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Here, let me drop something: Call me Ishmael. It was all a dream, I used to read Word Up magazine Been scared for most my life, living in a gangsta's paradise But I have promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep YEAH, BOYEEEE (while wearing an absurdly large clock). |
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09-02-2016, 10:36 PM | #62 |
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Oh so we just talk down our opponents' verses now. This isn't the NBL.
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I thought that it was painfully obv that I was purposefully paying homage to INCREDIBLY well known 90s rap songs Lol thanks for taking 3 min to write that 12 line masterpiece tho u fucking hack aha IT WAS SWEAT STICKY SODA COCA COLA CANCER WAS A COBRA NOW AUTUMN WAS OVER Lol suck a fuckin dick u corny fagit |
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09-02-2016, 10:43 PM | #64 |
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How am I talking down an opponent's verse when his verse isn't his?
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09-02-2016, 10:48 PM | #66 |
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"Can't write another line, my verse is fucking air tight. I DARE YOU TO ADD ONE SINGLE WORD, LET ALONE ONE LINE, AND NOT UPSET THE PERFECT BALANCE OF EMOTION AND PATHOS I HAVE CREATED! BETTER YET; THE NUMBER OF SPACES I USED BETWEEN THE BEGINNING AND END OF MY VERSE IS THE SCIENTIFICALLY PERFECT AMOUNT TO LET MY POINT BREATHE. HEMINGWAY HIMSELF WOULD FAIL TO BE AS PRAGMATIC AND CONCISE. THIS VERSE IS THE NUT OF THE UNIVERSE. INDEED, THE CENTER. COMPOUNDED BY THE VASTNESS OF THE COSMOS, PERFECTLY FORMED. WITHOUT A MOLECULE DISPLACED. I FAIL TO SEE THE POINT OF ANY LINES, WRITTEN BY ANY ONE ELSE (TEXTCEE, NOVELIST, POET) TO BE WRITTEN.
~FIN"
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09-02-2016, 10:49 PM | #67 |
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Lol this is real. LOL I am thoroughly amused.
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09-02-2016, 11:01 PM | #70 |
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Fuckin detective dickhead here
WHAT'S THIS...HE'S BITING! SUM1 SAID SO I SAW IT CERTAIN SAID HE'S BJTING.....BUT....WHAT DID HE BJTE.....HMM....LET'S SEE.....HE SAID IT FEELS LIKE THE 90S......CLUE 1!!! WHAT'S THIS!?!? THE VERY FIRST LINE IS FROM 90S STAPLE HIP HOP DUO MOBB DEEP!!!!! FUCKING AHA! I GOT U RIGHT WHERE I WANT U NOW BAGS!!!!!!!! I'M GOING TO PUT A STOP TO THIS! TO THE CHAT THREAD! BUT I WORKED UP A SWEET STICKY COCA COLA SWEAT DOING ALL THAT DETECTING........VIRGINIA BEEPER COBRA CLUTCH SLEEPER CANCER CRUSH WEINER....WINTER IS HERE....WINTER IS GONE .....THE ROADS MELTING ...PAINT BRUSH! SLEEP. |
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Ahhh come here u ole jewy bald fagot. Give uncle bags a hug.
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09-02-2016, 11:50 PM | #73 |
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lol this is fun everyone is aw shucks now lol
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09-03-2016, 09:55 AM | #75 |
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i guess I've got to give you until 12pm American time
this seriously throws off my timescale for next weeks battles though TBH
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09-03-2016, 11:29 AM | #76 |
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Voting on everything later today.
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09-03-2016, 12:05 PM | #77 |
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do it later than 12, we also have multiple time zones
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09-03-2016, 12:29 PM | #78 |
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09-03-2016, 12:30 PM | #79 |
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I'm pretty lenient with the rules and times to be honest, as long as your verse is up by the time I wake tomorrow you're good but it does fuck with my pre-planned schedule of checkins/verses/votes/threads closed/new threads up tbh
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I can write tomorrow.
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