well you're all basically pussies now in comparison. ITT ASK A 185LB MAN WHO JUST BENCHED 315X1 ANYTHING

[big baby]

bbebs 37 lbs lift 4 thousand lbs lmao I fucka STRONG


DERE I WAS. BIB ON. JUST FINISHED FINGERING MUSTACHIA IN THE SHOWERS. STILL HAD MY TOWEL ON. INSIGNIA "BB MUSTACHIO SUPERMAN REALLY FUCKING STRONG IDIYOTE". STENCH OF BABY TWAT ON MY FINGERS. LOLED. FUCK IT. USE THIS SHIT AS ELBOW GREASE TO GRIP THE STEEL BARS BETTER. HUFFED LIKE THE BIG BAD WOLF. FUCKING LEG PRESS BLEW AWAY. MURDERED ATLEAST 14. FUCK IT IDC LMAO FUCKING LOSERS LEG PRESS I'm FUCKA BENCHING YA FUCKA IDIYROES LMAO!!!! CALLED MUSTACHIA OVER"yes MASTER" stfu whore open UR FUXKA MOUTH. SLID MY TALONS IN HER GERBER TRAP AND FUCKA USED IT AND WIPED THE FUCKING BAR DOEN. DROPPED A FUXKA STACK OF PLATE ON IT. HAD ABOUT 893 SOEMTHING BITCH WEIGHT ON IT. ASKED REMAINING TERRIFIED LOSERS TO JUMP ON BAR. bar BENDING. LIKE BRUCE WILLIS IN THAT MOVIE WITH THE TRAIN CRASHING. UNBREAKABLE. FAGGIT. ROBE SLIGHTLY SHOWED OFF BB PEeN. PEOPLE GASPED. SHAVEVD NATIRALLY LMAO. ARMS SHORT AS FUCK CANT EVEN REACH THE BAR LMWO THA FUCK. TOLD MUSTACHIA TO TAKE OFF HE BAR AND LAY IT ON MY CHEST. GOT ABAUR 4000 lbs.. RAW STEEL. PIRANAH PUSSY FINGERS. SWEATING ROBE EXPOSING. INSIGNIA BB CREAT. HUFFED AGAINZZ. Another 73 FAGGOTS DEAD #prayforworldsgym FUCK OFF CHANGE UR FB PROFILE PICRURE. TOLD MUSTACHIA TO CHECK THE BENCH OUT DIDNT RHINK IT WAS OK. LMAO DROPPED IT OJ HER CHEST FUCKING CHOKING TO DEATH STERNUM SNAPPED I'm LAUGHING SHES GUZZLING BLOOD LIKE BB HEP PLS I'm DYING I SAID STFU AND TSKE IT LIKE A MAN LMAO HER MUSTACHIA GLUE STARTING TO FALL OFF THATS WHEN BB LOST IT

BITCH R U LYING TO BB? BLOOD WITHEEIG DOWN HER DYING FACE


BB LOVED U

U LIE WITH FAKE MUSRACHIO?!!:!:

SFUCKANKIDINGG ME?


aSlut!!!!


FLICKED XIGAR AND BLEW EZPLOSIONS SO LARGE BOOM FAGGOT AT SMITH MACHINE IS NIW NAMED FAGGOT SMITH 185 IDK LMAO FUCK OFF

#singleandlookin

[Ghost1]

Fucka so gone

[Split Eight]

Originally Posted by Bags

Lmao!

Man....I had one of these moments a couple years back......but wasn't aware of the roll

So like a small female trapped under a rock I cried out.....in desperation...SPOOOOOOOTTT

and of course some moron comes sprinting over so the entire gym sees me with not even 2 plates stuck on my chest like a fucking coward. Smh. Prolly worst gym day ever. Aside from shitting pants in the squat rack and farting in the leg press machine w hot chicks in earshot

Haha

Yeah, you know when you put on more weight than your previous max, and you give it that test push before you unrack it? Like feel it out

I did one of those and thought "that's not getting back up there"

then I stopped myself. and looked at my wristband. in embossed, protein shit green letters was the text "W.W.B.ASFGKDL$&#FAGGOT.D"

I thought... what WOULD Bags do?

the air in my rapelifting dungeon took on a static feel to it.. I felt a twinge of adrenaline. Im going for it.

I unracked all 175 lb of weight and brought it down to my chest

immediately could not get it more than halfway up

brought it back down and started rolling it down to my torso

then kicked out like a wounded porpoise and tilted the bar 90 deg on its side

I crushed two beers and logged into Netcees

[Ghost1]

I for one welcome our new wounded porpoise overlord

[PancakeBrah]

That's some good BB right there.

I've never done the roll of shame. Because I'm a pussy who's afraid of weight.

I did do a 10-rep set with a 60 points on one side and 70 pounds on the other. Like a fucking retard. Still did the whole set. Pretty sure most people think I'm autistic at my gym, when I went. That probably did not help in making people think that I was not autistic.

[Geno]

Hiw many lies u needa tell to feel relevant?

[Ghost1]

I kno that question was not directed towards me. I KNOW it wasn't. so help me god geno. do not fucking push me today.

[Pharaohs Army]

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[Ghost1]

Tom we talked about this. Too much.

[dead man]

What is going on

Geno prescribing unscheduled foreign opioids to the board and this guy having suicidal thoughts over bb posts

Well boys. Looks like we're back in top form

[PancakeBrah]

[PancakeBrah]

[veritas]

Well.....how do you feel now dan?

[PancakeBrah]

Originally Posted by veritas

Well.....how do you feel now dan?

[PancakeBrah]

[PancakeBrah]

[PancakeBrah]

Originally Posted by veritas

Well.....how do you feel now dan?

The thread I stole these from had an autopsy photo of a morbidly obese person, cut open from waist to collarbone.

Before I clicked on it I thought it was pizza. Not a pizza, James.

[Ghost1]

Jesus christ lol.

I see I am going to need to step things up a bit.

[Arch.]

That's a good start tbh... we're in the same weight class. I just cut to 190 for my pt test. It's easier running at 190 t han 215 lol. I've only hit my max rep once and decided never again. Felt like my insides were going to fall out lol

[veritas]

Originally Posted by PancakeBrah

The thread I stole these from had an autopsy photo of a morbidly obese person, cut open from waist to collarbone.

Before I clicked on it I thought it was pizza. Not a pizza, James.

Am I to assume this has been somewhat bittersweet for you, Dan?