Got me feeling like jesus after a warm bath

[anime_boners]

@Bags




'distressed' look is when you give jeans that beat up look, but like, it's okay because it's intentional.

now, granted, those balmains that cost like a rack.. but, what I do gives it a similar look

[veritas]

hideous stupid jeans, anime.

[anime_boners]

eh

I like mine(not the ones pictured). thx for the fashion tip tho

[Ghost1]

Originally Posted by anime_boners

@Bags




'distressed' look is when you give jeans that beat up look, but like, it's okay because it's intentional.

now, granted, those balmains that cost like a rack.. but, what I do gives it a similar look

Nah man. Lmfao. I know the style. Was inquiring as to ur DIY technique haha

[Aero]

Originally Posted by anime_boners

Morning

3 egg whites, feed the yolks to my cat
1 wheat toast w/ peanut butter
1 chobani flip. preferably the lime one. if my son ate the last lime one, beat him, then eat the coconut one
1 hot shower
no vitamins, that's nerd stuff
1 plain black asos tee shirt
1 pair levis 501 skinny jeans, with DIY distress job (made 70$ jeans look like some shit you'd pay 200 for)
Dig through the 100+ sneaker boxes piled in the closet for some hidden gem I forgot I own, decide the occasion is not special enough to risk harming any of the dope sneakers and put on the same ass black on black huaraches I wear everyday

10:15am every day
jack off too anime tits. If I'm feeling particularly spicy, jack off to a REAL girl, dressed in anime girl costume.

Pre workout
drink some water.. think about maybe going for a jog, decide against, smoke a bone

fire up Street Fighter 5 on the PS4 and sit in training mode

Post (training mode) workout
1 bag of of some Hispanic flavored chips from the bodega
3-4 little hug quarter waters that I drink in a single sip

Dinner
2 kid cuisine frozen dinners, heated in my microwave
1 minute of reflection on when the last time I cleaned the microwave was
1 eyeroll from kid when I sit down with both dinners and make the same "oh, I'm sorry, did you want one, too?" joke that I make every night.


Bed time snack
Jack off again to anime. I need the tentacle kind to get that 2nd nut
1/2 ripped up tissue still stuck to my dick
sleep naked
no pillow (threw out the old one because the stains, havent gotten around to get the new one)


have fun with your healthy diets and work out plans while I'm over here ruining my mind and body with trash food, drugs, and chinese porno cartoons

Do you have a job or nah

[anime_boners]

oooooh lmao


for a full opening, like in the knee, just put the pants on, and use something easily washable like pencil to do a line over the knees, cut w/ razor, pull out the excess stringy bits.

for the more.. opaque type openings like in the pics.. put the razor to the jeans and instead of slicing. kinda like rub it wideways if you get me. that exposes the white stringy bits underneath but doesn't cut them away.

[anime_boners]

Originally Posted by Aero

Do you have a job or nah

are you not yet acquainted enough with my boarding persona to realize the self-satire here or nah?

[Aero]

Originally Posted by anime_boners

are you not yet acquainted enough with my boarding persona to realize the self-satire her or nah?

Not trying to be feisty. Jw

[anime_boners]

I have two actually

[veritas]

ugly jeans, anime. js.

[Batty]

Originally Posted by anime_boners

oooooh lmao


for a full opening, like in the knee, just put the pants on, and use something easily washable like pencil to do a line over the knees, cut w/ razor, pull out the excess stringy bits.

for the more.. opaque type openings like in the pics.. put the razor to the jeans and instead of slicing. kinda like rub it wideways if you get me. that exposes the white stringy bits underneath but doesn't cut them away.

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[Pharaohs Army]

Originally Posted by Bags

Have fun living mediocre while I'm walking on water

dope.

[Pharaohs Army]

Originally Posted by Batty

Washed it down with a spritzer made from bavarian honeysuckles and the bathtub water from Whitney Houston's autopsy.

dead.
repped for lulz.

&Sorry to all for bumping this abomination of a thread.

[Dominate]

Read page 1 and page 11.

No idea how thread got to here.

[sral]

Originally Posted by anime_boners

Morning

3 egg whites, feed the yolks to my cat
1 wheat toast w/ peanut butter
1 chobani flip. preferably the lime one. if my son ate the last lime one, beat him, then eat the coconut one
1 hot shower
no vitamins, that's nerd stuff
1 plain black asos tee shirt
1 pair levis 501 skinny jeans, with DIY distress job (made 70$ jeans look like some shit you'd pay 200 for)
Dig through the 100+ sneaker boxes piled in the closet for some hidden gem I forgot I own, decide the occasion is not special enough to risk harming any of the dope sneakers and put on the same ass black on black huaraches I wear everyday

10:15am every day
jack off too anime tits. If I'm feeling particularly spicy, jack off to a REAL girl, dressed in anime girl costume.

Pre workout
drink some water.. think about maybe going for a jog, decide against, smoke a bone

fire up Street Fighter 5 on the PS4 and sit in training mode

Post (training mode) workout
1 bag of of some Hispanic flavored chips from the bodega
3-4 little hug quarter waters that I drink in a single sip

Dinner
2 kid cuisine frozen dinners, heated in my microwave
1 minute of reflection on when the last time I cleaned the microwave was
1 eyeroll from kid when I sit down with both dinners and make the same "oh, I'm sorry, did you want one, too?" joke that I make every night.


Bed time snack
Jack off again to anime. I need the tentacle kind to get that 2nd nut
1/2 ripped up tissue still stuck to my dick
sleep naked
no pillow (threw out the old one because the stains, havent gotten around to get the new one)


have fun with your healthy diets and work out plans while I'm over here ruining my mind and body with trash food, drugs, and chinese porno cartoons

lmao what i want is anime/manga gorefests or extremes

urotsukidoji type shit

give me a list to work my way through

ive got the uncut urotsukidoji btw

[Ghost1]

Originally Posted by Dominate

Read page 1 and page 11.

No idea how thread got to here.

THIS IS NETCEEEEEESSSSS *kicks u into the hole in prydes neck*

[Batty]

@Bags picked up fish oil pills over the weekend. Stopping bullets w/ my chest right now, but eyeballs soon bro.

Feeling like Joel Osteen after a quick sink rinse so far... getting there tho.

[Ghost1]

This pleases me.

[PancakeBrah]

>wake up after 5 snoozes @ 7:32.
>eat banana while showering
>put on tie and shoes
>go to work be 1 minute late
>troll coworker about trump.
>"today's a no talking day" says coworker
>continually sing the chorus of garth Brooks songs
>"evaluate" some "property" for the "bank"
>order penne rosa no mushrooms with chicken from noodles and company
>drive to pick it up: "here for the take out under pancakebrah"
>bean pole teen counter dude: "what you taking out?" *giggles*
>me: "....food."
>intensely stare at Dude as I pay.
>walk out with food.
>eat food at desk while playing poker on phone
>play poker the rest of the day
>coworker still not talking to me
>get off work
>go get haircut. Me to barbress: "a fade, one going up to a 4"
>hair is mad long
>barbress: "do you want me to use scissors too or just the clippers?"
>me: "i don't know how to answer the question"
>awkward pause
>me: "i want a fade, one up to a four"
>get hair cut in perfect silence
>go home.
>eat eggs and cottage cheese
>read a book
>pretend to understand
>go to xvideos
>(interlude)
>turn on podcast to sleep to
>wonder if I start working out again if my boarding will increase to netcees1.0 power levels
>sleep at 1
>repeat?

[Ghost1]

Lold at 2nd time telling barbress fade 1 to 4 LMAAO