Week 11 chat and predictions

[EtH]

Firing in some votings as well tonight lads hopefully. Depends on how many cans I end up drinking. Moved out to the country and these days there's fuck all to do but get hammered all the time.

[EtH]

Originally Posted by Witty

I guess since their only real competition is gone there is less pressure to actually have some quality? I don't follow Scottish football much tbh I support Liverpool, and that's enough of a headache as it is lol

I must be the only person alive to have never seen SoA.

Well that awesome team a few years ago were post-Rangers. It's hilarious to imagine a time when Rangers and Celtic could have folded into the Premiership haha.

I supported Tottenham a few seasons ago. The season before Bale got bit and was still in defence. You had Bale rising up, Modric rising up, Van der Vaart as one of the best in the world, Crouch was solid as a scorer, Defoe was on fire. Another team that sold everyone and bought crap.

SOA is solid but that season they are in Ireland and the accents are brutal. Their impression of the current IRA running RPGs and sniper rifles for the Columbian Cartel is hilarious too. In 2015 they could probably sort the Cartel out with some green diesel and counterfeit fags. I also loved that Deadliest Warrior episode with the IRA when their specialist weapon was a flamethrower lmfao.

[YDK]

Originally Posted by EtH

You're as Scottish as I am American :D



Celtic's shite as well. About 3 years ago they had Hooper, Stokes, Wanyama, Ambrose, Watt, Ledley, Forrester, Forster etc. and they sold every cunt and bought noone. They just got some shit guys in from other teams like non-Bobo Balde and promoted the reserves up. Back when they beat Barca they were at their best since Larsson was playing.

The situations bollocks cause we don't do that shite in Glasgow. My brother was Rangers, I was Celtic. My mum's family's protestant and my dad's is catholic. My aunty is CRAZY catholic, like through and through, and her brother in law is one of the head lads in the Orange Walk. Only a couple give a shit in Glasgow. In my town there was a Celtic pub quite near and we'd pop our head in every now and again to shout Rangers for Life and boot it.

Aye the IRA loved a little bit of own-side killing. Omagh bombing and all that shite.

Funniest thing ever is the 3rd season of Sons of Anarchy.

Hey I like dragons an bagpipes, I know nothing about any of my heritages tbh we don't learn shit except American history in school an I've never done research lol

[EtH]

I've only seen Bagpipes being played by homeless lads outside Asda and dragons must be an Aberdeen thing.

[YDK]

I have no idea where it came from lol prolly a Scottish stereotype here in America.
Dragon heart was my favorite movie for years tho lol

[Dearg]

I'm moving to Ireland...someday.

[Dearg]

Are the topics always weird quotes? Y'all don't do actual art or photography or titles? Anything? You telling me the poetry league has a better topic variety than y'all? :( @sraL @Adonis

[sral]

Originally Posted by EtH

Is that shit supposed to be porn?

BDSM

[Dearg]

Bad Demonic Snuff Movies

[EtH]

Originally Posted by Dearg

Are the topics always weird quotes? Y'all don't do actual art or photography or titles? Anything? You telling me the poetry league has a better topic variety than y'all? :( @sraL @Adonis

Not every topic can be as good as "legend". Really cunts wouldnt even sign up for that shit at first due to the topics :D

Originally Posted by sraL

BDSM

So...porn? Fucked up shit. I mean sometimes I like a little bit of "Oh no, I dont have rent, stop being so rough with me" but if the shit ever goes over that line where I'm like "Nah wait he's ACTUALLY hurting her" I feel disgusted and turn it off instantly.

Also did I see a foetus in there?

[Dearg]

Touche but not what I was getting to in my question. I'm saying writing pieces to quote topics gets old and hard to connect with sometimes. It's nice to have a picture or title topic once in awhile.

[EtH]

Yeah I tend to pick small aspects out of titles. Son of a Gun, I wrote about the son of Tommy Gunn. "Blah blah wake up or chase you dream", I wrote about a guy chasing his dream. I prefer when you have a picture which is both limited and open at the same time.

Anyways, now the important stuff. Earlier tonight I went into a shop (or store los Americanos) for some beer. An old enough woman, at least 60s, asked me tto get something for her off the shelf. I, being the strapping young man I am, obliged. She was at that time holding 3 tubes of Sour Cream and Onion Pringles. If America doesnt have these, the picture below will aid you. Safe to say they are quite large in size. Anyways, she had three, a hard amount to carry. She asked me for something off the shelf...MORE Pringles. She asked for 2. I got her 2. Then, she ACTUALLY asked for 2 more. Aggain, I got them. Now this woman's standing here with SEVEN tubes of Sour Cream and Onion Pringles. I had my own stuff to carry so couldnt help, not that the trooper needed any. I made the joke "Must be a good party" to which she replied "No, they're €1 each". AND YOU BOUGHT FUCKING 7 OF THEM?

[Dearg]

How much is a euro in American currency?

[YDK]

Slightly over a dollar I believe but the exchange rate changes daily

[Dearg]

What's minimum wage in Kentucky?

[YDK]

But yes we have Pringles here Erebus proctor and Gamble the company that owns Pringles is the company my mom worked for before she passed away. We always got these huge Christmas boxes about 2 weeks before Christmas stuff ffrom all the companies p&g owns lol Pringles, gillete fusion razors and shaving cream, jiff peanut butter, folgers coffee, panteeb prov shampoos an conditioners, swiffer items, an a bunch of other stuff. It was fuckin awesome lol

[EtH]

The fact that my comment sparked a discussion about Kentucky Vs the exchange rate says this is DEFINITELY in the topical lounge.

[YDK]

I think minimum wage here is like 7.50 or 7.75 I'm not quite sure tho

Haven't had a job that paid minimum wage since I was 15 an it only lasted tikm I saw my first check lmao

[EtH]

Originally Posted by YDK

But yes we have Pringles here Erebus proctor and Gamble the company that owns Pringles is the company my mom worked for before she passed away. We always got these huge Christmas boxes about 2 weeks before Christmas stuff ffrom all the companies p&g owns lol Pringles, gillete fusion razors and shaving cream, jiff peanut butter, folgers coffee, panteeb prov shampoos an conditioners, swiffer items, an a bunch of other stuff. It was fuckin awesome lol

Seriously, please throw me a list of topics I can mention that don't relate to a loved one of yours either passing away or having some serious ailment so I can avoid these situations in future.

[YDK]

Originally Posted by EtH

The fact that my comment sparked a discussion about Kentucky Vs the exchange rate says this is DEFINITELY in the topical lounge.

Lol I worked for Citibank for awhile based in Florence ky which is their second biggest center in the USA, I learned a lil sum sum bout banking lol