completely different magazine

This shit was tuff lol...Idc that the mag shit is played....it was worded.dope an relevant

I'll kill everyone you know just for thinking you could handle me
Have a chopper ring for years; it's finna open up ya family tree

I want this to be worded better....but I also can't front I fucked w this

I'm the great one with two 9s and you all felt he's Gretzky?
See me with the scope on Neighbour like LB Jeffries

Missed me again sorry dog. I live in a small world

Stop talking gutter; you're just someone I get to school
'Cause I've been eatin' off these streets like the 5 second rule

This was cool. Indirect but it's a neat bar.


So

Idk.

How they said ur 2 styles were similar has me at a loss cuz I'm having a painful time picking a winner here based on how vastly different ur 2 styles are lol.

I like Seanzo simple straight forward bars.....Wen a good one lands it lands hard. It feels meaner too cuz it ain't much to it...just ugliness. If u kno wat I mean. Neigh is doin so much in his bars tho. It's hard for me to not take into consideration the level of creativity and complexity put forward simply on a skill level alone. Idk....it's like wen a sports player watches another sports player perform well he will appreciate more intricate techniques then maybe the average sports fan would have taken into mind.

I'd say I got about 4 bars that hit on each side but to me neighbors best were better then Seanzo best.

As far as misses....there were def sum misses on both sides that had me like....erm...I ain't the type to go Google sum shit or even not vote on sum shit if I don't get somethin....if I don't get somethin u didn't do a good enuff job conveying the concept...it's too obscure...or....unlucky u an I happen to have missed out an a relatively popular reference somehow in my small secluded world. Regardless....

V neighbor

[Sharp]

I'ma beat you savage; thanks for the vid, I had to preview that shit
In them cheap New Balance, lookin like Zach Galifianakis hostin Between Two Faggots
funny but not really hitting for me
Pussy, Hammer Brothers are yellow bellied.. I let 'em do their thing
'Til the strap's to their necks & the shell's on they heads give those two squares wings
nice

Show up on his porch in a banana costume.. the first shot'll split him
I body scrubs w/ a fruit mask; ya face peel at the front door like a Birchbox subscription
slick
Your gun lines are blunt lies, while everything I write's true to the core
Ironic, you're RMBVA's sole con on camera & look EXACTLY like the Jew from New York
ok flip but not a big hit imo
Ya girl be grabbin poles; it's red flags if that slut gets near an erection
Make you watch while I'm puttin kids up inside her mouth & Double Dare you to step in
lol
I need my gear fix; mass nutrition & anabolics that'd have you trippin
You need your gears fixed; to go w/ your man-bun & brand new sixer of Pabst Blue Ribbon
Cool idea doesn't hit
& Baron said you had gun bars.. well, you can get shot again if you do
How's Zoe Pound in the streets when he thought the Vicelords were a documentary crew?
not feeling this
Ya shit's played; Seanz ain't grippin ratchets, I'm cinematic w/ quotes
'Cause after we took his O'Shaughnessy Estate of decay w/ that vintage barrel approach
nice



You've done fourteen thousand battles...I wish I was kidding, dude
Just keep texting over and over like..."maybe she's not into you?"
lol alright
You're past the point of "will he know when to pack it in?"
While they try to keep me in the picture like Vigo the Carpathian
Cool. More of a boast which isn't totally my style in a battle n the reference was pretty obscure (but the tie in is dope)
And if ya catch me with ya girl, best mind ya business
She givin' that perfect head like a pint of Guinness
pretty basic
Yeah, kid about the plaid and beard but ya not at all cunning
I'm also strapped with an ox by my side like Paul Bunyan
boast again - not bad just not really damaging dude
And for that gun talk, I'll raise the stock/stalk like a magic bean
I'm no Lars; I'll give you a completely different magazine
I seen so many flips on magazine this is just over done to me, sorry bro
I'll kill everyone you know just for thinking you could handle me
Have a chopper ring for years; it's finna open up ya family tree
nice
I'm the great one with two 9s and you all felt he's Gretzky?
See me with the scope on Neighbour like LB Jeffries
Cool but again that's obscure reference lol
Stop talking gutter; you're just someone I get to school
'Cause I've been eatin' off these streets like the 5 second rule
would go well in a song hook but not so much here imo



Cool battle. I got neigh on consistency but I think seanzo could be a threat in snf. Neigh just attacked his opponent more imo

V/neigh