CRED vs BLEAK - BLEAK WINS VIA NS!

sral · 02-24-2018, 10:17 AM

Waddup, NCG's!

President Lars presents an interwebz world first with an event comedically described as "The revenge porn of text," in HOT OR THOT 2018! The idea is essentially that of a picture battle tournament, but with a unique twist. This time round everyone has submitted pictures of their ex-loves to be mercilessly torn to shreds by their opponents. It's a win/win for the battlers, providing they don't still hold a torch for their former flames of course!

I have to salute everyone involved for daring to tread where countless others were too afraid. I've been good to my word on not sharing any pictures publicly here prior to battle threads going up. So for those who chose to take a leap of faith in forwarding them to me and supporting this innovative idea, CATCH DAT +REP!

The format runs as follows: It's a 16 man tournament, (Robreezy that includes you). Battlers will be private messaged with their opponents pictures they're going to insult. Please don't share these beforehand to keep the LULZ alive and help make this tourney all the funnier! If you haven't already submitted your pics, NOW is the time to do so. Failure to submit a picture will result in you being replaced by one of the many standbys I have on call right now. The tourney will move on in knockout fashion until a winner is crowned.

If you're here, it's because I trust you're good to your word. Anyone that fails to participate accordingly won't be accepted in any further tourneys The Pres chooses to run. Those who show up and show out will get priority over other entrants in any and all future events I choose to run, as always!

Rules:

10 lines min
20 lines max
Agree to match line limit with opponent
Check-ins are advised
DUE DATE: Next Saturday 5pm UK time
The mod teams decision is final on all shenanigans.

LETS MAKE THIS A CLASSIC!

bleak · 02-24-2018, 04:54 PM

Sup like 12 unless you're writing more

Cred · 02-24-2018, 11:57 PM

Cash.

Ok coo

EDIT: @Cred you've got 9 HOURS as of this edit - Lars

sral · 03-02-2018, 03:15 PM

@Cred @bleak verses due TOMORROW!

bleak · 03-02-2018, 11:56 PM

Really

Yeah she thick but...

Many traversed those mountaintops, less as the thot age
Only range you're in now is an 80-90 percent one that you caught AIDS
He's thinking 'got a lady in the streets, freaky in the bed.'
Na, she a lady if you buying &she was sleepin w/ ur friends.
Fr tho, she thick bro. look Puerto Rican from the back
Like... the smell of a family 4 deep in a van w/ no windows cracked
So much heat in my mattress that I sleep w/ no blanket.
While you was snuggled up, heated covers &that^^^bitch hoe stankin
Her mongol fam stay in barns &that's the whore's trap, friend
All you'll find is Chlamydia where those horse tracks end
U don't know A Woman's Worth, thinkn she's Superwoman or Mrs. C
No One can do it better than me, &THAT's when Alicia missed a key.

If I could write for this you can write for what i posted lol @Cred
12

Geno · 03-03-2018, 05:12 PM

Yo you fucking went harf in here bleak. Props. This prolly my favorite diss verse so far this week and ive peeped every battle thats open. Dope shit. No wonder dude no showed

Aero · 03-03-2018, 07:09 PM

Windows cracked lol
Horse track end was good.

Really liked those.

Ever since Cred got exposed for biting he just hasn't been the same. He's trying to look for old smack battles with less than 30,000 views so he can get new material undetected.

bleak · 03-03-2018, 09:35 PM

Thx for the feed y'all much appreciated. Whoever gets me next rnd is gonna wonder how he didn't have 20 dropped with an hour lol

Voting some point tmrw maybe tonight

El Muffin · 03-03-2018, 09:39 PM

@bleak me n u go 20 next rd

If we get matched

bleak · 03-03-2018, 09:54 PM

For sure. @sraL

sral · 03-04-2018, 05:11 AM

no problem bruhs I got you

02-24-2018, 10:17 AM	#1
sral Shrewd as evearthed Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Wolverhampton, England Posts: 8,267 Battle Record: 28-3 Champed - Gimmick Battle League - The Winter Topical - Topical Martyrs - Lime Green Poetry Association - Lyric Olympics - Art of Writing League - Guerrilla Writing League (2x) - Black August II Rep Power: 85899391	CRED vs BLEAK - BLEAK WINS VIA NS! Waddup, NCG's! President Lars presents an interwebz world first with an event comedically described as "The revenge porn of text," in HOT OR THOT 2018! The idea is essentially that of a picture battle tournament, but with a unique twist. This time round everyone has submitted pictures of their ex-loves to be mercilessly torn to shreds by their opponents. It's a win/win for the battlers, providing they don't still hold a torch for their former flames of course! I have to salute everyone involved for daring to tread where countless others were too afraid. I've been good to my word on not sharing any pictures publicly here prior to battle threads going up. So for those who chose to take a leap of faith in forwarding them to me and supporting this innovative idea, CATCH DAT +REP! The format runs as follows: It's a 16 man tournament, (Robreezy that includes you). Battlers will be private messaged with their opponents pictures they're going to insult. Please don't share these beforehand to keep the LULZ alive and help make this tourney all the funnier! If you haven't already submitted your pics, NOW is the time to do so. Failure to submit a picture will result in you being replaced by one of the many standbys I have on call right now. The tourney will move on in knockout fashion until a winner is crowned. If you're here, it's because I trust you're good to your word. Anyone that fails to participate accordingly won't be accepted in any further tourneys The Pres chooses to run. Those who show up and show out will get priority over other entrants in any and all future events I choose to run, as always! Rules: 10 lines min 20 lines max Agree to match line limit with opponent Check-ins are advised DUE DATE: Next Saturday 5pm UK time The mod teams decision is final on all shenanigans. LETS MAKE THIS A CLASSIC! __________________ - Netcees Rebuttal Tourney - Art of Writing League (x 4) - AOWL Season 11 Champion (Undefeated Season)

02-24-2018, 11:57 PM	#3
Cred The Biggest Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 3,254 Battle Record: 67-32 Accomplishments - Gun Bar King Champed - Fight Night 3 - Fight Night 10 - Fight Night 12 - Battle Arena League Rep Power: 85899380	Cash. Ok coo EDIT: @Cred you've got 9 HOURS as of this edit - Lars Last edited by sral; 03-03-2018 at 02:50 AM.

03-02-2018, 03:15 PM	#4
sral Shrewd as evearthed Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Wolverhampton, England Posts: 8,267 Battle Record: 28-3 Champed - Gimmick Battle League - The Winter Topical - Topical Martyrs - Lime Green Poetry Association - Lyric Olympics - Art of Writing League - Guerrilla Writing League (2x) - Black August II Rep Power: 85899391	@Cred @bleak verses due TOMORROW! __________________ - Netcees Rebuttal Tourney - Art of Writing League (x 4) - AOWL Season 11 Champion (Undefeated Season)

03-03-2018, 05:12 PM	#6
Geno White Earl Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Philly Cat. Posts: 12,330 Battle Record: 10-15 Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF (4x) Champed - Netcees Writers League - Write Week I - Write Week 8 Rep Power: 50036758	Yo you fucking went harf in here bleak. Props. This prolly my favorite diss verse so far this week and ive peeped every battle thats open. Dope shit. No wonder dude no showed __________________ *-A.bove T.he R.est*

03-03-2018, 07:09 PM	#7
Aero GOAT Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 4,826 Battle Record: 14-17 Champed - Site Diss Competition - Tag Tournament III - Lyric Olympics - Tag Tournament: "Omicron Variant" Rep Power: 0	Windows cracked lol Horse track end was good. Really liked those. Ever since Cred got exposed for biting he just hasn't been the same. He's trying to look for old smack battles with less than 30,000 views so he can get new material undetected. __________________ Too Rich IRL to Be Here. I'm Out.

03-03-2018, 09:39 PM	#9
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,693 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230532	@bleak me n u go 20 next rd If we get matched __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

03-04-2018, 05:11 AM	#11
sral Shrewd as evearthed Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Wolverhampton, England Posts: 8,267 Battle Record: 28-3 Champed - Gimmick Battle League - The Winter Topical - Topical Martyrs - Lime Green Poetry Association - Lyric Olympics - Art of Writing League - Guerrilla Writing League (2x) - Black August II Rep Power: 85899391	no problem bruhs I got you __________________ - Netcees Rebuttal Tourney - Art of Writing League (x 4) - AOWL Season 11 Champion (Undefeated Season)